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  • 117 weeks
    SA: The Last Round

    "So, what do you think, Corejo?" Wanderer D asked, politely showing off the stack of papers in his claw.

    The burlap sack with the printed (in color!) face of Corejo remained silent.

    "I see, yes, yes!" Wanderer D cackled. "Ahahaha! Yes! I agree! This story should do fine! So, who's reviewing it? RT?"

    The sack that had the picture of RTStephens on it tilted just enough for a single potato to roll onto the table.

    "And we have two! Alright, team, I expect you all to figure out who's doing the next one, okay? Let's not keep the readers waiting!" He glanced expectantly at the several sacks with pictures around him. "Alright! Dismissed."

    "Sir?"

    "Ah, intern. Is that my coffee?" Wanderer D took the proffered mug and downed the contents in one go. "Excellent! No time to rest! We have to edit what the guys just handed to me."

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  • 138 weeks
    SA: Round 186

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    The Dodge Junction train ramp was not where Floydien expected to be part of a reunion.

    He especially didn’t expect it to happen four times in a row.

    “Wait, Winter? What are you doing here?”

    Winter’s eyebrows raised. “On Summer vacation. What about you?”

    “Uh, same.”

    “Guys!”

    The two Angels looked to where the voice came from. Cynewulf came running up to them, a wide brimmed sunhat and sunglasses adorning her head. “Fancy meeting you two here!”

    Floydien scratched his head. “Same. Are you on vacation too?”

    “Yep! Had a blast down on the Horseshoe Bay coast.”

    “Well, ain’t this something!”

    All turned to the fourth voice. Knight strode up, his body decked out in fishing gear, complete with a fishing pole balanced over his shoulder. “Haven’t seen so many of us in one spot since vacation started.”

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  • 153 weeks
    SA: Round 185

    Seattle's Angels is a group that promotes good stories with low views. You can find us here.


    Winter and Knight stared out at the bleak townscape. All around them, the fires raged unchecked as Ponyville's former occupants stumbled mindlessly about, their undead faces ravaged by rot and decay as they moaned for sustenance. Knight turned to Winter.

    "Ready to go?"

    Winter nodded and shifted a backpack. "Got everything with me. I guess it's now or never."

    Knight gave a wry smile. "That's the spirit. You do have your reviews, right?"

    "Of course!" he said, patting his chest. "Right here."

    Knight nodded and said, "Alright, here's the plan: we stick to the shadows as much as possible. From what I can tell, their eyesight isn't that good, but their sense of smell is excellent. We just have to stay upwind."

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  • 160 weeks
    SA: Round 184

    Seattle's Angels is a group that promotes good stories with low views. You can find us here.


    “I see. Alright, I’ll let him know.”

    Intern twisted a dial on the small mechanical piece attached to his ear, retracting a blue, see-through visor from across his face. He turned to Floydien, crossing his arms. “It’s confirmed. Generation 5 is on its way. Season 2 of Pony Life is just around the corner. And the series finale of Equestria Girls was scrapped for a holiday special.”

    Floydien lifted an eyebrow. “And, what does that mean for us?”

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  • 164 weeks
    SA: Round 183

    Seattle's Angels is a group that promotes good stories with low views. You can find us here.


    Over their heads the flak guns peppered the sky. The planes roared and sputtered. The clouds were dark, heavy with the child that was war. It was all noise.


    Cynewulf looked around the bend. “You know, I’ve been reading old fics. Remember Arrow 18?”


    Floydien slipped—a Floydien slipped—One Floydien came through the fractured time in the lower levels of the Sprawling Complex. “Uh, human in Equestria?”


    “Yeah. You know, we were probably too mean about those.”


    “They were terrible. I mean some of them. I guess a lot of everything is terrible.”


    “Well, yes. But anyway, I was reading it, and it occurred to me that what I liked about it was that it felt optimistic in the way that Star Trek was optimistic. It felt naive, but in a way one wanted to emulate. To regress back into it.”


    “Uh, that sounds nice?”

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  • 169 weeks
    SA: Round 182

    Seattle's Angels is a group that promotes good stories with low views. You can find us here.


    “Okay, Winter, hit it!”

    Winter pulled a lever that ignited a rocket placed underneath the communal Christmas Tree. The tree blasted through a cylindrical hole and out into the skies beyond. It only took seconds for the tree to become a tiny red dot against the blue sky.

    Winter stepped away from the control panel and down to where Intern was standing behind a fifty-five millimeter thick glass wall. “We could have just picked up the base and tossed it in the garbage bin outside, you know.”

    Intern scoffed. “Yeah, we could, or we can go over the top in a comedic and entertaining manner that leads into our reviews.”

    “You’re getting all meta, now.”

    “Exactly! On to the reviews!”

    ROUND 182

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  • 174 weeks
    SA: Round 181

    Seattle's Angels is a group that promotes good stories with low views. You can find us here.


    For the first time in the year that he worked there, FanficFan finally experienced quiet in the Seattle’s Angels Compound. All the other reviewers had gone home for the holidays, leaving him and Intern to submit the last round of reviews of the year. However, with Intern off on an errand, FanficFan was left alone.

    With stories ready to be read by his partner, all the reviewer could really do was wander around the empty building, taking in all the holiday decorations left behind from the Office Christmas Party a few days prior, like office space holiday knick-knacks, lights strown about the ceiling and wreaths on nearly every door. Plus, there was some leftover cookies and egg nog, so that was nice. 

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  • 178 weeks
    SA: Round 180

    Seattle's Angels is a group that promotes good stories with low views. You can find us here.


    Cynewulf lay in a grassy field. This was a curious occurrence, as the Seattle Angel’s Dyson Sphere-esque compound basement labyrinth did not usually have grass. 


    But like she had many times before, she’d been teleported here, and whether or not the sky above her was real or not, she didn’t mind. The grass was nice, and the wind was nice, and whatever happened happened.
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    There was a great crash and Corejo stumbled into the grass to her right.

    “Oh, god, are we out? How did—”

    “No clue. I suspect that it’ll just take us back anyhow. Did you have the reviews? The machine came for me a few days ago, so I’ve got mine.”


    “I… Uh, I was late. I mean, we both are, unless you’ve been here for days.”

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  • 182 weeks
    SA: Round 179

    Seattle's Angels is a group that promotes good stories with low views. You can find us here.


    Winter peered cautiously out the corner of the broken window, surveying the damage outside. He turned to his companion.

    "Looks like we're trapped in here," he said quietly.

    Intern grunted and adjusted the bandage on his arm. "Nothing we haven't gone through before." He looked up at Winter. "Got your reviews?"

    Winter nodded and patted his chest pocket. "Right here, where they're safe." He turned and looked once more out the window. "Now, it's simply a matter of getting through all those ponies." Winter shuddered as he took in the horrors before him.

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  • 185 weeks
    SA: Round 178

    Seattle's Angels is a group that promotes good stories with low views. You can find us here.


    Matthew stumbled through the basement, crouching low to avoid all the pipes on the ceiling. Floydien hadn’t told him much, just that it was extremely important, had nothing to do with Intern, and to take the last fire door on the left.

    After what seemed like eternity in an instant, Matthew finally came to said fire door, damp with sweat and condensation. He carefully undid the latch and opened it with one arm raised just in case of any traps. Only to be greeted with the sounds of maniacal but joyous laughter as he spotted Floydien sitting in the center of the room surrounded by thousands of stacks of papers.

    “I found it!” Floydien said, tossing a stapled pack of papers to Matthew. “I finally found the answer. The answer to all of our questions. To our very existence!”

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Oct
1st
2016

Story Reviews » Round Robin Reviews # 15 · 10:04pm Oct 1st, 2016

The Royal Guard—This Is (Not Really) Halloween Edition

Every few weeks, we recommend six high-quality stories from a variety of authors and popular genres. From action/adventure to slice of life, from drama to comedy, from stories about ponies kissing to stories involving pink hairless apes, we feature a wide variety of stories so that every post has something for everyone.

We’re always looking for a tip-top tale, so if you’d like to submit your fic, here are some links you’ll probably find useful:

-The Royal Guard Group
-Submit Your Story!
-The Royal Guard's Official Handbook

Finally—and I cannot emphasize this enough—we are always recruiting. If you think you’ve got what it takes to be a prereader, then don’t hesitate to send us an application. If you have any questions about the application process, please direct them to Prak.


AND NOW, WITHOUT FURTHER ADO... STORIES!



ACTION/ADVENTURE



PR Recommendation: There's something about epic quests, bands of rogueish heroes, and an encounter with unprecedented danger that really grabs one's attention and makes them want to hold on for the ride to come. And it definitely helps when there's a bit of humor in there, to boot. Such is the tale of Epic Unicorn History, a story about unlikely friends, about strange misadventures, and most definitely about grandious beards.

It's an interesting mix, to be sure, but one that's handled with no less care, attention to detail, and self-awareness than any other well-read adventure. Incredibly well-written, and an impressive balance of amusing and adventuring—honestly, I think Present Perfect outdid himself with this. —Daikatana



DRAMA



PR Recommendation: Method Acting is an unusual story eyes through unusual eyes: the eyes of a phoenix, in fact. So even if this story were otherwise completely uninteresting, it would still be worth a few minutes of your time for how well Pascoite does with this unfamiliar narrator. It's a neat glimpse into the brain of a lifeform with completely different priorities than the ones we humans have, not to mention the ones ponies have.

Just for the record, though, this story is not "otherwise completely uninteresting". It's hard to explain what makes it interesting, though: perhaps it's the quiet solitude that pervades the phoenix's tale, a sort of comfortable melancholy. Or perhaps it's the twist ending. (Which I suppose I could explain rather easily, but it would be poor form.) Whatever it is, I can't deny that Method Acting is a well-done short story, and I think it deserves a read if you're willing to spare one. —R5h



ROMANCE



PR Recommendation: You Only Get One First Time is a medium-length story that deals with that really awkward section between small-talk and flirting, to hitting the sack with the intention of procreating. In that regard, the story accomplishes its goal of being an entertaining look into its main character's head—said character in this situation being Spitfire. For a story that has the 'sex' tag attached, there is very little boot-knocking. Instead, the majority of the tale consists of Spitfire's attempts at playing Casanova towards dash, and ultimately succeeding. Just not in the way she had originally planned.

For their part, the characters are all well presented, though as someone who has pretty much given up on trying to keep characterization from the show intact (both because I have not been keeping up with more recent episodes, and also because I much prefer the personalities from the comics. Sue me), I am no expert on the matter, to say the least. Still, Spitfire and Dash are presented fairly well, and the main character (again, that being Spitfire) is developed in such a good way that even if someone were to read the story with the utmost ignorance of the source material, they would still be able to formulate a very good picture of who Spitfire is and what she is like personality wise.

Overall, this was a short and entertaining read that doesn't bother much with the finer details, and instead presents a relatable situation involving two characters that share pretty good chemistry as a whole. The fact that the story ends just as the act of intercourse begins is a plus, as it allows the story to speak its message without having to resort to being just another clopfic for the sake of baseless satisfaction. —Garnot



COMEDY



PR Recommendation: Well, we at the Royal Guard have a pretty specific policy on sexually explicit stories. A simple one, too: it goes a little like "we do not feature sexually explicit stories". I agree with the rule, but I must admit it does necessarily limit our scope a little.

That's part of why I'm pleased as punch to be able to feature The One Where Discord Gets All The Mares, a story which pushes but does not break the envelope, and is thus a nice change of palate from our usual fare. But don't worry: I'm not just promoting this because of the raunch factor. The fic uses that raunchiness to be genuinely funny, and and even culminates in a surprisingly touching denouement. All examples of how good it can be to step outside of someone's comfort zone. —R5h



SLICE OF LIFE



PR Recommendation: Daring Do is a truly unique member of MLP canon: part Indiana Jones, part J. K Rowling, part Rainbow’s Ego Incarnate, and, as Twilight put it, completely unstoppable. In Collaborators, Baal Bunny accomplishes something truly dazzling by of crafting a story that’s so perfectly mainstream MLP and yet so suited to its heroine. Daring Do is about to face her greatest challenge yet: surviving a friendship lesson with none other than her arch nemesis, the dreaded Ahuizotl.

Collaborators is a Daring Do adventure of a different stripe. It’s a story of trust, backstories, and friendship with two larger-than-life characters that even within canon-proper stretch the MLP’s diverse world at the steams. This is character building and pony fanfiction at its absolute best. —BlazzingInferno



HUMAN



PR Recommendation: We all remember a few key stories from our childhoods, stories that made us feel something subtle yet unforgettable. These are the types of stories that you look back on twenty years later with a wonder and fondness that has less to do with the content of the story itself and more to do with how it made you feel.

Quiet Boy and Moon Horse is that kind of reading experience for grownups. It will make you think. It will make you feel. It will make you demand answers to what should be easy questions: where does the fantasy begin and reality end? When does a coping mechanism, imagined or real, become unhealthy? How alternate really is this alternate universe?

You’ll likely come up with your own answers to these questions and more. Your answers might differ wildly from mine. That in and of itself is part of this tale’s magic. —BlazzingInferno



Addendums



If you guys have any questions about our sitepost policies, or our approval guidelines, feel free to browse the handy dandy Official Royal Guard Handbook, and if you still find yourself lacking answers, feel free to ask Prak so that he can find the right person to give you what you need.



See you guys next time!

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Comments ( 9 )

The Royal Guard is gonna start doing reviews every few weeks?

--Sweetie Belle

4235639

They've been doing them every few weeks for about half a year now :raritywink:

4235639 4235790 To be fair, these round robins are recycled fics from old group spotlight posts, of which there hasn't been a new one in 3 months.

4236092 Recycled reviews or not, it's still cool to have a fic show up on the list. :twilightsmile:

All the stories here that I've read were excellent; I've got good reasons to expect the rest will be just as good. :twilightsmile:

Seeing my review posted here is kinda... surreal. Heh.

PresentPerfect
Author Interviewer

Whoo! :D And Quiet Boy and Moon Horse and Method Acting are both fantastic, while The One Where Discord Gets All the Mares was considerably better than I'd anticipated.

Hap
Hap #8 · Oct 2nd, 2016 · · ·

These are the types of stories that you look back on twenty years later with a wonder and fondness that has less to do with the content of the story itself and more to do with how it made you feel.

How could I not read this now?

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To extend the recommendation chain, Collaborators is a strong contender for my favorite story AugieDog has written, which is a high bar to clear. This is a really excellent group of stories.

(And thanks!)

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