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I am the Count of all Derp. Welcome to my domain!

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  • Today
    RIP Wes Craven

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  • Today
    My Own Five Nights at Applejack's Animation!


    It's just a rough preview and I am looking for feedback but I like it and I hope you guys like it as well. Now, BACK TO WRITING!

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  • Thursday
    Five Night At Applejack's 4 Animation (MrTermi)

    Ok I will admit to something.

    The first wave of Pony Animatronics were...adorable.

    The second wave (Broken) were...strange but adorable.

    The third wave (Phantom) were kinda creepy but still huggable.

    But these (Nightmare)

    These scare the living hell out of me.

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  • 1w, 3d
    Did anyone notice?

    Is it just me or did anyone notice that the Rainbooms vs Dazzlings kind of sounded like if the Killers/Fall Out Boy did a music battle against Florence +The Machine

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  • 2w, 3d
    How I felt about the ending to Evangelion, Rosario + Vampire (Anime Version), and FLCL

    This is... This is nice. I... This is the end. O-ok... Where exactly am I?! Um... Oh, here's the song. Oh, good. Um, there's some things that are still unresolved here, guys. H-how do I get home? Ah, What do I eat? W-was Rei my mom, or... a clone... or...

    Hell, was this all in my mind?

    Wh-what's an EVA? Is that sort of a... Freduian thing?  Er, um... Am I real? Oh, hell... does a bus run through here? I mean, I'd like to go home now, but... um... Ah, god - Where's home?

    Ok, ok, I musn't run away, I musn't run away. I got that. Good. Ok. Now, if I were to run away, let's analyze that: Where the FUCK would I go? I'm on a big, blue ball!

    Ah, is this how you end the series? I mean, is this 'where we go from here?' Ok, the movie better sure as HELL make up for this, I'm tellin' ya right now - 'cause I'm stuck in nowhereland.

    Ya ran outta ink too, didn't you, ya bastard.

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  • 2w, 4d
    A Cruel Angel's Thesis - Story Updates

    So I almost have the updates for Marenobyl and SAW done (expect them Friday) and a story that I have been working many months on finally has a title.

    Yes it is the title of this blog.

    No it's not an Evangelion story.

    Yes I have/had one planned.

    Yes i did binge watch Evangelion like three times this past week.

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  • 3w, 5d
    An Apology to All My Fans

    First of all, I would like to apologize for my overall lack of activity. I haven't had a lot of time to actually sit down and write for a while and I was at this point where I just couldn't write. ONe thing most people don't know is I have extremely high anxiety mixed with ADHD (like I have to take medications for, it causes me a lot of stress, and i am actually having to get an anti anxiety service cat here soon to help out with it) so whenever I get to an idea i start freaking out over how to get it to work that I never get too far before a new idea pops up and I get so focused on the new one that the old one slips away. It makes it really hard to focus on writing and I really hate it because something that I really love to do is causing me so much stress that I sometimes end up depressed. Crystalline, my new story, is one of those that I look on and know that I get so caught up in one idea that I let parts of the story become sub par or i completely drop an idea that I have been working hard on for 4 or 5 months now. You add writers block, school, work, and home life into the mix and you get a shit storm that sees me off to bed with a migrane almost every night. But I still do it because I don't want to stop writing, I want to be able to update stuff and write stories that make sense and is up to the standards of writings that I like to see and read. I promise you all that I will start updating regularly because I miss hearing the comments on my stories of how much people love them and how they want to see more, and even right now I am breaking down in a little Starbucks in Aberdeen, South Dakota just from thinking of how much I have let those people down. Some stories I haven't even updated in nearly 2 years now. 2 Celestia damned years! I hate it and I am not happy that I let things get this way. That's why Derpy has been my favorite pony since the very begining of me being a brony, she's always so positive and is able to keep up with whatever she does dispite the hate and dispite the stress. She powers through it all to try and bring a smile to everypony's face all day and all night. I envy that and I want to strive to be like that. I want to be able to write about the characters I love, escape reality for just a few moments a day to the place and the faces that kept me from ending my life back before I joined this site.

    I'm sorry if that got a little deep there I go a bit ranty when I get depressed like this. Everyone in this Starbucks is staring at me right now because of it, hehe.

    But back to my point, I will start to update and edit my stories and I will do my best to start getting on a regular release schedule. This is my promise to you all.

    As for my first update, I'm going back to the place it all began and finally updating and rewirting SAW and finally getting the next chapter of Marenobyl Diaries out. Yes, I am going to update my least updated story.

    I just want to end off by saying thank you to everyone who even gives my little page a small look. Every little glance at anything I do is always a welcome and calming sight. I hope you all continue to enjoy what I do and I hope I never let you guys down again.



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  • 3w, 6d
    Anyone want to review a new story of mine?

    Send me a PM if you want to help out :3

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  • 4w, 4d
    So my game got to EqD and Updates


    Also for story updates, I am working hard on updating everything. I can't post because I'm on an iPhone and it sucks, so it'll be August before anything is posted.

    By the end of December I will have EVERYTHING UPDATED EVEN IF IT KILLS ME!

    Also I maybe at Ponyville Ciderfest in November, who else is going?

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  • 10w, 1d
    Idea for YouTube Pony series

    Pop Up Video: MLP

    What do you guys think?

    Also working on some updates but can't post for a while.

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  • 13w, 4h
    2 Years Since El Reno

    2 years ago today, the largest recorded tornado in history, struck the small farming community of El Reno, Oklahoma.

    2 years ago meteorologist Mike Bettes and hi crew survived when their car was hit by the tornado and rolled nearly 100 yards.

    2 years ago my good friend and storm researcher Tim Samaras, his son Paul Samaras, and their friend Carl Young were killed when their car was struck by the tornado. They were not the only chasers to die that day, but they were the ones no one thought would die that way,

    Chasing is not just thrill seeking, it's dangerous and it's necessary research. If you are a chaser join with me an remember those who died doing what they love and doing the hard research that we need.

    And always remember the words of Tim Samaras' last words. His final Tweet:

    Stay Weather Savvy.

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  • 14w, 1d
    New Episode Made Me Like Gilda! Thank You Episode Now Do It With Diamond Tiara!

    Also....I'm not going to MLP-MSP. Some family issues came up and I can't make it....so...next years MSP or next years Galacon here I come

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  • 15w, 2d
    Pony Personality Test

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  • 16w, 2d
    My Little Kombat: Fatalities

    A list of Fatalities that I might try to animate is SFM for certain MLP characters. How? I have no idea. Have an idea for one, leave it in the comments.


    Cupcakes: Pulls a meat cleaver out of her mane, swings it into the neck and chin of the opponent, swinging them in a circle before tossing them across the battlefield into an oven/furnace. She walks over and pulls out a tray of blood covered cupcakes, one with the cleaver in the top of it.

    Hide and Seek: She pulls out a knife from her mane and stabs it into their head, before cutting open their chest and pulling the knife and their head down into their chest

    Rainbow Dash:

    Rainboom: Dash grabs the opponent and tosses them into the air, speeding off after them and causing a Sonic Rainboom, sending her flying straight through her opponents chest and down to the ground where she lands, blood spots flying after her and forming an all red rainbow above her.


    Last Season: She summons up 5 needles with thread, stabbing one through each limb and pulls tight. Her opponents skin peels off in a way that looks like a bad dress before she tosses them to the ground and walks away.

    Vinyl Scratch:

    Record Time: She pulls out her turntable from nowhere with a spike filled vinyl record on it, pushing her opponents head to it and using it to scratch the vinyl before booing and tossing them to the ground.

    Those Two Words: Vinyl pulls out a small bass cannon and shoves it into her opponents stomach facing upwards, before pulling out a big red button as dubstep plays, causing her opponents upper torso to blow up in blue laser light.


    Sawed-off: Applejack bucks her opponents' legs, tearing them clean off before bucking them in the chest, sending their rib cage and all organs to shoot out their back, and finally bucks them in the head sending their head flying off and impels in on a tree branch, making it look like an apple.

    That is all I have so far. I will update this list as time goes on.

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  • 16w, 2d
    Finals Week and First Year Wrapping up& BIG UPDATES.

    Well this is it: my first year of college is done. Yee-fucking-haw! This is going to go down as one of the best and most stressful years of my life, and I am glad i don't have to see this tiny ass dorm room again for another 3 months.

    So now onto updates:

    SAW is going to be completely rewritten. I will not give away any of the plot from the original because well... it can still carry over. All of the current chapters will be marked as CANCELLED and new chapters will say NEW after the chapter title.

    A few of my older fics have updates that I am waiting to edit. Gotta get them finals done first.

    Newer stories have updates getting ready to be finished or written.

    My last new story for the rest of the year will be coming out in the next month or so. I have been getting a lot of support and a few great characterization and story planning ideas from Rarity Belle who loves the story idea. I won't give too much away but:

    Diamond Butt is best killer.

    That's really all I have to say....need a bit of filler.

    Flashlight shipping sucks.

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  • 16w, 4d
    Got bored planning out a huge new fic, made thing

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  • 16w, 5d
    New Favorite Pony Song

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  • 17w, 3d
    Story vs. Story: The Secret Life of Rarity vs. Blood Curse Boutique *SPOILERS*

    This is just a little review and thoughts on two stories with similar themes. We have:

    The Secret Life of Rarity by BronyWriter


    Blood Curse Boutique by Rarity Belle.

    I spent my free time over the last 2 days reading through these stories and pointing out things in both that I both loved and hated. This is all opinion based and shouldn't be taken to heart unless you want it to.

    Best Rarity Story.

    This has to go to Blood Curse Boutique. While The Secret Life of Rarity has a great feel to it and keeps heavy interest on all characters involved it does have some areas that fall flat. Rarity is a great and cunning killer in the story, and actually you end up rooting for her in the end to succeed, the main issue here is her indulgence. Her kills are mostly based on pleasure at first, then protection, then back to pleasure which fits the style of a casual killer like herself. She has the mindset that she kills not only because she likes it, but also because she is protecting the ones she loves from what she believes could threaten them. The problem here is pleasure outweighs protection. If she was killing for mainly protection, she would take the killing out of the basement and more to the justice front, killing when only absolutely necessary, but she kills when she gets the urge and is set off when someone wrongs her friends. This works beautifully for her mindset as a killer, because it gives her a clear killing profile and clear motive. The only problem is, she starts off too cunning. She plans everything out meticulously like she would with her sewing, every last detail done. This is a problem when she gets captured later in the story, where her cunning could have come into play to give her an out, instead of being captured right in front of Sweetie Belle.

    Blood Curse Boutique doesn't really have a clear motive with Rarity because she isn't clear on what will happen in life, and that makes her more relateable as a character. She isn't as tragic as Rarity in Secret Life, but she carries her own tragic weight when being forced into a vampiric lifestyle she did not want. Instead of her having to hide a dark secret all her life, she slowly has to build her secrecy and slowly shut out her friends. When she does kill in the story, it is more out of necessity than pleasure, with her feeding habits and the protection of her secret a must. She does fall flat and goes a bit out of character sometimes, but I chock that up to her primal nature. I also like it because while neither story has a happy ending, BCB has an overall more satisfying one.  A thing that rubbed me wrong with Secret Life was the death penalty laws. They seem too extreme for Equestria, but it acts a deterrent . The law basically says that murder is met with execution no matter the case, age or race. That is less of a highly developed tolerant society and more of a call back to barbaric tactics in our own world. If the execution was by beheading or the chair I could have really seen it as a good set up, but Rarity is executed by lethal injection. There is the other problem, the punishment doesn't match the law. Even though this is rectified in the 3rd installment in the trilogy, it still seems too barbaric for Equestria. Most societies hold traitors to country and kin higher on the heinous crime spectrum than murder. In Equestria, when any evil threatens to take over and is defeated, they are banished from the land for an indeterminate amount of time. The fact that a murderer would see a more brutal punishment than a traitor is off putting. BCB had the threat of death looming in the air, but it wasn't in the same way. That Rarity had to deal with the normal threats a killer would face, the threats a vampire would face, and a steeper threat from her friends. In BCB it felt like the moment someone found out, they could go into a killer rage if they weren't killed first, while in Secret Life they would let the authorities deal with it instead, which although more realistic, left less options for Rarity.

    The other main thing that knocked Secret Life down was Celestia. She seemed less of a benevolent ruler and more of a merciless ruler. While she has to follow the law and special cases can't be made, her treatment of everyone around Rarity is just down right despicable. Because Rarity is a killer and her friends tried to help her and in turn hid her secret, both out of fear for themselves and their friend, were arrested and even Twilight kicked from being Celestia's protege. She also showed no mercy for Rarity's situation and acted more like a biased party, treating rarity like the serial killer she was but not caring for the emotional damage in her mind. A serial killer like Rarity should have ended up in a mental institution, so she could be out of society, cared for mentally and physically, and reform herself in a way that could have turned out a whole new ending, even a secondary story line. Overall from the way it was written, the damage done to Sweetie Belle (Story 2) and her child Joyous Blossom (Story 3) was as much Celestia's fault as it was Rarity's. Celestia, even though it is a non-cannon story, for that you still get knocked back to the bottom of my pony list. Congrats Celestia, you are now worse than Snips and Snails on my list. Here's your fucking sign.

    Overall I loved both stories, but Blood Curse Boutique had less flat areas, better focus on a life struggle intermingling with supernatural and mental issues, a satisfying ending (leading up to a future sequel) and an overall feel that damaged each party but at the same time saved each party. It is a fun ride that I highly suggest you read. Not saying that Secret Life is bad (it is actually really good and you should read that too), Blood Curse Boutique is just a little bit better.

    The winner:

    Blood Curse Boutique

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  • 17w, 3d
    SAW Being 100% Redone starting today!

    As of today all SAW chapters will be taken down and the story rewritten. Now depending on the answer to a question that I sent to the mods, it may be a new story entirely, if so the old SAW story will be cancelled and the new one will be created.

    The reasons?:

    1.) I am not happy with the way it is overall set up. It was my first fic so I don't want to delete it, I just want to retell it in a different way. There are parts I want to save, some ideas that will come back up and characters that will develop, but the storyline and the way everything works will be retold in a different way.

    2.) The thing was filled with more plotholes than Equestria After Dark (*buh dum tss* I'll be here all week.) There were characters I created that never did anything and were never mentioned again, characters that I threw into situations but were miraculously out of in the next moment, and just a bunch of things that didn't make sense.

    3.) Grammatically it was a train wreck. There were just so many mistakes that when I put a chapter into Word nearly 80% of it was in red underlining

    4.) Detail. I really consider this to be my best story. While the others say it was  some of my later work (Mainly Walkin' With The Sun and The Lost Mares (Which are going to start being updated once finals are done)), this story really got me started into the fandom and writing. It was the one I had the most fun writing and I really want to be able to put more time into it. If I just edited everything, the story would completely change, so completely changing the story is my only option.

    So I will await the Meeester's response and go from there. If it has the ability to be posted as a new story I will do a closed spoiler for the original story line if you want to hear it before I rewrite it all and cancel the original. If it has to be edits on the original, I will update the story, take down the old chapters (or mark them as individually cancelled), put in a forward for new readers and returning readers, and start the new story. Only time will tell.

    One thing to remember about this story no matter what:

    You never know what you think you know.

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Hey every pony, It's CountDerpy. Today I am taking a few moments to give respect to all those who lost their lives in the September 11th, 2001 terrorist attacks:

The Workers and Visitors in the North Tower

The Workers and Visitors in the South Tower

The Workers in the Pentagon

American Airlines Flight 11 Passengers and Crew

United Airlines Flight 175 Passengers and Crew

American Airlines Flight 77 Passengers and Crew

United Airlines Flight 93 Passengers, Crew and Resistance (my best friend's aunt was on this plane)

I ask that everyone take a moment to remember these fallen heroes and their tragic deaths.

To any pony out there who is a survivor, knows a survivor or been one of the unlucky ones to have someone taken from you.... you are all heroes too and we all honor you and the sacrifices you and your families made...

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#2 · 154w, 5d ago · · ·

hmm... *takes a moment of silence*

#3 · 154w, 5d ago · · ·


#4 · 154w, 5d ago · · ·

I thank you for this im a soldier in the army and have been deployed once to fight the bastards that started this shit...war is hell and im the devil i will deploy again but never forget my fallen brothers and sisters.

#6 · 154w, 5d ago · · ·

Never Again by Disturbed, "For the countless souls who died, your voices will fill this night...Scream with me, never again!"  Sorry for being late.

#7 · 154w, 5d ago · · ·

>>352819 For Those About To Rock by AC/DC "For those about to rock, we salute you!"  Keep the country safe, bro.  My Uncle works with organizing the retrieval and burial of bodies.  Let us hope he never finds you.

#8 · 154w, 4d ago · · ·

>>353432 amen LD....:ajsleepy:

#9 · 154w, 4d ago · · ·

Ha ha never im one of those guys thats untouchable shouldve seen the talibans faces when we raided their compounds granted i got my battle buddies brains splattered all over me we got them all. :fluttercry: war sucks so thanks fhor the support they dont pay me enough for this shit :ajbemused:

#10 · 154w, 4d ago · · ·

>>355134 you couldn't be paid enough for the shit you do....even for civilians the government thinks we're all expendable just so long as we line their pockets monthly..... the government needs serious reform...

  &   kinds of reform

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