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Kwakerjak


A thirtysomething Brony from Pennsylvania with a library degree. I also have a Patreon.

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  • 296 weeks
    Update (Without excuses this time!)

    Guess what? I'm done writing the next chapter of Manifesto.

    I just need to give my prereaders a day or two to look over it, and then it'll go up.

    Until then, here's Despacito being played on a guzheng.

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  • 307 weeks
    Hey, everyone.

    I've somehow gotten out of the habit of posting updates. Oops.

    Anyway, you've no doubt noticed that I don't post as often as I once did in the past. This is largely because improvements in my life situation mean I have the wherewithal to engage in hobbies other than writing fanfiction.

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  • 330 weeks
    Update.

    Goodness, it's been a while, hasn't it? You're probably wondering why my pace has slowed down on Manifesto. Well, there are several reasons, but the most relevant one is that I find myself rewriting large swaths of this chapter as I zero in on the best plan for Sunset to take. I'm basically going back and forth between two ideas that can't really be combined into a single one, and for

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  • 342 weeks
    New Story Incoming

    In case you missed my last blog post, I'm taking a break from the adventures of Celestia and Daring Do to write the next Petriculture story. At this point it looks like it'll be fairly short -- about two chapters long -- and I recently finished up the first chapter, which will be posted once my prereaders give it a final once-over.

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  • 347 weeks
    Update

    Okay, so here's what's going on with me.

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Jul
15th
2016

PSA · 9:38pm Jul 15th, 2016

Just a friendly reminder to all you folks who are caught up in the Pokemon GO craze.

If you see this helpful-looking graphic floating around on the internet:

For the love of all that is good, ignore it.

And no, I'm not trying to add to the "punchline" there, because it isn't funny. It took me a while before I figured out that those are actual gang signs and colors. If you know of anyone who takes it seriously enough to follow its recommendations in public, stop them before they get hurt. (And it goes without saying that the troll who made this is a massive asshat.)

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Comments ( 14 )

Wouldn't it be great though if GO teams out populate the gangs and all inner city violence becomes settled with digital battles? But yeah, people are already marching into traffic and off cliffs. Adding another potential layer of "woops" like this is really a dick move.

"Dispatch, this is One Adam Twelve, I'm at the site of the reported gang battle, and all I see is a bunch of teenagers with cell phones, please advise."

The Westboro Baptist Church is getting a little bit of this action too, and they don't like it.

i.gyazo.com/b3ca50378a8149ccad882d11105b8b24.png

Dangerous, but pretty clever. Being from SoCal I recognize the Blood and the Crips, but no clue what gang that yellow bandanna is.

4093941 - Latin Kings.

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Yeah... that one has me puzzled, too. :rainbowhuh: SureƱos maybe?

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Wait wait wait. The WBC...

DOESN'T LIKE SOMETHING?!

This is too new. I have to sit down.

I mean

The red one, the hand sign clearly spells "Blood"

I'm not sure who'd legitimately fall for this that'd be in genuine risk of being mistaken for a gangsta.

EDIT: Assuaging fears, not saying this isn't still really, really stupid.

This is still really, really stupid.

I don't think anyone with a clue would take that seriously. I mean it just got a dark sort of chuckle out of me.

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Children potentially. I would hope gang members would realize a kid doesn't have any idea what they are doing, but it's not something that should be tested...

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The guys running the gang tend to have some smarts, and probably would even, if they were near enough to the kid, explain it to the kid.

But their low level thugs miiiight not be so helpful

Pokemon is not real. If you go into real places looking for what is not real, you may find some difficulty.

4095078 I don't know what you're talking about. In the past 20 minutes alone I've found a Dratini, a Staryu, two Pidgeys and a Weedle. (Never heard of a Pokemon called Difficulty, tho)

I can't help but feel tempted to make a reverse "go play outside"-joke. :facehoof:

my sides :rainbowlaugh:


gotta cap 'em all!

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