#VoicemailGate · 5:53am Jun 26th, 2016
"The person you called? Yeah, he's really here, he's just screening his calls right now. So you can leave a message and see if he deems you important enough to call back, but I wouldn't get my hopes up."
Apparently two of my managers take issue with this voicemail joke from Red vs Blue that I have used for the past four years.
I have heard one make a joke about shooting students from the bell tower, and the other is, honestly, the most conceited person I've ever met. And my voicemail is unprofessional?
Hypocrisy at its finest. I don't make enough damn money to make every single facet of my personal life fucking professional.
Do you take calls on your personal phone from customers? If not, why the hell do they care what your voicemail message is?