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Alondro


Former research biologist who now spends his time dissecting electronics and rolling around in poison ivy.

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  • 9 weeks
    The last research paper I worked on has published at last.

    The process is REALLY slow. I finished all my work on this 3 years ago.

    https://www.pnas.org/doi/10.1073/pnas.2316969121

    This one uses a lot of my histology and in-situ hybridization with RNAscope results.

    But no more science for me. Now I build houses and driveways... and rip them apart too! It's a sort of yin-yang thing I've got going here.

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  • 15 weeks
    A comedic scene from a new Clouseua story I'm fiddling with...

    I just came up with this, and imagining Peter Sellers delivering the line had me laughing for 5 minutes straight.

    Clouseau, "For you see, the murderer was... the bullet!"

    Guy in room, "The bullet?"

    Clouseau, "Of course, no one would suspect the bullet of firing itself!"

    Woman in room, "But that... that's madness!"

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  • 33 weeks
    THE PIRATE KING BREAKS THE NETFLIX ANIME ADAPTATION CURSE!!!

    Only the Pirate King could do it...

    It's as good as possible. You cannot do such a goofy anime any better than this, and it's GREAT! I friggin LOVED it.

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  • 34 weeks
    Last call for Bronycon items up on Ebay!

    I'll be delisting all remaining MLP items Sept 1st to focus entirely on selling my huge stash of collectible magazines, which take up vastly more space than the MLP items. Everything here fits into a single flat box I can pick up with one hand. The magazines... weigh over 700 lbs total. Sooooo, kinda makes sense to deal with those ASAP!

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  • 40 weeks
    Last Bronycon items up on Ebay!

    I'll be delisting all remaining MLP items at the end of the summer to focus entirely on selling my huge stash of collectible magazines, which take up vastly more space than the MLP items. Everything here fits into a single flat box I can pick up with one hand. The magazines... weigh over 700 lbs total. Sooooo, kinda makes sense to deal with those ASAP! Around Sept 1 is when the MLP items are

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Useless... (it sure as hell is...) · 1:58pm Jun 20th, 2016

Another grimdark pony massacre by Ratedponystar.

Of course, I've been blocked for pointing out several times that going in exactly the opposite direction of the awful "Conversion Bureau" fics is just as terrible and stupid an idea.

In this, the humans have gone into Equestria now and are brutally slaughtering essentially unarmed ponies.

Simply put, anyone who favorites this story and has a problem with the US nuking Hiroshima can go F-off and die in a ditch. This has gone beyond the borders of idiocy and entered that perverse realm of revenge fetishism.

And that's all I have to say, because it's simply not worth any further effort to rip apart.

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Comments ( 13 )

You understand the story is about the holdouts of Celestial's conversion bureau who still think humans should all be killed and they've been involved in several terroristic bombings right?

whoa... not even a single snide? you must hate this fic.

4036121 The entire thing is ridiculous from the very first story. The author just keeps compounding the stupidity with every subsequent story.

4036648 It's pure savage anti-pony brutality. There's nothing redeeming about it whatsoever.

Were I to write the exact same story and substitute 'Muslim' for every instance of 'pony', I'm sure I'd be crucified.

4038704 The conversion bureau franchise is ridiculous! They either have to come up with a BS reason or else the characters are already out of character. All these xenophobe pony stories stem from the Zecora thing, which was also stupid.

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You know... I've oft heard folks make parallels between Chatoyance and Realitycheck, like they're the same shit from a different direction. And it always interests me how angry people become with me when I MAKE OF THE FACT RALPH HASN'T HURT OTHER PEOPLE! Yep, apparently our good nut in his quest to make up for being an evil evil male, a time in his putrid and horrendous existence which he refers to as when he had "poison" or as us filthy casuals refer to testerone and he spent his days masturbating to the point of his privates bleeding (and wasn't I thrilled to learn that tidbit), he put up a website called Transexual.org where he not only offered incorrect and dangerous info and eventually gave the answer key to the psych eval thats given before reassignment surgery.

As opposed to Ralph, whose a loud mouth. Because you know words can hurt unless said words harm causing is done by the right demographic

4038730 Yeah, and countering CB with an opposite and equally bad premise combined with graphic brutality makes both the ponies AND humans look bad to the extent where I'd call up Q and have him erase both universes.

4038990 Chatoyance is completely batshit insane. That's all there is too it.

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Well... so are you. And we all love you Alondro! You are truly Fimfiction most insane miniature delight:rainbowkiss:

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The part where nopony (including Twilight) had ever thought about who would be raising the Sun in Equus with all the Princesses on Earth, until the human representative asked her was the final nail in the coffin for this story :facehoof:

4040426 Yes, there is also the fact that the Idiot Ball in the story was 50 stories tall and just rolled everyone's brain smooth and incapable of higher thought... like the giant irons used by Medica Mechanica in "Fooly Cooly"... that anime was weird done right!

The hell does Hiroshima have anything to do with this?

4324073 It came up in the comments of the story, triggering a debate.

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