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Apr
27th
2016

Happy Birthday to Me · 2:00am Apr 27th, 2016

I was hoping to surprise everyone with a chapter...but hopefully it will be ready this weekend, or soon after that.

Normally, this is where I would play that Simpsons clip where Moe puts his depression to the tune of "Happy Birthday," but I just ate a one-pound burger and finally watched The Force Awakens, so no, not this year. Besides, that's pretty much how I feel every day, so why should today be special?

See you soon with actual content.

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Happy Birthday.:D

Happy birthday to you. We all love you! We'll cook you a stew... happy birthday to you!

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herpy berpy! :V

but I just ate a one-pound burger and finally watched The Force Awakens,

You should do that more often. Not necessarily those specific things, but rather I mean you should always take the opportunity to treat yourself on your own birthday. It seems to have helped put you in a better mood than years past if nothing else.

Anyway, a very happy birthday to you my friend, and may we all be here to do this again next year.

Just to break the traditional Happy Birthday music.

Happy Happy Birffday!

“¡Get your hooves up, party’s starting out right now!”
“¡Everypony, everypony get down!”
“¡Time to make a wish, better make it right now!”
“¡It’s been an year and today is your birthdayparty!”

“¡Make a wish, it’s your birthday!”
“¡Make a wish, it’s your birthdayparty!”
“¡Make a wish, it’s your birthday!”
“¡Make a wish, it’s your birthdayparty!“

Happy Birthday :)

Happy Birthday! How old are you now?

3899506 8 years older than me.

Happy birthday! And enjoy the burger.

Enjoy two burgers, even.

Also, what did you think of The Force Awakens? Personally I thought it was competent enough - it has its share of flaws, but overall it's a good movie and I'm looking forward to VIII and IX as a result of it.

Happy birthday :twilightsmile:

Honestly, that sounds like most to all that I could want on my own birthday. :ajsmug:
Glad to hear you are having a more satisfying one than normal. :pinkiehappy:

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Happy birthday Methuselah!
:trollestia:

¡Feliz Cumpleaños!

Congratz you survived another year! That's always a great achievement.

Felicitous Natal Anniversary! May good fortune find you with great frequency today.

Happy Birthday! Hope it's a good one!

Happy Birthday IAH!

Happy belated birthday!:pinkiehappy: Sorry I missed it, I was away on university stuff.

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