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  • 607 weeks
    So

    It's been like...what, almost a month now? Where the fuck have I been, you ask?

    Iceland.

    You heard me, your brave, heroic writer pal has been braving the volcanoes of iceland.

    Okay, that's a complete lie. I've been doing stuff. Fun stuff.

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Aug
31st
2012

So · 12:09am Aug 31st, 2012

It's been like...what, almost a month now? Where the fuck have I been, you ask?

Iceland.

You heard me, your brave, heroic writer pal has been braving the volcanoes of iceland.

Okay, that's a complete lie. I've been doing stuff. Fun stuff.

So, I'll ask you something just so I have an excuse to write this blog. Have any you of read Dracula? I've recently decided to do a bit of literary analysis on the book, as it when it comes to ideas such as Science vs Religion, it's an amazing piece to study. Seriously, the symbolism in Dracula drives me crazy. Now, you will never in a million years hear me say that I liked the book. I hate it. I don't like how it was written. Howeverrr~, as a book to study and learn from, I'd 100% recommend you read it. Seriously, if you haven't, run down to your local bookstore and pick up a copy and become edumacated.

Err, yeah. Leave some whimsical comments below?

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"Seriously, if you haven't, run down to your local bookstore and pick up a copy and become edumacated."
A compound quote (and a little extra at the end) I saw in a youtube comment:
"Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Therefore, learning is evil."

The logic is bad but books are evil. Web stories are fine, but books are used at school. I don't like books.

My friend was in Iceland and his roommate was a brony and made him watch teh first season

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