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  • 410 weeks
    Rule 34 update coming soon...

    I'm going to compile the rule 34 data for the last 3 months. April-June, 2016. It willl take some time, but look for it later this month. Thank you.

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  • 416 weeks
    Rule 34 Updates resuming June 2016

    I need to take a temporary leave of absence from the Rule 34 updates. I'll be back in a couple of months and will strive to have 3 months worth of data to discuss. In the meantime, please enjoy these pictures of shaved horses:

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  • 420 weeks
    MLP Rule 34 Update: March 2016 / Wonder Woman Revamp

    [Disclaimer: While this blog post discusses Rule 34 statistics, it doesn't contain explicit imagery, embedded links to pornographic material or excessive coarse language.]

    It's the tenth of the month and you know what that means. That's right! It's time for another in-depth analysis of clop!

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  • 425 weeks
    MLP Rule 34 Update: February 2016 / Porkyman 20th Anniversary

    [Disclaimer: While this blog post discusses Rule 34 statistics, it doesn't contain explicit imagery, embedded links to pornographic material or excessive coarse language.]

    It's the tenth of the month and you know what that means. That's right! It's time for another in-depth analysis of clop!

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  • 427 weeks
    MLP Rule 34 Update: January 2016 / Zootopia

    [Disclaimer: While this blog post discusses Rule 34 statistics, it doesn't contain explicit imagery, embedded links to pornographic material or excessive coarse language.]

    It's the tenth of the month and you know what that means. That's right! It's time for another in-depth analysis of clop!

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Feb
3rd
2016

The 99-Million-Year-Old Erection and VR Vag · 9:34pm Feb 3rd, 2016

Hey everyone! Just a heads up that I'm still alive. The January Rule 34 update has been delayed, but will be posted soon.

In the meantime, please enjoy this news article about a Daddy Long Legs spider which was found with a 99-million-year-old erection.

Imagine writing a story about this from an MLP perspective. When Celestia and Luna imprison Discord in stone, he's sporting a raging hard on. The only thing on his mind during his centuries of imprisonment is getting his rocks off. A story could then be written where the mane six enter the labyrinth and Discord brainwashes them, while also having his way with them. After sating his lust on Twilight's friends, he would discover that his erection lasted long enough to give him a permanent state of priapism. It won't go down for any reason.

In other news, an Indiegogo project is in the works to create a special controller for adult computer games.

Considering how many fanmade MLP games have been created, it would be interesting to see if any are made which utilize this VR technology in conjunction with the the 3D MLP models...

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Comments ( 9 )

Firstly, the Daddy Long Legs is a champion amongst champions. And secondly, while not quite the raging hard-on stone, there IS a Discord fic fairly similar to what you described.

https://www.fimfiction.net/story/65004/garden-of-chaos

If ever there was a time for a "If your erection lasts for more than four hours" joke...

I never liked the anthro 3d pony models. They're just a pony head mounted on a normal body.

At least the mosquito died with a raging boner.
Is the Indiegogo project under gpl I can't see the licence.

You've already covered this scenario in the final chapters of 120 Days of Blueblood.

3731396 Heck, in that video it's even worse than that. It's literally the same body and head for each of them, precisely the same dimensions everywhere, with just different colors, hair, and if they have wings/horns or not. It gives makes them look like creepy doppelgangers of each other. At least some video makers make an attempt to differentiate them more.

imprison Discord in stone

getting his rocks off

When Celestia and Luna imprison Discord in stone, he's sporting a raging hard on. The only thing on his mind during his centuries of imprisonment is getting his rocks off.

I actually already wrote a story about that, all the way back in 2012.

Wait, so animal genitalia is okay to post as long as it isn't human and it'snot sexual? Or is this site biased for bugs? :raritywink:

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