Dragons on strike! ;D · 7:56pm Jan 27th, 2016
A puny human company dares to supplant legitimate dragon labor!
In a protest, the United Dragons of America protested, stating that the use of this jet technology stole jobs from hardworking dragons trying to make a living.
"It's bad enough we've been demonized throughout history for being merciless fire-breathings spawns of Satan," huffed one Trogdor the Burninator, pounding his beefy arm in frustration. "But now we can't even get legitimate work that doesn't involve scorching the thatched roofed huts of villagers the corporations want moved out so they can build more golf courses!" He wipes a tear, "It really hurts our self-esteem, ya know?"
"You filthy humans and your machines are no match for a true fire drake!" snarled a large golden dragon who wished to remain anonymous. "Bad enough that I have to deal with dwarves and elves acting uppity all the time, but now you little pests believe you're 'all that and a bag of lembas bread' as they used to say in my day just because you can make fire in a tube!"
A small, purple wingless freak dragon named Spike, who lives with a bunch of namby-pamby pony elitists (what a rat...) defended the move, "I gotta be honest. Most of the adult dragons I've met don't care much about doing any real work. They're actually pretty surly and lazy and do as little as possible. The teenage dragons are even worse and kinda like attacking small weak creatures for fun." He twiddled his thumb-claws, "And I kinda saw some of the snow-removal dragons demanding maidens to devour last time it snowed..." (Spike was later hospitalized with two broken knee caps...)
What's your issue with Spike.
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