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Kwakerjak


A thirtysomething Brony from Pennsylvania with a library degree. I also have a Patreon.

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  • 296 weeks
    Update (Without excuses this time!)

    Guess what? I'm done writing the next chapter of Manifesto.

    I just need to give my prereaders a day or two to look over it, and then it'll go up.

    Until then, here's Despacito being played on a guzheng.

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  • 307 weeks
    Hey, everyone.

    I've somehow gotten out of the habit of posting updates. Oops.

    Anyway, you've no doubt noticed that I don't post as often as I once did in the past. This is largely because improvements in my life situation mean I have the wherewithal to engage in hobbies other than writing fanfiction.

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  • 330 weeks
    Update.

    Goodness, it's been a while, hasn't it? You're probably wondering why my pace has slowed down on Manifesto. Well, there are several reasons, but the most relevant one is that I find myself rewriting large swaths of this chapter as I zero in on the best plan for Sunset to take. I'm basically going back and forth between two ideas that can't really be combined into a single one, and for

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  • 342 weeks
    New Story Incoming

    In case you missed my last blog post, I'm taking a break from the adventures of Celestia and Daring Do to write the next Petriculture story. At this point it looks like it'll be fairly short -- about two chapters long -- and I recently finished up the first chapter, which will be posted once my prereaders give it a final once-over.

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  • 346 weeks
    Update

    Okay, so here's what's going on with me.

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Jan
19th
2016

That sound you hear is a sigh of relief. · 10:31pm Jan 19th, 2016

My tax prep company informed me that the IRS has accepted my return, which I'm pretty sure means I'm done for the year, and work on the next chapter of Transdementia will resume shortly.

In the meantime, remember when I made a joke about an "Air Raid Siren on the G String" in The Final Accusation? Well, it turns out I was ahead of the curve.

Bonus: From the same artist, "Air on the G String" played on actual G-Strings.

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Comments ( 3 )

i wouldn't be immediately able to tell the second one was anything weird if it wasn't said in the title

If one says he's going to play a tune on the air horn, he should do so, and not resort to a synthesizer! May I present, the world's LOUDEST musical instrument!

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