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1.6 kilopones · 11:53am
One thousand, six hundred watchers. That's completely absurd, guys, I have no idea why you put up with me. Apparently, however, you do. I don't understand why, but I've long since learned to stop worrying about it.
One thing I would like to say, though, and this is something that comes close to my heart, is that we're still people. All of us popular writers are still people, nothing more. A large watcher count doesn't make anybody better than anybody else and it certainly doesn't make anybody infallible. People should earn respect through their actions, not their popularity. Some people may assume that just because somebody is popular, they don't pay attention to the little guys and it doesn't really matter what they say, but that's completely wrong. The little guys are exactly as important as anybody else.
Now to completely flip that last paragraph on its head with some painful elitism. A worrying number of people keep pushing me to have a little donations button. I feel guilty about the thought alone, but I figure that given that nobody is actually stupid enough to give me money for horse stories it'll at least shut them up. Don't click this, I'd be very embarrassed.
Next story up is an AppleDash story for RatOfDrawn, who draws some awesome looking horses. Now I just have to figure out how to write AppleDash. It can't be *that* hard, right?
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............we need to stop fueling TAW.........he or she is getting to powerful........
You're actually worried about writing a story now? *GASP*
i love you
I am so upset. I was 1601st.
FUCK MY LIFE IS RUINED
>>278040 TAW only gets too powerful when he/she reaches 9.001 kilopones (over 9000 watchers)
Had to happen sooner or later :D
You'd be surprised :|
I'm dreading the moment you get 1.81 kilopones.
>>278047
That's true, I should go shamelessly stealread I Do for inspiration!
Woow AppleDash
There easy as pie.....
I kid, I kid, but congrats on all that swa- watchers, yes, watchers, that’s what I said.
>>278047>>278053
Pah! No it isn't!
so modest!
grats on 1600
looking forward to that appledash
>>278047 that's what he said
>>278059
For people who aren't heathenish it totally is
>>278053
See this right here folks? This is a changeling. We are feeding TAW until they will have enough love to topple Chrysalis as queen of the hive.
Also, Appledash seems to be a really easy formula, TAW. You'll knock it aside and blow our cute horse-socks off.
Congratz!
Every watcher is well deserved in my opinion. Can't wait to see the new story 
CRITICAL KILOPONE MASS REACHED
Also finish Unchangeable
>>278102
I really need to, yeah. I feel bad about not filling this thing out for rat (It's a birthday gift. A late birthday gift. A VERY late birthday gift) but I do still have all my notes and shit
so
it should happen
>>278105
>>278102 >>278105
From my mouth to Belgarion's keyboard I suppose. <3 u TAW, Unchangeable is still my favorite Chrysalis story.
>>278110
Christ you are such an ass licker...........<3 you too!
>>278113
First you call me an ass licker, then you say you love me. Are you trying to say you'll love me if I lick your ass...? Pass, kthx.
Though it's not an offer I'd pass on from everyone... I mean what.
>>278115
You are so syntactically vague
>>278118
I prefer to think of my sentence syntax not as "vague", per se, but rather "loosely typed". Strongly typed sentences break both keyboards and sloppy programming practice.
Well, you do write good porn :3
Appledash does seem fairly easy. Just have them in some kind of athletic competition, one thing leads to another...
I don't understand it either.
Don't fret Ms. TAW, just because you're 'At The Top' doesn't make you any different that the other authors on FiMFiction.
It's what you do with that power.
And, well, since you're not abusing it, I guess you're kind of like a 'Celestia' of the website.
All you need is a Luna and your rule will be complete!
And hopefully nobody will try to over-throw you...being at the top an all.
Either way, glad your stories are coming along and you pity us lesser-known authors soooooo....Have a Spike!
>>278053
Do it. Pinkie and Rarity push the joke further, until Dash and AJ end up rutting each other in some bizarre attempt to one-up their friends.
Congrats, and I love that picture of Twilight.
Congrats brony!
Congratulations. You ought to celebrate with some horse porn.
You officially have an army to do what ever the hell you want with. As long as its not a non sexual command... none of us should have a problem.
>>278048 Back to the future...
You shouldn't remind me that you are people. That just reminds me that you are shit and I should hate you.
Because Slipknot said so, even though I never listened to that song.
>>278254
Insufficient quantity, unfortunately.
Speaking of...
>>278312
I think the sad fact of the matter is that there will never be enough horse porn. The world is an imperfect place.
>>278313
A man after my own heart. I can only hope that one day the supplies are so great we can take a person from infanthood to adulthood before they're exhausted, and inspire them to create yet more.
>>278323
We write horse porn not for ourselves, but for our children, so that they might grow up with the things we never had. We're building a better world, one sticky pony orgasm at a time. Truly, is there any nobler calling than clop fiction author?
>>278110 >>278312
>>278313
The thing I kinda get weirded out about is looking back, even as soon as two years ago, that was not the case. It's trippy if you think about it, but there was a time when people believed the Interwebs had too much horse porn.
Now, people say such things and we're all like
>>278329
I don't believe so, no. In future generations we will be hailed as the true masters of our time. "Hail Rainbow," they shall call, praying yet again that the flying horse might grant them a visit. Perhaps one day they will be right.
>>278349
And it will be a good day indeed, my friend. A good day indeed.
1. You wrote horse porn. And who doesn't enjoy it?
2. You write a lot of it.
3. You have an amazing knack for creating adorable characters (yes, we know them from the show, but the way you can build and convey their emotion is magnificent, to say the least).
4. Um... did I mention horse porn?
Sometimes, in my twisted mind, I see FimFiction as a harbor where passengers (the readers) can come aboard a ship to take them on an amazing voyage (which means reading a story, duh
). In this port, TAW, you've become one of those huge-ass luxury cruise ships. 
When you arrive to port, you immediately shadow all those other ships--big and small alike, gather a complete crew of passengers and take them on a short but very entertaining voyage. The key to your success, in my humble opinion (as I stated above), is the fact that those cruises are full of entertainment (adorable characters, excellent emotion building, plus clop - you can't go wrong 
) and quite regular. Additionally, while each cruise is not too long, when it's finished you leave the passengers with the desire for more. 
So, yeah, have a piece of my twisted ship analogy. God, how did my mind even conceive that?
As an interesting side note - I am but a meaningless toy boat that some bored kids play with in the puddle of water near that enormous port.
Just be careful TAW, you're getting dangerously close to 1.8 kilopones; where strange things start happening to the fabric of reality. It's told that once 1.8 is reached, the 502 effect will spread exponentially, breaking across the internet barrier into the real world. God help us if that happens. D:
In the meantime, just keep on doing what you're doing. AppleDash sounds tasty.
Bronies are human.
Bronies like ponies.
Humans like porn.
You provide high quality pony porn.
Need I say more?
TAW, if there's one thing I know it's that awesome people with a donation button get donations.
So you better get your digital piggy bank ready.
[bCarry On]
>>278053
It's technically not 'stealing' if people willingly give. However, if you use it for other than the purpose you stated you were originally going to use said funds for, it 'could' be considered fraudulent. Also, I know that you know that I know that you used reverse psychology in that 2nd to last paragraph...
>>278329
Why the hell did I laugh at that? Welp, I need to go slam my head against a wall...
an AppleDash For RatOfDawn?!!!!
THAS Fantastic!!!
Im his Friend too! and both love that Ship SO MUCH XDDDD
I cant wait! X3