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AbsoluteAnonymous 213073

Joined October 2011
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    AbsoluteAnonymous's Stories (21)

    • The Light Goes Out
      Twilight Sparkle and Princess Celestia's final conversation together.

      3,014 words · 13,806 views · 1,462 likes · 20 dislikes
    • Pinkie Watches Paint Dry
      Pinkie Pie has an existential crisis about paint.
      2,500 words · 32,494 views · 2,873 likes · 50 dislikes
    • Diamond in the Rough
      Applejack gets drunk and Rarity has to help her get home.
      2,961 words · 7,734 views · 518 likes · 6 dislikes
    • A Million Things to Do
      Pinkie Pie forces Rainbow Dash to help her complete a list of things to do before the world ends.
      6,046 words · 7,232 views · 598 likes · 9 dislikes
    • Transdimensional Zoology
      3,811 words · 10,153 views · 1,100 likes · 21 dislikes
    • Shipping Goggles
      2,778 words · 21,234 views · 1,322 likes · 28 dislikes
    • Ambition
      4,714 words · 3,247 views · 309 likes · 4 dislikes
    • The Cold Light of the Stars
      4,919 words · 3,250 views · 455 likes · 8 dislikes
    • The Games We Play
      137,602 words · 18,794 views · 1,624 likes · 47 dislikes
    • Magical Pony Ultrasounds
      5,456 words · 14,793 views · 1,087 likes · 32 dislikes
    Aug
    8th
    2012

    Whoa, look at that!

    And so the saga of "uuuuuuuurrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhh I don't really like the new banner cuz it ships a ship I don't ship c'moooooooon change it pleeeeeeeease" has finally come to a close. I can now look at Pinkiedash all day long should I so choose. Naturally I approve.

    Also, apparently there's some bullshit rumour floating around about how I'm not writing ponyfics anymore. Yeah, that's pretty much bullshit. I thought I'd explained all that in this blog post, but maybe there was some confusion. So to clarify:

    1. I am not leaving FIMFiction.net.

    2. The reason I haven't written anything for a while is because I've been busy with summer school.

    3. Summer school is now over, which means I can go back to writing.

    4. I am, in fact, in the middle of writing a new story. It's just taking a while, since I've been exhausted lately and keep randomly falling asleep. This does not mean I've left the site for good, it just means that I'm incapable of writing while I'm unconscious. I'm sure there are people out there who can pull off such an incredible feat, but unfortunately, I am not one of them.

    Hopefully that clears things up for those amongst you who've been a little confused.

    AbsoluteAnonymous · 44 views

    Comments ( 27 )

    #1 · 45w, 11h ago · · ·
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    yeah narcolepsy can be a bitch.  :applecry:

    can't wait for the new story :pinkiehappy:

    #2 · 45w, 11h ago · · ·
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    Can't wait to see your new story! Also, YES. I was getting pretty sick of seeing that same Flutterdash image every time I visited FIMFiction. :pinkiesick:

    #3 · 45w, 11h ago · · ·
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    There's also RariJack now. You know, in case you ever get sick of PinkieDash.

    Oh who am I kidding that's never going to happen

    TAW
    #4 · 45w, 11h ago · · ·
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    Writing anything nice?

    Grr, I'll swing you to TwiDash one day! :P

    #5 · 45w, 11h ago · · ·
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    Wait, people actually thought you'd left the site? Patience is a virtue..

    #6 · 45w, 11h ago · · ·
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    Don't strain yourself. We shall wait patiently.

    #7 · 45w, 10h ago · · ·
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    I don't like the new banner thing. It doesn't show the ship I want at all. :pinkiesick:

    ~Pinkiedash forever :yay:

    #8 · 45w, 10h ago · · ·
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    I'm incapable of writing while I'm unconscious.

    Wait. So you mean to tell that you wrote all those amazing stories while you were *gulp* conscious and sane and sober and all? :pinkiegasp:

    * me is at loss for words *

    #9 · 45w, 10h ago · · ·
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    I call shenanigans! It's a fancy rip-off of this:

    >>277120 If you use Firefox, try this

    #10 · 45w, 8h ago · · ·
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    I want portals banner although i do like the

    ships:rainbowkiss::pinkiehappy:

    :ajsmug::raritywink:

    :rainbowkiss::yay:

    although i do want to see:yay::eeyup:

    that is all:trollestia:

    #11 · 45w, 7h ago · · ·
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    You haven't figured it out yet...

    #12 · 45w, 6h ago · · ·
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    >>277354

    Would you mind telling me what, exactly, it is that I'm meant to figure out? Because you seem to be under the impression that I'm missing something obvious and I'm under the impression that you're both being intentionally vague and confusing me for an idiot, and I highly suspect that whatever it is you think I've missed is either a)something that I have, in fact, already noticed, b) something not worth my time  and attention, or c) the result of you missing the point of these blog posts entirely.

    #13 · 45w, 6h ago · · ·
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    >rumor

    It's about you leaving or something, isn't it-

    >about not writing pony fiction anymore

    Just like I thought.

    3 days without anything: "Oh god are you dead?"

    7 days without anything: "ohgodtheydidntreplytheymusthateusortheyreleavingforeverortheyredead"

    #14 · 45w, 5h ago · · ·
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    Still waiting for a TwiLuna banner...

    #15 · 45w, 5h ago · · ·
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    I wish so much I could function while asleep.

    Either that or access the internet directly from my brain while at work.

    #16 · 45w, 5h ago · · ·
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    >>277501

    TwiLuna is best ship. But I'm never sure which one to be jealous of...

    Sleep generally sucks. Sure, you get a neat dream every now and again, but it's a third of our lives gone! For what? :pinkiesad2:

    #17 · 45w, 5h ago · · ·
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    >>277529 To be blunt, I'd do just about anything for Twilight's intelligence, but I wouldn't mind having Luna's power and immortality.

    #18 · 45w, 4h ago · · ·
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    >>277537

    I meant jealous in terms of the romance between the two (which one to pick, which one to pick...), but you have a fair point.

    #19 · 45w, 4h ago · · ·
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    >>277574 Luna, hooves down. PLUUUUUS, if she loves you enough, she just might do a naughty little thing and make you immortal. After all, who wants to see their lover die old, while you remain forever young?

    #20 · 45w, 4h ago · · ·
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    >>277578

    Immortality would suck a lot less if there was someone to share it with. But on the other hoof, that lavender mare...

    #21 · 45w, 4h ago · · ·
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    >>277589 As difficult as it may be, I'm fairly confident that another pony with her intellect would come along about three-hundred later.

    #22 · 45w, 4h ago · · ·
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    >>277594

    But it's not the same. I like Twi. :(

    We also may be hijacking the blog, but there are ponies and that makes everything important and good. Hopefully we will be forgiven.

    #23 · 45w, 4h ago · · ·
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    >>277600 Might I use some shameless self-promotion? Redundant, I know, but if you like Twilight Sparkle so much, I am fairly confident that you'll enjoy MY fic.

    #24 · 45w, 4h ago · · ·
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    >>277607

    Truth be told, I'm not a big fan of the gore tag. I'll keep it in mind for a rainy day, though. I've been pleasantly surprised by different things before.

    #25 · 45w, 3h ago · · ·
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    >>277631 Weeeeell, if you're not into Aliens (1986), I can understand that.

    #26 · 44w, 6d ago · · ·
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    You really need to stop getting those kitten gene therapies.

    #27 · 44w, 6d ago · · ·
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    I am, in fact, in the middle of writing a new story. It's just taking a while, since I've been exhausted lately and keep randomly falling asleep. This does not mean I've left the site for good, it just means that I'm incapable of writing while I'm unconscious. I'm sure there are people out there who can pull off such an incredible feat, but unfortunately, I am not one of them.

    Ugh, excuses! Not writing because you're not conscious? Amateur.

    Seriously, though, I'm sorry you've been so tired lately. I hope you're able to get some rest soon. Also, and unrelated, thanks for the head's up about the ability to select banners! I had missed that post and didn't realize we could do that. :twilightsmile:

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