Best Pony · 12:34am
Not too long ago, somebody quite simply asked me:
"Who is best/hottest pony?" At first I thought:
“Wait, what kind of question is that?” But then decided, “Hey, I’m bored and like ranting, why not?”
The problem, though, is that there are so many awesome ponies in this show, trying to pick a single pony is undoable. That’s why I’m going to answer it this way instead. After reading, why don’t you all tell me who is best pony?
Best of the Mane Six:
So, this question is a virtual impossibility. I could sit for hours and hours trying to choose one, but I would only end up going in circles. I think I may like Rarity a bit more than the others, but by tomorrow, that will probably already have changed. I mean, they’re all great. Fluttershy being so adorable, and Twilight being quite relatable for most of us. The most attractive of the mane six? This may seem a little strange, but it’s Pinkie. I don’t know what it is about her, but I love it.
Best Side Character:
I was able to whittle this one down to Zecora and Cheerilee. I don’t think I could pick between those two. I can't wait for the upcoming Cheerilee/Big Mac episode! I wanted to write a Zecora fic, but I know for a fact that I can’t come up with so many rhymes. As for Cheerilee, yeah I’ll probably get around to that. Who is the hottest? While both Zecora (dat ACCENT) and Cheerilee (TILF) are sexy, I think Trixie wins this time. Maybe she should become a prostitute, since she isn’t good at anything else!
Best Background Character:
THERE ARE SOOOO MANY! In the end, though, my favorite is Vinyl Scratch. Most background characters, like Derpy and the Doctor, have been given intricate back stories by the fandom, but I kind of admire Vinyl for her simplicity. She’s just a mare who really likes music! The hottest one? Hmmm…definitely Octavia. Just saying, I’d love to..er…play her cello? Ummm, moving on.
So, to answer the original question, Celestia is best pony.
How about you guys? Who are your favs?