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Sep
3rd
2015

I don't know if I've ever told you about my ridiculous MLP headcanon · 7:19pm Sep 3rd, 2015

It's pretty wank, mostly because it's a tyrant Celestia theory, but this is it. I'd like to hear you guys' weird MLP headcanons, too, as well as your thoughts on mine. They're fun to think about.

Long ago, 1000 years ago, Princess Celestia ruled over Equestria like she does today, only, she is secretly a power hungry tyrant wanting to find the right powersource to rule over all. She uses the "bearers of friendship" to her advantage, them being Chrysanthemum and her pony followers, Sombra and the crystal empire, Discord, and Luna. They are the mane 6 of the past, if you will. They eventually find out about Celestia's plan and try to revolt. Chrysanthemum and her followers are cursed, Sombra is banished to... wherever he went to. Discord is frozen in stone and his people were wiped out, and Luna is banished to the moon. Now, she's repeating the process... with Twilight and the gang. Except this time she's NOT gonna lose.

That's right, all the villain attacks have been attempts to shut her down before her plan goes too far.

Now, I have a few points to back up my theory.


1. Notice how Luna never helps with villains even when she wants to.
2. Notice at the end of the episode where Discord is reformed Celestia has a horribly worried look on her face like this has happened before. That can't be unintentional.
3. Notice how every villain was conveniently banished 1000 years ago.
4. Notice how Hades' minions are constantly attacking from the Underworld, Tartarus, but Hades is not a villain, lore wise. He just handles the dead, good or bad. Methinks he's attacking for some other reason.


I know, I know, I'm overthinking My Little Pony, but overthinking it is hilariously fun! I may delete this blog if I end up making the story about this, but I doubt I will make a story about it, with all I have to do already.

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Long ago, 1000 years ago, Princess Celestia ruled over Equestria like she does today, only, she is secretly a power hungry tyrant

i.imgur.com/z7RnAOE.gif

3367070 best. I've had this headcanon for literally 2 years and I can't rid of it.

Help.

3367078 get some bleach, then change your name to pain.

I don't think Hades is a character in FiM.

3367562 Well there's Tartarus AND Cerberus. I can only assume that he's in it somewhere.

3367607
We've seen nothing to suggest any sort of pantheon existing.

Hades is just trying to kill ponies so he can get some more delicious souls to eat.

They're like taffy!

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