Another exciting Windows 10 feature: helping you to write again · 8:47pm Jul 31st, 2015
How are you doing, Cortana?
Okay, tell me a story.
That wasn't a story, Cortana. A story is--wait a minute--a man sits on the porch of his comfortable, well-kept house, a nice-looking guy who you'd never suspect was secretly Captain Carnage, the mysterious badass who... Yes, I can see it, the characterization, the emotional motif and the potential for--
My God.
I love you, Cortana.
What kind of feature is this that you're talking about?
holy shit
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I tried this a couple times. I got a total of four cool vague things like this, and a quote summarizing the ending of Romeo and Juliet.