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    Jul
    28th
    2012

    A question · 10:54am

    Sitting in the middle of town is a Pringles can with a simple note.

    Anypony may have a chip, they must simply remove it from the can without the use of magic and without moving the can itself.

    How would your pony self go about retrieving a chip?

    Also for the sake of humor your hoof is just slightly too large to fit into the can without getting stuck.

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    Comments ( 26 )

    #1 · 46w, 4d ago · · ·
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    Put my mouth right on top and start inhaling. Done.:pinkiehappy:

    #2 · 46w, 4d ago · · ·
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    >>255218

    Must... resist... urge to comment... on... skill in sucking... a cylinder...

    #3 · 46w, 4d ago · · ·
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    >>255220 oh god I really walked right into that didn't I?:facehoof:

    #4 · 46w, 4d ago · · ·
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    >>255223

    Walked into it at a brisk pace despite the giant neon sign cautioning you to avoid it.

    #5 · 46w, 4d ago · · ·
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    >>255225 Whatever I still got the dam chip didn't I? :moustache:

    #6 · 46w, 4d ago · · ·
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    >>255227

    But at what cost, man, AT WHAT COST!?

    #7 · 46w, 4d ago · · ·
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    >>255228 I hate you.

    #8 · 46w, 4d ago · · ·
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    #9 · 46w, 4d ago · · ·
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    Well, if the Pringles can is still mostly full, I can grab a chip out with my tongue. Probably get some drool on the next few chips in the can, but that will be some other pony's  problem.

    #10 · 46w, 4d ago · · ·
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    >>255230 >>255232

    See, I like this derpy_dragon's style. They don't suck, they use their tongue.

    :trollestia:

    #11 · 46w, 4d ago · · ·
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    Glue the can to the floor, grab the piece of concrete/dirt it's standing on and turn it upside down over a bowl.

    #12 · 46w, 4d ago · · ·
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    >>255236

    Now that's the kind of shenanigans I like to see!

    #14 · 46w, 4d ago · · ·
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    simple get some gum ad a string wala chip for me

    #15 · 46w, 4d ago · · ·
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    Hmm.... Kamehameha wave that bitch right out.

    If that fails. Magnets. Lots of magnets.

    #17 · 46w, 4d ago · · ·
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    Ask one of my worthless subjects to give me the chips inside the can, and tell him that if he wants to live, he wont have one.

    #18 · 46w, 4d ago · · ·
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    #19 · 46w, 4d ago · · ·
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    >>256163 madness? THIS IS EQUESTRIA.....:unsuresweetie:

    #20 · 46w, 3d ago · · ·
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    Ignore the can entirely...     Then go on an epic quest to find the place that is making pringle's in equestria. :moustache:

    #21 · 46w, 13m ago · · ·
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    Get snips or snails to get it for me.  I didn't move the can or use magic on it, they did

    #22 · 46w, 13m ago · · ·
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    Place a firecracker in the can, stand back, open mouth, watch as thousands of chip crumbs fly into my face and possibly kill half the town.

    #23 · 46w, 10m ago · · ·
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    Fill the can with lots of water and have soggy chips for lunch!

    #24 · 46w, 8m ago · · ·
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    >>265013

    TJ, that doesnt even make sense...like, at all...

    #25 · 46w, 7m ago · · ·
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    >>265016 Fuck yo logic! I make my own logic!

    #26 · 45w, 3d ago · · ·
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    Why, I'd use a hook or two to fish them out one by one. And when they slowly realize that their short live inside the can is coming to an end, I shall enjoy their despair as I crush their hopes for a happy life along with their friends in my mouth....

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