Twilight's New Hobby · 5:16pm Jul 26th, 2012
I don't like bait-and-switch stories. They always have the same tired and old storyline...thing that could be interpreted wrongly, thing that could be interpreted wrongly, thing that could be interpreted wrongly, y'know I'm not doing this accidentally, right?, maybe it is the wrong thing, oh wait, no, you were wrong, haha, lets all have a good laugh about how awkward that all was!
Of course, a better writer can make them better, but it seems like once you've seen one, you've seen 'em all. One of my favourite stories that just didn't make the Top 5 on my user page is Twilight's Molestation Celebration, an utterly hilarious parody of this sub-genre, but that's really the only one that I actually like. So, I came up with a short, simple, and to-the-point parody that I decided to write for shits and giggles. It's not my best work, I didn't have anyone look over it before I sent it, and I'm not even sure if the punchline-that-isn't-really-a-punchline will register for everyone. I wrote it in under two hours at 11'o-clock at night, so it's to be expected. But whatever, it accomplises what I set out to do.
You set out to write porn.
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251509 Sure.
It's a bait and don't switch.
251628 I like that. Much better than bait-and-....
Did you tell your parents about this story yet?
That "Molestation Celebration" story gave me the worst case of the motts I've ever known, and now my brain references lines from it for embarassing material at really inopportune times.
251875 No. I do have to? 252356 My user page subtly recommends that you read some clopfics, so if you wanna get a case of the motts, go do that. By the way, I had to look up "motts" in Urban Dictionary to see what it meant, and "subtly" in the dictionary-dictionary to see if I spelt it right. So now I'm smarter; thank you.
252470 No you don't. I'm just still surprise your writing this type of stuff sense your underage. Just make sure you hide this story well.
Also I think this was my first clop fic I ever read. I usually try to avoids these story's but sense it was by you. I make an exception.
252470 "The motts" was the best I could do in describing that feeling. There's an actual proper term for it, which is the German loanword "fremdschamen" which roughly equates to "external shame" but nobody else knows what it means.
252493 I wouldn't really describe this as a clopfic. While there is graphic depiction of sex, it's not the main focus of the story, and you can't really clop to it, either.
253676 I thought so but still. Well anyway I be looking forward for your next story. Keep it up.