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Jade Ring


The purpose of a story is that it's a story. It can be more, but it can never be less.

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  • 9 weeks
    Friendship is Magic: the Musical

    So I've been trying to find ways out of my recent funk, and this was one of the most recent attempts. I thoroughly enjoyed the freshman season of Hazbin Hotel, particularly the outstanding musical numbers and how the whole season could, with just a few small modifications, be made into a Broadway style stage musical.

    So I figured hell, why not do the same with Friendship is Magic?

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    5 comments · 186 views
  • 14 weeks
    Our Last Anniversary

    I've been radio silent on social media since my now ex-wife and I announced our split. A few days ago, I was moved to write this and post it on Facebook. Figured I might as well post it here as well.

    Folks say it's pretty good.

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    6 comments · 320 views
  • 17 weeks
    State of the Author 2023

    It's bad.

    Real bad.

    So it should come as no surprise that my wife and I are divorcing. We're having to take it slow because she's so close to the end of her degree and I want her to be in a good place to help take care of our boys. We're still co-habitating, still friends.

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    13 comments · 365 views
  • 19 weeks
    GUTTEN KRAMPUSNACHT!

    Have you all been good this year? If not, you'd better watch out...

    Before you dive into the Last Hearth's Warming Horror Story, why not refresh your memory with Scribbler's amazing full cast reads of the first two?

    All caught up? Good...

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    1 comments · 145 views
  • 19 weeks
    New Story Incoming

    It's taken years. Multiple plot revisions. The complete scrapping of "Silent Night." More false starts than I'm okay admitting. And, ultimately, it took the collapse of the life as I've known it to drive me into the mindspace necessary to find this lost child in the wilderness and finally bring her home.

    I hope the wait has been worth it.

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    2 comments · 230 views
Jun
15th
2015

Updates, Excuses, Contest Winner, and 100th Episode Thoughts (Spoilers) · 11:33pm Jun 15th, 2015

-My 'something silly' is well on its way. In 'Tylenol with Codeine,' the unicorn created by Greg Proops for the Harmontown podcast's D & D adventures is sought by the Mane 6 for help against a vicious monster called the Ember Mauler. Don't expect much.

-Progress on 'Changelings' and 'Victory' have been slowed somewhat by a new story idea. I'm currently debating whether or not to write it or pass the idea on to someone else.

CONTEST WINNER (With a damn bullet, I might add...)

RUBYCAST! Damn girl, that was some backstory for Highwind. Well done. I'll be messaging you soon about your prize.

And now, my thoughts on the (incredible) 100th episode, "Slice of Life." This took me awhile, as I had several double shifts in a row, had to attend one of my oldest friend's wedding, and sob over the final episode of Phineas and Ferb.

-Derpy (Never gonna call her Muffins, Hasbro) has a print and delivery service. Not post-mare, but I’ll take it. Also loving the new voice. Kind of perfect. Tabitha St. Germaine does it again!

-So Time Turner, erm, ‘Doctor’ is a scientist/inventor? What a lovely idea. This whole scene was simply glorious. The throwaway line about centuries alone is probably going to spawn several dozen fanfics. Same with the traumatic experience the Doc had as a foal.

-Oh, it’s the Dude. That’s cool, I guess. This whole bit was the only bit of the episode that didn’t work for me. Aside from the “man” comment from Doctor Time Turner which made me giggle.

-They kind of nailed Octavia’s voice, didn’t they?

-HA! Mac and Cheerilee. Trying to be sneaky, but I see you! (Villainous cackling as episode fits into the Continuity.)

-I think the Lyra/Bon Bon scene might be my favorite of the entire episode. From the perfect voice choices to the small characterization bits (Lyra’s eye twitch) this was stellar.

-I also laugh at anyone who says “Your ship is sunk. They explicitly say they’re best friends.” Well duh. Of course they're best friends. My wife is my best friend, too. Also, how many of your “best friends” that you don't routinely fool around with let you caress their cheeks as you gaze deeply into their hooded eyes…?

-Also, hooray for confirming that Celestia has secret agents! (Tosses another idea onto the story pile)

-And of course I loved the bits about her blending into the crowd.

-Oh hai, Steven Magnet. This was cute, I guess.

-The Vinyl/Octavia stuff was great as well… and also clearly foreplay. (Another story idea to the pile)

-A Button Mash cameo does not make me forget the loss of Button’s Adventures, Hasbro.

-Twilicane was unexpected and absurd and I loved it.

-The Gummy scene might well be the funniest moment of the entire series, bar none. I wonder what he’s thinking about the rest of the series… (story on the pile)

-The Celestia/Luna stuff was nice, but I think they missed a final kiss on the fandom’s cheek by not throwing in a ‘Tia’ from Luna.

-Also, did anyone else expect Celestia to pull the old ‘sign my name on someone else’s gift’ trick?

-There are no words that describe how happy I am that the Doctor/Derpy relationship made it into the show.

-Nice scarf, Doc.

-Ugh, Tennant reference. Just kidding. Kinda. (Smith 4 Life)

-I love how multi-layered the final monologue was, both in universe and also as a thank you to those of us in the fandom who gave these background characters their personalities.

-It took several rewatches before I realized that all those foals were cowering at the Changeling, he wasn't just sitting by himself.

-I know this was a one time thing, but can we please get some more Doc because HE IS GREAT.

That about wraps it up here. Hmm, 99 blog posts.

I guess next time... the Nexus opens.

Comments ( 6 )

GRAVITY FALLS NEW EPISODE IS JULY 13th!!!

Until the damn wiki changes and I'm left bitching out Disney in the corner again.

Anyway... onto ponies.

Ohhh hoo yes Lyra and Bon Bon shall be shipped. Duh, of coarse they're called friends, there are plenty of homophobes out there, they can't put that in a children's cartoon, yet. Letters from Buster almost had an episode pulled because one of the guest kids had two mothers. JCPenny had a controversial ad that featured two fathers. Society isn't ready for MLP to make the jump.

Also, Errant is my bestest friend! The best relationships have some friendship!

Hmm... i am reminded of our shipping rant/conversation.


Dude. fun episode. CHANGELINGS RETURN!!!! The changelings return!!!! YES!!! Dear Luna yes!!!! And the ponies fear them! It all backs up my head canon.

Also, how many of your “best friends” that you don't routinely fool around with let you caress their cheeks as you gaze deeply into their hooded eyes…?

Wait a minute... are you telling me it's normal to do that...

3154073 ...that was badly worded.

I meant that it's not something you would normally do with a "best friend" unless they were more than just a "best friend."

3154113 I was joking that I do that to everyone :raritywink:

I know how you feel about that Lyra and BonBon one. Whenever they said best friend I was like, "Hehe. They want to say something else, but can't." And YES! DOCTOR/DERPY FOREVER! TAKE THAT TWILIGHT!

Did you see the jam pony?! I was so happy they brought him back. :rainbowkiss:

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