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Alexstrazsa


A guy who did pony stuff at one point.

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  • 19 weeks
    In Retrospect: Ponies and Cage / The Beasts of Tartarus

    Why yes, it has been 24 weeks since my last retrospective blog post, but who was counting anyway? I'm back for another round and that's what matters!

    Once again, I'll be taking a look at my past work and posing the question of... why? Will I know the answer? Probably not, but keep reading to find out! Today I'll be looking at Ponies and Cage and The Beasts of Tartarus!

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  • 43 weeks
    In Retrospect: Feeling the Beat / Equestrian Hearts

    Welcome, one and all, to the third edition of In Retrospect, in which a washed up fanfic author reviews his ten year old stories!

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  • 43 weeks
    In Retrospect: Legacy of the Sun / My Little WTF

    Greetings, champion! Bet you didn't think I'd actually continue this, did you? Bet you thought I'd go and disappear for two years again? Honestly, wouldn't blame you, there's a bit of a precedent for it. But last time was fun, I wanna keep doing it! So, what's on the docket today?

    Ah. I see.

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  • 44 weeks
    In Retrospect: The 63rd Rune

    Hello, hey, hi, what's up, how's it going! It's me, Alexstrazsa, aka that guy who was deeply involved with the fandom but is now washed up, irrelevant, out of touch, and probably no one remembers him. That guy!

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  • 154 weeks
    Contrary to popular belief, I am not dead.

    Yo, what's up everyone? How's it going. I'm here with my... what year is it? Ah, yes, 2021.

    I'm here with my annual blog post, because let's be real, I've been disconnected from this fandom since like 2016. But I was digging through a lot of old screenshots I had, and had a lot of fond memories of my time in the MLP fandom.

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Jul
22nd
2012

On the Subject of Clopping · 8:35pm Jul 22nd, 2012

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Comments ( 37 )

Doesn't change the fact that we clop to pastel colored pones.:derpytongue2:

Reminds me of the dude on youtube who explained the speed of the Sonic Rainboom

This... makes sense!
NOW I UNDERSTAND EVERYTHING!

I find this surprisingly difficult to masturbate to.

Well.....
That certaintly makes sense.

Unless you're a furry, like me, in which case falling into the Pony trap was unavoidable from the get-go.

Okay... Someone had too much time on their hands/hoofs/paws/claws/other-appendages and looked WAY to far into this... But, okay.

And I thought Sailor Moon was wierd, just sayin'.

Pfft... XD Well, that was certainly an interesting read, if nothing else. Thanks a lot, Alex! (And thanks again for that interview on Derp's the Word! :3 )

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Cute seal. Vulgar, but cute :trollestia: .

Thank you for posting this. I seriously learned things today. Saved in case of need.

The more you know... the weirder the world gets. Still, this made plenty of sense. Thanks for the theory Alex.

Huh. That was a read! Thanks, Alex!

Goddamn cloppers and their damned clopping. PUT THE FUCKING COCONUTS DOWN JACKASS.

Also, this is pretty ancient, I'm surprised most of you haven't seen it.

As a fan of both anime AND ponies, I approve this message.

But, I don't clop. I just don't have a problem with cloppers.

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Too much time? Maybe this was the topic of a research paper from a college that someone wanted to post on the internet? If anything, having too much time on your hands would be blogging about and writing fanfictions about ponies. :trollestia:

Early Sailor Moon or Late Sailor Moon? And did you find it weird because it was a Magical Girl anime, because it was an anime, or because of Naoko Takeuchi's art style?

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Author Interviewer

Argembarger has told me that he made an effort to clop to all of my stories.

All of them. :V

Does this explain my romantic crush on Rainbow Dash and my sexual crush on Luna?
I thought I was going crazy! glad to know I'm not alone in cartoon pony crushes!:pinkiehappy:

Well, not this certainly explains some things. I don't clop, but some of the art work I've seen has certainly raised my eye brows and heart rate a bit. Plus, sometimes Twilight is just so MOEEEEEE!!!

May the Grace of the Valar Protect You

Shire Folk

I feel like no matter what way you put it, this will still never be socially acceptable in the public's eyes:applejackunsure:

however, it was rather enlightening

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I found it weird because of two words... "Sailor Moon"

That in itself is weird. :moustache:

And most likely because of the art style... even though the nature of anime is weird. :moustache:

Too much time is too much time, no matter what you do with it. :pinkiecrazy: <== Case in point

I wonder where they got "Moe" from...

Maybe: SO CUTE! GIVE ME MOE!

I have never seen anything wrong with being attracted to something you find attractive. I have never seen anything wrong with harboring romantic or sexual feelings toward something you are attracted to. I have never seen anything wrong with fantasizing about something you harbor romantic or sexual feelings toward. And I have never seen anything wrong with masturbating to fantasies of said nature. It all depends if you find the thing attractive in the first place.

However, it is pretty creepy how much written and drawn porn of said fantasies is produced.
I mean, I keep mine to myself.
Weirdos.

It's good to see that the internet is not all porn yet and can teach me things, even if the thing it's teaching me about is basically related to porn... Hmm. dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/shrug_Derpy_Hooves.png

I guess I'll just see myself out.

I think this post aimed at the wrong tack. As a pretty heavily anti-clop person, my objections don't really come from moral grounds. I mean, outside of ponies, I am into some very sick shit. My issue comes when so much of it is produced and it becomes more visible, giving the fandom a bad name and causing some people to assume that's what we're all about. I know the argument is made that people would assume that anyway, but I feel that's a tad presumptuous. In any case, more visible rule 34 content isn't helping us any.

I just want to be able to wear my Wonderbolts t-shirt and openly be a brony without random people on the street assuming I want to fuck a cartoon horse, y'know?

Interesting...

Well... that was... educational.
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Oh don't worry about that. People LOVE to Accentuate the Negative

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But, the sailors are in correlation with celestial bodies, and the main character just so happened to be for the Moon. There's Sailor Saturn, Sailor Venus, Sailor Neptune (I think, I never watched the show).
And yes, the art style is a bit... original.

Yeah, Magical Girl animes are a bit overplayed. But, Craig McCracken only made the Powerpuff Girls (look up Whoopass Stew on YouTube) to spite Sailor Moon's success. And without that, Lauren Faust wouldn't have cowritten the PPG Movie, probably wouldn't have done Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, and may not have created My Little Pony. And that would be horrible.

Doing scientific research on subjects is not a waste of time. Too much time would be creating the Master of Puppets album, painting the Mona Lisa, writing the Lord of the Rings series, and various other things that don't have 'practical' applications in the real world.

Also, Moe is slang, short for Japanese Moekku, meaning 'girl child', or something close.

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You know, I agree with you for the most part. However, you're being kinda phobic.

People have all said the same thing about anime and hentai. Anime = good, hentai = bad. In just the same way as Ponies = good, R34 Ponies = bad.

What you have a problem with is not the cloppers themselves, but the producers of the R34. The creation and presence of it is what's wrong, not the cloppers.

And, what do you care what random people think? I've gone out in public with my Way Of The Fist T-shirt on (from the band Five Finger Death Punch, hardcore heavy metal) and I know I must have gotten some looks and I know parents must have moved their children away from me. But I don't care what bigots think. You should do the same.

Wear your Wonderbolts T-shirt proudly. Nopony will bother you. And, if they walk up to you and say 'horsef*cker', you say '4channer' which is a much worse insult to use. And if they know what you mean, they'll get steamed and walk away. If they say 'wut?' then you say 'Not every brony is a clopper, you prude. I respect and tolerate you as a person, but you are very narrow-minded, and I refuse to interact with you anymore. Good day, sir.' then walk away.

It's the same way with gay people. People will always assume that you're flamboyant, even if you aren't. Instead of causing drama among your own community, you should just ignore the trolls and live your life, regardless of what they say. And, being accused of being a clopper is nothing compared to being accused of being a 'f*g' because people will kill gay people, and just be moderately bothered by cloppers.

Everyone has kinks. Better sentient ponies than child porn, right?

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As I said before; too much time is too much time no wonder what you do with it.

I don't really care what it was about or based on... And if Lauren didn't make those other shows or this one, I'd be completely fine. I'd have exactly the same life.

Really, I just thought it was weird because it really was that.

But I do agree with you on one thing there: "4-Channer" is the worst insult in the world. :moustache:

EDIT: But then there was G1 Ponies AND Human children were involved soooo... yeah.

Yeah, those are valid points. Ya know, those and bedroom eyes.
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Yowza :rainbowwild:


On a serious note, my real only concern about clop is the possible follow-up. Like the fact that furries like clop, being into cartoon horses is the first step to finding non-human anatomy in general attractive. And once you find animals attractive, you may want to fuck animals. Which is illegal (in most states/countries).

I've found some images to be... interesting, but I keep it to humanized stuff. Pursuing human women is a healthy interest that leads to other benificial results (usually). Wanting to fuck a horse just ends with you in cuffs and an unhappy horse.

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Too much time is a relative term, normally used as an insult, saying it's a waste of time.

No, your life would be slightly different, because you wouldn't have MLP, and wouldn' be on this website right now because it wouldn't exist.

What's so weird about it? I'm sure if you walk up to a Japanese person, meaning they grew up in Japan regardless of what their skin tone is, and explain to them the concept of Jersey Shore, Survivorman, Mythbusters, and other stuff, they'd think that was weird too. Probably. I think you only find it weird because it's a foreign concept.

"EDIT: But then there was G1 Ponies AND Human children were involved soooo... yeah."
This is a response to what?

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I don't think it's weird because it's a foreign concept, not at all. I've watched many an anime in my time, so I know all about foreign concepts. It just seemed weird is all.

Okay, yeah, that would be a little different. But I'd still be on Fanfiction.net writing fanfic for other things, non-Faust related. It really would not change much at all. Except for the few odds and ends like you mentioned.

And in response to the last thing...

"Everyone has kinks. Better sentient ponies than child porn, right?"

I was just pointing out that in G1 there were human children. Therefore, when Rule 34 comes in to effect, it is, in fact, both of those so-called "kinks".

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Actually, Zoophilia isn't exactly illegal, per sey. The laws depend on the human-animal weight ratio and what type of animal it is. But then again, that's a very overlooked and frowned upon law, so it doesn't get out there much.

I picked that up from a know-it-all friend of mind, plus a few randomly placed discussions on laws.

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Well, in any case it doesn't have a lot of benefits. You've still got an unhappy horse (most likely), and animals are pretty filthy. You don't want to stick your junk in there. :pinkiesick:

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Eeyup. They just made those laws for the occasional "freak". I think it had something to do with an old "Hillbilly" or somethin'...

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As an anime, Magical Girl series are deviations from the norm.

Wait, you're seriously comparing Friendship Is Magic to the original My Little Pony series? :unsuresweetie: Seriously, are you? :rainbowhuh: Seriously? Like, comparing the Ricky Gervais The Office to the Steve Carell The Office. Or, the original Batman TV Series to Chris Nolan's Batman movies? Or, the original Prince of Persia to the new Prince of Persia? Seriously?

The original ponies looked like horses. FIM ponies are closer to the Uncanny Valley.

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Yes, I say, Yes I am comparing 'dem shows!

I mean, G1 was almost as good as G4 is today... that's not to say I hate those ol' 60's-90's cartoons, too much old animation for my tastes.

Like I said, I've read a lot of anime. Nothing is a deviation from the norm for me anymore. EVERYTHNG is the norm for me.

And also, for your informay-shee-on, I like all the versions of all the shows you mentioned. :eeyup:

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