Xenoblade Update 6: GODAMMIT DICKSON · 11:37am May 4th, 2015
I KNEW IT
I FREAKING KNEW IT HE WAS THE GODAMN BAD GUY
GOD FREAKING DAMN IT.
DICKSON YOU WHORE.
Yeah yeah, I'mma make this quick since I don't have much time.
We did every little freaking quest in Agniritha, failed on a lv 68 rare whatchamajigger 500 times because it had spike if it wasn't in topple, which is freaking stupid. Then we went up to the crown of the place and saw our main villain for what he is. He's really just an unoriginal vengeful bad guy. Nothing more to him except maybe he looks like a Sith Lord. All he's missing is the Lightsaber.
Oh did I mention we found Gadolt and beat the shit out of him and then Sharla boob hugged him.
SPEAKING OF BOOBS
FIORA'S CHESTPLATE MAKES IT LOOK LIKE HER BOOBS FORM A DICK.
WHY.
Anyways we beat up Egil for the 2nd time as shit explodes and we got Monaynay Cyclone, which is pretty cool. Then Dickson shot Shuk in da back and explained he's hundreds of years old and works for big bad guy Zanza who just came out of Shulk and is free to control Bionis and re-originate the world Algalon the Observer style.
Fuck you Dickson.
Also Lorithia is with him but who cares about her.
So main bad guy confirmed to be Zanza. Still not sure where he's from or why he's a bitch but you know, it'll probably reveal that. Also we bought Reyn pants and picked up a Sour Banana.
Good.
We're about lv 73 and at the hardest fuckin' boss in existence, Lorithia. Hlp pls ;-;
Will probably update better later.
She's a toughie. You might just need to do a little bit of grinding to be able to withstand her. Still, I must heavily advise that you find ways to increase Shulk's chance for Double Attack to boost his Monado Gauge faster for constant abuse.
You will pay for your insolence!