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Apr
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Exciting new fan theory blog project · 6:26pm Apr 6th, 2015

Did you know:
Twilight Sparkle died at the end of season 3?
Omega is the chief villain of Doctor Who and we've already seen him?
Tony Stark is a robot?
Game of Thrones is the sequel to Battlestar Galactica?
The Cutie Mark Crusaders are the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse?

I BET YOU DIDN'T! Because clearly you guys aren't as good at watching stuff as me, and you need my kind guiding hand to show you what to really think!

This is an EXCITING NEW blog where I post the absolute best fan theories I can think up and then try and defend these crazy wild statements. Does that sound good? No! It sounds AMAZING!

"Boy this is amazing and I hear there is new content EVERY DAY! How can I keep up?"

Well, little Timmy, there is some sort of Twitter feed thing:
https://twitter.com/tinfoiltheories

And some sort of Facebook page thing.
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Tinfoil-Fan-Theories/799166406823362?ref=hl

Feel free to join those if you want, I will use them to secretly keep track of who is my real friend and who is my enemy

Also if you see something especially dumb, blog it or share it with your friends and family in the hope of winding them up! I'd appreciate any and all pimping of this!

I also need ideas, either suggestions for theories or completely written out theories. It could be about any tv/film/book, but they gotta be 1) Barking mad and 2) Somehow evidenced. Just saying crazy things with no justification isn't half as fun.

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Did you know:
Twilight Sparkle died at the end of season 3?

Well duh. She got turned into a scorch mark on the floor, I don't see how that's in any way ambiguous. She didn't stay dead, obviously, returning in a new immortal body.

I presume the other alicorns are likewise undead.

I recently made a group dedicated to MLP theories. If you like theories, you'll fit in.:moustache:

Well, little Timmy

My name isn't Timmy D:

Fantastic Voyage was an inside job. :rainbowderp:
Ben and Luke's meeting with Han in the Mos Eisley cantina was orchestrated by aliens! :pinkiegasp:
I shot the sheriff... but the deputy shot first! :pinkiecrazy:

You pegged Sweetie Belle as "Famine" and didn't mention her terrible cooking? Son, I am disappoint. :trollestia:

Twilight Sparkle is every right-thinking person's favourite pony princess.

Heresy! Luna is best princess!

As moderator of Fimfiction.net I fully endorse this blog.

I can't agree with Scoots being death, mostly cus there is a limit of what Theories I'll believe.

From the series Firefly: The Alliance is actually a deconstruction of hard-line environmentalists, and the extreme measures they are willing to adopt to impede and crush capitalistic spirit (portrayed by the protagonists). The Reavers are themselves an allegory for the true danger of 'a natural world'.

Attack on Titan actually takes place in the Nekrit Expanse (as seen in Star Trek: Enterprise). The 'humans' are actually an indigenous species, whereas the titans are mutated klingons(?).

Ghost in the Shell takes place within a computer, running in a simulated environment in Appleseed's "Gaia" supercomputer, itself running as a simulation by the animation studio. The battlesuit designs are irrefutable proof. (Appleseed Ex Machina is a further layer of simulation, an emergent pattern from so many cyberized minds connecting and exchanging information!)

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That's what they want you to thinkā€¦

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Oh, that's your blog! :O I somehow completely missed that.

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Yes it is, Timmy, don't be silly. :D

Why would I need facebook and twitter if I have the blog address?

2955304 Aha! Because I have set up feeds so it will tell you on your facebook/twitter if it has updated and what the update is, rather than you needing to keep checking it

Oh man, you've got some quality crazy in there. I love it!

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