It's that time of the year again... (trailer time!) · 9:13pm Apr 1st, 2015
The following is an
HONEST MOVIE TRAILER
A Neurotoxic Productions original production
From the company that actually isn’t a company comes a movie that actually isn’t a mov- wait, what? This is for a bo- this isn’t even a book! This is some random guy’s fan fiction! Ugh, let’s try this again…
The following is an
HONEST FANFIC TRAILER
A Neurotoxic Productions original production
From the company that actually isn’t a company comes a fanfic based off of a fanf- wait, are you kidding me?
The following is an
HONEST FANFIC FANFIC TRAILER
A Neurotoxic Productions original production
*sigh* Insert Inception bwahm here. Let’s just get on with this.
From the company that actually isn’t a company comes a side fiction based off of the critically-acclaimed Fallout: Equestria, a post-apocalyptic story about a unicorn cryomancer searching for redemption.
And instead finds a Stable pony that definitely isn’t a Fallout 1 reference.
Fallout: Equestria- The Last Sentinel
Before the story of Littlepip the Lightbringer and probably seven-hundred-three side fics also set in the same time frame comes the tale of a- well, it’s actually a tale set during the time of Littlepip the Lightbringer about some old guy telling a tale about himself… in which he later on also tells a tale about himself.
*sigh* Look, it’s really complicated and convoluted and stuff. Have another one.
Follow the story of the Sentinel, Frost Windchill- because we don’t want to call him by his full name- as he teams up with the most unlikely kind-of-friends, including Rig the Stable repairpony and engineer and Azrael Razorwing the disavowed Dead Boy… Girl. Griffiness. Really complicated and convoluted and stuff, okay?
-to find a water talisman to save Rig’s Stable! But first tie up loose ends involving a slave brothel, going to a burning town in the middle of the Gread Mid-Equestrian Divide, going to Tenpony Tower, and then going back to where they started for storytime. You know, just like how people actually do the quests in Fallout games.
Read along as they also seek to unravel the mystery behind the Dead Boys, a fanatic griffin mercenary company led by paragons of the griffin pantheon, and behind Frost himself.
Because seriously, the guy goes from bounty hunter to sadistic torturer to teacher to crazy horse to guardian of Stalliongrad to crazy horse to do-gooder to crazy horse to bass berserker to crazy horse to even crazier horse to not-as-crazy horse to professional soldier to diplomat to crazy horse to storyteller. While always being a storyteller. Really complicated and convoluted and stuff.
Get ready for backstory behind the major cities of Equestria and abroad, enough action to keep you at the edge of your seat- except when Frost is going through chapters and chapters of backstory and exposition- and lots... and lots of world-building!
Starring…
Not-Lionheart (20% cooler, 100% crazier, and with 88% more stabbing and slashing)!
Discount Littlepip (brought to you by Michael Bay)!
Big Bird (and her Big Gun)!
And backstory (we couldn't think of a joke for this one)!
Fallout: Equestria- The Last Time There’s That Long of a Delay Between Installments (He Swears)
Soooo, it’s a fanfic of a fanfic involving a story inside a story inside a story. It’s better at being Inception than Inception.
lol
So are we gonna talk about the part of the story where Frost is telling a story about telling a story where he tells a story he was told?
2934123 Already have. Reflection Eighteen!