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TheGLQwardvark


Brony(duh), TS's biggest (height-wise) fan, author of the Equestria Daily featured story Barking Mad. Also a willing editor and pre-reader.

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  • 592 weeks
    Second Chapter of Punch Drunk

    It's up!

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  • 600 weeks
    I'm dorsal

    GET IT?!

    ...But seriously I'm back from hiatus. So seeya guys around :)

    19 comments · 439 views
  • 611 weeks
    You know what's hard?

    Get your mind out of the gutters, all of you.

    But seriously you know what's hard? Trying to write in a house with 3 extremely loud younger brothers, a dad who encourages them, and two TVs blasting either Lifetime movies or baseball. In other words...I CAN'T CONCENTRATE!

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    6 comments · 327 views
  • 611 weeks
    RATM: The Rebirth (Epic ain't it?)


    WAIT WHAT?!

    Yep, that's right! I'm going to continue my first story Rage Against the Memes! After re reading it last night, I suddenly had little flashes of how to continue with the story. So I'm going to!

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    4 comments · 359 views
  • 613 weeks
    Gasp! Some actual writing by TheQwardvark?!

    Yeppers. I've decided to cancel my fic, Punch Drunk. Why? I don't know a dang thing about alcohol, which was the focus of the story. So instead of just chucking it and letting go to waste, I'm going to put the prologue/1st chapter thing in this here blog post. I'd appreciate it if anyone could tell me what they think of it, since I will be writing fics like this in the future. Thanks and enjoy

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Jul
8th
2012

I need your help. · 4:33pm Jul 8th, 2012

Sorry for the multiple blogs today, but I need your help with something.

In my last blog I talked about how I was in a creative slump and I couldn't think of any ideas for stories. So here's what I'd like to ask you guys to do. Can you (only if you feel like it of course) help me come up with some ideas for a short one-shot? All I really need is for you to post below any ideas that you may not be using or may want written. If I decide to do your idea then I'll tell you.

Thanks again!

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All of my random ideas I posted there are up for grabs. Sorry for not making that clearer. Now I'll stop leaving comments for a while, so as not to overwhelm you.

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Hey no problem. And thanks for the ideas!

Random idea:

"Discord is bored of being imprisoned, so he decided to break free and cause some chaos, only he is tired of being the villain. After some thought, he decides he wants to become the Greatest Super Hero Equestria has ever seen!"

A series of diary entries of what Princess Luna gets up to when no-ones looking? :pinkiehappy:

Ah, the things I miss when I'm asleep. I thought you were doing that bandaged pony story thing?

--Explain why we've never seen Luna in the daytime

--Where did Blueblood and Cadence come from and who are their parents?

--Why did Pipsqueak move from Trottingham?

Give me some more time I could give you more but I'll stop here, kay?
Good luck and happy writing! :twilightsmile:

I dunno, frankly, I have almost the exact opposite problem. I have too many ideas, and as soon as I start to write something, another one comes crashing into my head. So have an idea for a oneshot:

Review Day:
Princess Celestia has had Twilight reporting her findings on friendship for exactly one year. But wha's the point of writing these reports if you don't learn anything? When Celestia announces Twilight will have a "Friendship Exam" just how in the hay is Twilight supposed to study? (Your decision here)

And, for later, maybe a series of short stories on how the owners found their pets or how the pets found their owners.
Well, I hope I helped. Good luck :raritywink:

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