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Jan
22nd
2015

Ponies in Space + A New Story! · 5:35pm Jan 22nd, 2015

It was recently announced that a circuit board bearing the likenesses of Celestia and Luna has been added to the International Space Station.


In honor of that accomplishment, I wanted to write a clopfic about Princess Luna having sex with an astronaut. I've never big a big fan of Human/Pony clopfics, so I knew I needed to do something different. That's when I decided to write the entire story with limericks, the most obscene form of poetry.
Special thanks to Shakespearicles for helping me through my writer's block.
Special thanks to Blue Breeze for sticking with me as my editor all these years, even with months of my inactivity.

Releasing this space odyssey will also be a means of celebrating my return to writing, in addition to reaching 2,001 followers. (2,001: A space odyssey. Get it?) I'm currently 10 followers short from reaching that milestone, but as soon as I hit 2,001 followers, I'll post my Lusty Lunar Limerick. More new stories and updates will be coming soon.

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Comments ( 13 )

Woo! Can't wait, BronyStories.
From what your other stories show, this'll be one helluva ride; both for us and the astronaut.
~TOOWC

I guess this is the kind of thing we do when we have to wait the better part of a year for new pony. Some write, some draw, some put princesses on space station components.

Hell to the yes.

Good to see you back in the saddle, so to speak, in writing.

~Skeeter The Lurker

I thought Celly was added first and Luna went up later. Either way, inspiration can strike from the strangest places. Sounds like fun.

This sounds like a SNL skit. Probably. I have never actually watched a episode of it.

'Tis good news! Thank you for letting us know.

You got the Followers! POST IT!

Funny, my roomie mentioned the same folks adding a Rainbow Dash to another circuit board. We're slowly ponifying all that is geek, apparently...

Well, being in limerick surely sets it aside. That's the kind of things that make your work interesting. When you're not busy being the best, bland B-fic writer there is, or exercising excessive gross while making sure you obey the accepted gender norms xP
But should I guess it's plain, run of them mill content wise? :P
Or does Luna actually have a sex drive, and it contains mentions of something else than a penis? x3

Also, what's up with being the sole innovator on this site, or even the net that explores the other side outside the norm?
I didn't ask to be a prodigy, yet I've apparently invented/revised 6+ new fetishes, and is the only person to have a story about both female deepthroating, and equine glory holes. Something neither one of the top authors in either of the male genre was even able to grasp... which I do find weird for the glory hole concept at least. I mean, how do you not know what a glory hole is about when writing about glory holes? It's silly how trapped inside the box and one sided some people are :P As it takes quite a lot to casually bypass how a quadruped use a human glory hole, but that they can't wrap their mind around how a quadruped would be able to lean against a wall, or why a female would want to orgasm xD

I was actually feeling interested by this, until "sunbutt" wrecked it. :facehoof:

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