Lots of insanity stuffed in a tiny apartment bedroom.

So... I wrote something again. It's been a while.

Mind you... the "something" I wrote is rather insane.

See, a while back, some people started posting silly stories about people finding random ponies in their bed, and their problems with having them around. As a result of this trend, Admiral Biscuit decided to make the collab fic "Fimfic Authors Are In Your Bed", in which everyone could submit their own little silly thing.

The basic premise, though some chapters deviate from that, is: some guy got a fortune cookie from a takeaway Chinese, which basically boiled down to "you will live in interesting times", only with more ponies involved. From then, every monday evening, after coming home from his horrible job, our poor hapless second-person protagonist finds some kind of pony-related disaster in his bedroom.

Note that the chapters of this fic are all written by different authors, and show very varying degrees of skill, quality and effort, and there is no such thing as established continuity throughout the whole thing, so, your mileage may vary.

Now, in the blog post which contains most of this collab's brainstorming, someone called ScrambledCrackers posted a long list of premises up for grabs, and one of these, well... I just couldn't resist

Ahuizotl Is In Your Bed, Mistaking It For An Ancient Artifact, by Nyerguds

Word of warning: despite the lack of real continuity, I do in fact reference several of the previous chapters, so while you could read this as stand-alone knowing just the premise, it is advised to read the rest too. Quite a lot of them are really worth reading, anyway