This Is So Fucking Lame, I Love It · 9:25pm Dec 16th, 2014
So I saw I had 900 followers (and a couple more) and I thought: woah. I need to give those new guys the lamest possible fucking welcome blog post ever, because it's my 99th blog post and I know I'd never forgive myself if I wasn't as pathetic as humanly possible here.
So, instead of some witty blog that makes you laugh, here you have the lamest possible thing:
I love it because it adds absolutely nothing to your life. It's not even a quality pic, because fuck you, society standards.
I had a fucking blast drawing this thing. I got four random ponies (Night Light, Pinkie, Celestia, and Luna) and drew them doing something completely mneh. I had so much fun designing this bullshit.
At first I was planning on drawing far more characters, but... Honestly, who cares. You're following me for my writing, not for my art. Betcha 99% of you had no clue I liked art at all.
Hah.
This is what you get for following me, dammit.
Naah. In all seriousness, I didn't know what to do. So I just scribbled on a page, because last time I tried to write a blog post, I accidentaly wrote a story instead. I'm sure you guys would hate that. So now, instead of enjoying a little story of mine, you can bathe in the absolute mediocrity that my art skills can compel on ya.
Hahah. I'm such a fucking loser, dear God. BUT LOOK AT THAT TINY LUNA.
Okay, Celestia in sunglasses and Luna in platform shoes. Today is a good day.
'S all right. Ya draw better 'n me.
The art on fimfiction is NOTHING compared to this! Who are you, da vinci's brother?
Oh, and just wait til' the day your follower's boxs yells this at you:
No, i just wanted to say congratulations, and keep write fic's that'll surely make my week (like the latest one you wrote.)
Sorry foooor bad eeenglish.
Congrats!
Love the art!
I pondered over your image for a minute asking myself who is this dude, before arriving to the conclusion it probably was some weirdly drawn incarnation of the doctor, maybe matt smith.
And then I read, and I was like: Oh. Meh.
But you still draw waaay better than me, and your blog posts are entertaining enough, so it's okay.
Maybe you're sometimes lame and not funny (mostly laughably and awesomely silly, don't fret too much), but if one thing is sure, whatever you write (or draw), it's always unexpected. And that counts a lot.
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Yeah there's a reason why I said who he was. It's not exactly clear who he is, especially when neither Twi nor Velvet are near him.
Adds points to the lame factor, tho. But who cares about him? LOOK AT TINY LUNA AHAHAHAHAH SHE'S SO TINY.
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The use of a humanized pony who doesn't even look pony-like (and Pinkie sorta counts too, since she's monochromatic, not wearing particularly Pinkie-ish clothes, and is nowhere near any balloons or cakes) is just the lameness sprinkles that bring out the lameness frosting on this lameness cake. It's beautiful.
Well, you wrote my favorite story on my site, so
get back to writingthanks, and your welcome I guess.Luna's shoes tho
Damnit, even when you make the lamest, most useless blog post ever, you still manage to win while doing so. How do you do it?!
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I try to fuck up, but I'm too much of a fuck up to even succeed at fucking up. It's an art on itself.
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How true is that?
K. When human, Luna is now the height of a Grade Six student.
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Oh no, you're nearing 1,000 followers. You'll have to draw another shitty picture!
tiny woona is best woona.