A Clopfic by...Spike??? F.A.Q · 12:40am
A lot of people seem to be confused regarding the epilogue of A Clopfic by...Spike???, so I thought I'd answer some frequent (And not-so-frequent) questions asked concerning the ending.
~~~WARNING!!! SPOILERS BELOW!!! DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVEN'T READ THE EPILOGUE!!!~~~
What is a Clopfic?
An erotic story containing ponies or other MLP characters which has them having sexual interactions with each other. Derived from "Clopping" - the act of masturbating to ponies, and "Fiction" - well, you know what this one means. The name is a spin-off of the word "Fapfic".
Y U MEAN TO FLUTTERSHY?
For comedic purposes.
How did Sweetie Belle know all of those words?
Her friends refer to her as a dictionary. And of course, a dictionary is only a library away...
What did Sweetie Belle want revenge for?
Check the description.
Could you write a clopfic? The snippets you did where very good!
No I shall not write a clopfic. I do not enjoy writing sexual material. Hell, even writing those few lines in the story was awkward for me. Sorry that I cannot fulfill your sexual marshmallow fantasies.
How could Sweetie Belle ever have such an evil laugh? She's just too cute!
This should accurately answer your question.
Why Sweetie Belle?
Why isn't the story in past tense?
Well, I don't know, actually. I just seem to naturally gravitate towards writing in present.
YOU MUST WRITE A 3RD CHAPTER!
Sorry, I will not be-
As I was saying before, I am not going to-
DO IT YOU WIMP!
I AM NOT YOUR PERSONAL SCRIBE. IT SAYS "EPILOGUE" FOR A REASON.
Seriously though, I will not be continuing this story. Sorry, but it's funnier if everyone is left going "What the hay just happened" than seeing them unravel the mystery. It takes away the whole comedy element of Sweetie Belle being a master troll. Less is more, sometimes. (And it allows for more unseen Sweetie shenanigans!)
So, that's about it. I know the last one wasn't really a question, but jeez. "Epilogue", people! If you want more funny stuff you can check out my other story, The Sorrow of a Blueberry (Self promoting. I ought to be ashamed.). You can also check out a story that I though was absolutely hilarious, A Slice of Life, or for a bit of a darker story, try I'm The Villain?. I laughed hard at both of them.
I hope you all enjoyed this blog post and any confusion you might have had lifted. If you have a question that was unanswered, you can ask in the comments. I'll try my best to answer them.