The support means the world to me, and thanks to your kind contributions I was able to go and visit my boy in Britain. I'll try and mock up a proper recap blog—though I am notoriously terrible at doing those, I don't think I've ever managed a proper recap blog for any of the various conventions I've gone to over the years. I guess there wasConundrum Time · 7:54pm Nov 25th, 2014
Since I'm a pretty perverted person, I've got a lot of fetishes.
And I mean like
A LOT.
But up there in the top of the fetish soup are two favorites: pregnancy, and by extension, birthing.
I've always been into the whole circle of life thing, from start to finish, and there's just something about shoving ten pounds of baby from a cooter that gets me going. Can't even explain it, it just is.
My horrible, horrible debauchery aside, I recently wrote a birth story! My conundrum here is that, as someone who has watched a lot of birth videos, birth is actually kind of gross. So I write what I like to call "romanticized birth". It's not "sexy" birth as it were (like orgasmic birth or whatever), but it's not entirely realistic. It's in a middle ground, which is what I find attractive. So, like the wily bisexual, it can go both ways: it can either be like watching a birthing video to watch the miracle of life, or you can batter your boner to a baby being born.
But even as I solved that problem, I've come across another problem. See, I have no issue insulting or offending people, but certain people get a pass. Mothers are one of them, at least where birth is involved. I know a lot of terrible moms, or mothers who are terrible people, or a combination of the two, but there is something admirable about ensuring the continuation of the human race by going into sometimes DAYS of some of the worst pain imaginable.
So I kind of don't want to fluster the flimbobs of any mothers out there (and I know at least three who are following me).
On the other hand, I have 3k of a pretty alright story.
So what I guess I'm asking is: would any of you WANT to see this story? I want to know if this is worth the risk.
And yeah, I know what some of you are thinking. Just get it over with already and call me V.D., because I'm one flaky pussy.
A story about the joys of having a child and childbirth in general probably won't offend any mothers as long as you're not having anything sexual happening to the baby. I'm not a mother though, so I wouldn't know. As for myself, I'd give it a read.
2616181 Yeah no, I usually draw the line at babycon
usually
I wouldn't read it, because it's not my fetish. However, I think you would be just fine publishing it.
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Go for it. Sounds like a fascinating read.
2616186 You disgust me. Would read.
2616207 Let me answer that with another pic.
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Strange, I feel as if I share this same fetish. There's something about the miracle of birth that just makes you want to make more babies.
Now imagine the world today if human males could asexually reproduce as well.
It's kind of scary.
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2616215 you fucking people make me have needs
2616258 If there was a clopfic about a pregnant mare (or stallion somehow), who would be your first choice?
2616271 Tie between AJ and Twilight. Rainbow Dash comes right after, because pregnancy just meshes so interestingly with her personality.
2616286 You have good tastes. AJ fits the bill pretty well too. It wouldn't be very OOC to picture her with a wide belly at Sweet Apple Acres, baking pies in the morning.
I get a sweet dominance vibe from the though of impregnation and birthing
Show me the money m8
2616296 yes yes
and getting scolded by Big Mac and Granny for trying to applebuck even though she's 10 months in
2616316 I wouldn't be surprised if her water broke from applebucking.
I'd read it...I'd read it good...
2616321 And being completely nonchalant about it
"Oh shoot, guess it's time then. GRANNY! GET THE TUB FULL OF HOT WATER RUNNIN'!"
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As long as you use a proper Trigger Wa--Man, I can't even write that with a straight face.
today i learned i'm a wily bisexual
2616361 Dayum, that bitch got herself a better frying pan.
2616346 All of my yes.
So basicly, your stuck between pissing people off to the point of:fc06.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2013/250/8/4/rainbow_dash___who_s_next__by_psyxofthoros-d6ldcz1.png , and then the people who will like it, but also be like "Dafuq did i just read" kinda thing: fc09.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/183/2/0/filly_rainbow_dash__angry__by_twilightpoint-d55ns44.png
Well, i say go for it, i would love a little more weirdness in the conondrum. Cause i'm all like "Another story by Regidar? Like RD to Daring Do. fc01.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2012/195/7/7/rainbow_dash___one_happy_pony_by_quanno3-d578epu.png
Also, here's a little something for your fetish:fc02.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2012/177/b/3/pregnant_rainbow_dash_by_xniclord789x-d53mxuf.png
2616757 is your favorite pony rainbow dash
2616760 No. Why would you think that?
2616787 hue
2616790 How much hue....
10 times more entertaining than the post are the threads under it.
Damnit, TOO GOOD! I'm so done.
Also, not a fetish of mine, but I'm off to read it because I'm down to see how you wrote it in a romantic fashion.
AIP§
Oh, you cunning Mephistopheles, why must you tempt me with your sexy stories