Make This a Thing! · 3:55pm Nov 21st, 2014
Hello loyal Legion!
I'm sure you've all notice the latest 'Thing' to happen to this uniquely bizarre site: CAH themed fics.
CAH is, of course, Cards Against Humanity and if you don't what it is, it is a card game that is fun for about an hour before it devolves into "who can be the raunchiest" and loses it novelty altogether.
No, I will not give my opinion of them as I have avoided them like the goddamn plague.
That should not be a Thing.
This should be a Thing:
BEHOLD! ChiefyShy!
That should be a Thing.
I mean, look at her! So sexy and noble and awesome and I want that skull helmet like you don't even fucking know! And you could do really cool stuff with this Thing, too!
Liiiiiiiike... Fluttershy becoming the leader of a nature cult or an AU of them in a more primitive Equestria...
Probably more but I just got off work and don't feel like thinking. Perfect time to stare at a black GDoc and call it writing, yeah?
Anyway, this is a better Thing than the CAH Thing. MAKE IT SO. HAVE ONE MORE.
Look at that sexy, seductive minx. I'd do her. So would you. Don't lie. 11. I win.
Oh yeah, those two pictures are by TAPS. Yeah, musician, artist, hell... All he needs to do is belt out a story on here and he'll be a goddamn jack of all trades.
I'm tired, g'night.... Er... Morning... Er... Fuckit, you know what I mean.
~Skeeter The Lurker
I should not blog while tired.
~Skeeter The Lurker
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If this is the kind of stuff you come up with while sleep-deprived, I'd hate to see what you're capable of writing with insomnia.
ChiefShy is best pone.
Admittedly, I enjoyed the first CAH fic just because nobody really did it. Now I'm just "eh".
I saw that second pix a little while back. I confess I had... thoughts.
More plz?
2608511 Two of my fics are the product of insomnia. One shit-tier fic, and one relatively alright fic.
This... this pleases me.
Sometimes people have the best ideas when they are tired. Anyway, friend showed me this like, 5 minutes ago. It's funny really, I was going through my many unpublished/dropped stories, and I have the perfect story I could use her in! The only problem is having a logical reason for her stuck in Tartarus. But, she'd fit in well. It's a primal planet which follows the rule of 'survival of the fittest' place where beings who where good but did bad things go to once they die. Then, they try to survive again until they die, again, or get eaten. Usually they get eaten, not always after they die. That being said, she'd fit right in with the story's version King Sombra. Or, at least I could make her fit in with relative ease. Mainly because she looks amazing and those eyes and skull make me believe I could have a lot of flexibility. ... I'm going to shut up now, and just enjoy that pic, or two.
... Fuck. I wanna write this. But I have other ideas... Dammit skeeter.
I had an idea with this sort of thing once I saw audrarius pic:
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Sadly, I have enough on my plate as is, so that's not likely to happen. Still, it should totally be a thing.
I already have a few ideas for how to work ChiefShy/ShamanShy into a story. Kind of like Clan of the Cave Bear. But with a world where ponies never left the tribal mindset and never advanced past a nomadic lifestyle.
Perhaps an alternate world accessible through the lyrical mirror from the comics, the one Star Swirl made attunable to different worlds. Now if I could only find the time to write it... I love the artwork. It's primal and wild. If I do, I hope I can do it justice.
Not going to read any of the CAH fics either... the fun of the game is in playing it, not reading about others playing it.
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SOURCE. NOW. I BEG YOU.
PLEASE IF YOU DON'T MIND I SHOULD STOP YELLING AND SLEEP.
~Skeeter The Lurker
skeets, you might like TheDivide!Fluttershy
http://fujin777.deviantart.com/art/House-Everfree-By-PoorYorickDA-Re-Upload-462773129
skullhorns but no skullhead helmet
I agree 2,000,000%!
2608552 On deviantart. Brilliant artist is brilliant.
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But, you thought about this pleasing idea when tired.
Fluttershy finds out that there's a Buffalo cult devoted to her worship, due to her recent ascension to Princess of Fauna.
Which, BTW, is what I'm calling for as the Season 5 finale
What else do you want, Skeets?
First time I saw a story themed on Cards Against Humanity, I just shook my head. Hope to god those stop soon, because I don't feel like seeing them everywhere. Unless I'm really fricken drunk, I have no interest.
As for Chief Fluttershy, yes please!
you know, I was trying to think of a backstory / motif for an AU adventure fic Fluttershy...
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
I might actually have an idea for that, but the motivation is sketchy.
This is an awesome idea. I could see it working quite well too. Congrats, you might very well have made the next 'wave' of fics to come to fimfic. Until next time,
-Sphinx
All I can think of when seeing that picture is Fluttershy with Mumbo Jumbo's skull scepter singing this song while doing a dance.:
And now I'm awake! Time to reply'n'shit!
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I... Haven't forgotten. I just... Uh... I mean... Yeah.
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We may never know the answer to that question... Or maybe we will. I don't know.
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Yes she is. Also, I'm sure one or two of them are good, I just don't care enough to look into it.
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You and thoughts are dangerous things... Do go on.
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That's all that exists for it! Only four pictures all by the same dude. The first one has two other variants.
WE NEED MORE OF THIS DAMNIT.
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Maybe it varies per person?
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YAY!
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Magical mix up, maybe? Twilight screws up a teleport spell, Fluttershy needs to survive till then?
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Bweee heee heeeeeeeeee...!
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Sour-- Oh, wait.
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I like that. I like that a lot.
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The eyes... They throw it off for me. But pretty in depth, though.
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Yay!
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Ho-ho-ho-holy shit he is.
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...Hmm... So I did.
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Buffalo cult. I'll buy it.
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Reasons I want this to be a thing.
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Uh. I think so? I'm not quite sure...
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A very good question... I'm not sure.
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Kinda in the same boat. I just don't see it being a long lasting thing, but it seems to be going that way.
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YAAAAAY INSPIRATION!
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I'd love to see what you pull from your hat with this.
I honestly would.
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If I pull that off, I will die happy.
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Goddamnit, I want to play that now...
~Skeeter The Lurker
2608877 ... You're evil. I actually have something for it. Damn you. Daaaaaaamn yooooooooou!
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The best fictional Indians were the Hekawis from F Troop.
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You mean you have been busy? :p
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AH. NOW I KNOW!
~Skeeter The Lurker
2608877 It totally varies. I just also write best when writing for other people, Lol
2608877 That's the same with me. I don't really see where a CAH fanfic could really go, as it just seems too novelty to be widespread.
There was a third image, too! I think it headed a drawfriend on EQD.
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Really? I've only seen the four ChiefShy images, and they're all by the same guy. Also the one in these comments.
Have a link to it? I'd like to see it.
~Skeeter The Lurker
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Oh, there are four? :B Then nevermind.
EDIT: This is the one I'm thinking of.
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Oh hey, that was linked in the comments!
Still badass.
~Skeeter The Lurker
And thus the cogs in my brain begin to turn...
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And everyone in the break too at work is wondering just why I'm rubbing my hands together and cackling madly.
~Skeeter The Lurker
I've actually never played cards against humanity.