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  • Tuesday
    Another post about video games and Youtube and stuff

    If I'm going to waste time watching shit on Youtube, the least I can do is tell people about it. :P

    Ceave is a crazy Austrian with a love of video games and a head for philosophizing about them. Plus he really, really hates coins, no matter how tasty they may look.

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  • Sunday
    Do you like video games? How about philosophy?

    I like one of those things for sure, but no one combines the two better than a Youtuber named InfernalRamblings, a former professional game developer who now creates hour and a half long video essays about the meanings of video games and how they relate to the world today. Here's a few highlights, since this is now basically my only

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  • 1 week
    Super special interview power time GO!

    So back in, uh... February?? c_c;;; Fimfiction user It Is All Hell was like, "Hey, you wanna get interviewed?" and I was all, "Fuck yeah, I wanna get interviewed!"

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  • 2 weeks
    State of the writer, march 2024

    Arghiforgottopost

    I forgot to do anything really because I have to get up early for an appointment tomorrow and I've been preoccupied with it :C so much for getting to bed on time

    Argh

    Happy trans day of visibility and stuff

    Sent from my iPhone send tweet

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  • 3 weeks
    Twilight the 没用

    Yesterday, a fellow named SoothingBell asked if they could translate Twilight the Useless to Chinese, and no way was I gonna say no. :D

    And they turned it around in 24 hours, amazing!

    https://fimtale.com/t/64723

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Nov
20th
2014

Dear Princess Celestia, · 1:34am Nov 20th, 2014

Today I learned that you can substitute 2 tbsp of water, 1 tbsp of oil, and 2 tbsp of baking powder for an egg.

I also learned that you should not do this in a recipe meant for the microwave. Your cookie will explode into chocolate-chip foam all over the inside of the microwave.

Just thought you should know.

Your Restraining Order Defying Faithful Student,

Perky Pickles

PS: If you figured out how to make it reliably, you could totes put that shit on coffee. They do that these days, did you know that?

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Comments ( 23 )

I know that feel, man.
~TOOWC
(Mine was cake)

Eggs on coffee? What a waste of a perfectly good egg.

(*is dragged out into the street by the Coffee Police*)

Ah, cooking calamities. How have I not burnt down my apartment yet?

This is why I mostly stick to eating out.

Today I learned that you can substitute 2 tbsp of water, 1 tbsp of oil, and 2 tbsp of baking powder for an egg

That's cool! Will keep in mind.

2605697

I believe it was a reference to chocolate chip foam being put on coffee, not egg being put on coffee.

Seriously? Why would you want to replace the egg?

Reminds me of the time my sister tried to bake cookies by microwaving cookie dough.

Or the time I started a grease fire on a backyard charcoal grill.

Little interesting tip. If your making pancakes or something like it, and the recipe calls for egg, applesauce makes a really good substitute! I've done it and it tastes just as good. :pinkiehappy:

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2605724
Next time, Imma just use applesauce. :|

2605845
I have problems with egg yolks. D:

2605870
Oh, like allergies?

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2605872
Well, given that it's a foreign substance that causes an adverse physical reaction, I'd say yeah. o.o Never thought about that.

2605902 If it gives you a histamine reaction (rash, breathing difficulties, congestion) it's an allergy. If it gives you the runs, constipates you, or makes you throw up, it's an intolerance. :twilightsmile:

2605929 Or just a bad egg.

2606005 Well yes, obviously.

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2605929
Well, there you go, then. :)

2605761
Well, see, now you're just making sense. :derpytongue2:

actualy, there are recipies where you put an egg into Chai Tea ... is really good.. >.> i may or may not be adictied to Chai.

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2606552
You can use an egg to keep loose coffee grounds from floating up into the water; it's called "cowboy coffee". :B The more you know?

2606005 Bad egg, Bad egg, whatcha gonna do...

I also learned that you should not do this in a recipe meant for the microwave. Your cookie will explode into chocolate-chip foam all over the inside of the microwave.

And we shouldn't do this... why?

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2607693
Cuz it wasn't entirely cooked foam, for one. :B Also made the mug hard to hold without getting it everywhere.

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