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I'm a long time science fiction and animation fan who stumbled into My Little Pony fandom and got caught -- I guess I'm a Brony Forever now.

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Nov
17th
2014

A Pie Chronology (updated) · 6:43am Nov 17th, 2014

Note: Dates figured from the first defeat of Discord; years before that are BTH "Before the Harmony" and years after that YOH "Year of Harmony." The Megan appears 4500 BTH, the Cataclysm happens 2476 BTH, Discord Awakens 1000 BTH, Luna is banished YOH 500, and Luna's Return takes place June YOH 1500. Season Four ends in November YOH 1504.

This chronology has been updated to include the information from "Have Some More Pie - Pinkie's Maternal Uncles and Aunts," regarding those personages, with some additional information about their spouses and offspring.

~4520 BTH – Birth of the Pegasus, Surprise, in Dream Valley.

~4500 BTH – Surprise and her herd are attuned to the Rainbow of Harmony and made emmortal.

2476 BTH – The Great Wish / The Cataclysm: In the World That Was Lost, the Great Wish is cast and the Paradise Entity is born. In the Main Worldlines, the Great Wish is attempted and leads to the Cataclysm, the death of about 99% of Ponykind, and the end of the Age of Wonders.

1000 BTH – The Rainbow of Harmony is broken; Surprise loses her emmortality, is banished by Discord to what will become South-Dunnich and ordered to "Go, farm rocks." Which she does, eventually marrying an Earth Pony.

~950 BTH – Death of Surprise. The Pies will be her matrilineal descendants, and Discord will (usually) avoid harming them (too much), in memory of his childhood friend.

YOH 437 – Birth of the Princess Iolite Quartz, a Crystal Unicorn, in the Crystal Empire.

YOH 439 – Birth of Crimson Quartz, youngest brother of Princess Iolite Quartz. Crimson is destined to become Emperor Sombros, known to Equestrians as "King Sombra."

YOH 451 – Princess Iolite (14) converts to the faith of Paradise.

YOH 462 – Princess Iolite's eldest brother Morion murders Emperor Valippos and ascends the Crystal Throne as Emperor Sthenarkos. Princess Iolite flees to Equestria, becoming one of the founders of South-Dunnich near the Pie Rock Farm.

YOH 463 – Princess Iolite (26) falls in love with the Earth Pony stallion, Cloudy Deep.

YOH 469 – Princess Iolite (32) decides to remain in Equestria; she weds Cloudy Deep. The whole lineage of the Quartzes, and the Cult of Paradise at South-Dunnich, descend from Princess Iolite.

1322 – Birth of Pure Gold, from another town. He will be the first cousin of the Golden Heart who marries Apple Bloom the Elder, and hence the family tie between the Pies of South-Dunnich and the Apples of Ponyville.

1346 – Birth of Sweetie Pie in South-Dunnich.

1364 – Paradise sires Florinda upon Sweetie Pie (18).

1365 – Birth of Florinda (“Fluffy”) Pie, Daughter of Paradise by Sweetie Pie (19).

1370 – Florinda (“Fluffy”) Pie (15) meets and falls in love with Pure Gold. (48). There is a great love story implicit here.

1371 – Florinda (“Fluffy”) Pie (16) marries Pure Gold (49).

1375 – Birth of Reliable (“Relly”) Oaktree, who becomes a slow, steady and very reliable mathematician and stallion.

1387 – Birth of Surprise Pie. She is to become a great mathematician, though rather wild in her youth. She will resent her parents for loving each other so much that they sometimes have no time for their children.

1405 – Pure Gold (73) dies in an accident. Florinda (“Fluffy”) Pie (40) puts her affairs in order, lies down, and wills herself to join her husband. Surprise (18) resents her mother for leaving the family.

1406 – Surprise (19) meets Reliable ("Relly") Oaktree (33) at Canterlot University.

1409 – Surprise (22) marries Reliable (“Relly”) Oaktree (34).

1419 – Birth of Golden Pie in South-Dunnich to Surprise the Nth Pie and Reliable Oak.
Birth of Jasper Quartz in South-Dunnich.

1440 – Birth of Igneous Rock in South-Dunnich.

1447 – Start of the Gulf Rebellion (1447-1451). The Gulf Provinces secede from Equestria.
Golden Pie weds Jasper Quartz.

1449 – Birth of Chert ("Pie Chart") to Golden Pie (30) and Jasper Quartz (30) of South Dunnich.

1451 – End of the Gulf Rebellion (1447-1451). The Gulf Provinces submit once again to Celestia.
Birth of Trail Dancer, the future True Love of Pie Chart, to an Earth Pony trade caravan.

1456 – Birth of Cloudy Quartz Pie to Golden Pie (37) and Jasper Quartz (37) in South-Dunnich.

1459 – Birth of Foidolite Pie ("Pie Fighter") to Golden Pie (40) and Jasper Quartz (40) in South-Dunnich.

1461 – Birth of Marc Trouver, future husband of Sugar Pie, in Neigh Orleans.

1462 – Pie Fighter (3) beats up Rough Neck (3). They become best friends.

1463 – Pie Chart leaves South-Dunnich in the fall to enroll in Canterlot HS.

1467 – Pie Chart graduates Canterlot HS.

1471 – Death of Sweetie Pie (125), matriarch of the Pie Clan in South-Dunnich.

1472 – Cloudy Quartz Pie (16) and Igneous Rock (32) fall in love.

1473 – Cloudy Quartz Pie (17) and Igneous Rock (33) declare their Intention.

1474 – Paradise chooses Cloudy Quartz Pie (18) to bear its Daughters. Cloudy Quartz Pie and Igneous Rock (34) postpone their formal Betrothal.

1475 – Paradise sires Maud on Cloudy Quartz Pie (19).
Lemon Quartz Pie (10) meets Opal ("Oh") Shiny (9), a Unicorn filly who shares his interest in wilderness adventure. They play a lot together, often wandering deep into the hills.

1476 – Cloudy Quartz Pie (20) bears Maud Pie, the Guardian of Par adise.
Pie Fighter (17) saves the life of her best friend Rough Neck (17) from a predator. Pie Fighter and Rough Neck fall passionately in love.

1479 – Pie Fighter (20) and Rough Neck (20) are wed.
Lemon Quartz Pie (14) and Opal ("Oh") Shiny (13) become special someponies to each other.

1480 – Paradise sires Claire and Pinkie on Cloudy Quartz Pie (24).
Birth of the first foal (a filly) to Pie Fighter (21) and Rough Neck (21).
Lemon Quartz Pie (15) and Opal ("Oh") Shiny (14) become lovers.

1481 – Cloudy Quartz Pie (25) bears Claire and Pinkie Pie, the Opener of Paradise and the Herald of Paradise.
Lemon Quartz Pie (16) and Opal ("Oh") Shiny (15) are hastily married, due to Opal's pregnancy. Opal loses the foal (a filly) to a premature stillbirth. Lemon Quartz begins trading and selling camping equipment and geological treasures from a stand in Nickerlite, to support his wife Opal.

1482 – Cloudy Quartz Pie (26) marries Igneous Rock (42).
Birth of the second foal (a colt) to Pie Fighter (23) and Rough Neck (23).

1483 – Cloudy Quartz Pie (27) bears Marble (“Inkie”) Pie to Igneous Rock (43).
Lemon Quartz (18) and Opal Shiny (17) have their first living child, a colt. They move to Nickerlite on a loan from Opal's family, opening "Shiny Gear," their camping-equipment and rock store.

1484 – Caballeran War (1484): Equestria quickly wins, gaining control of the former Caballeran colonies on the Gulf River.

1485 – Cloudy Quartz Pie (29) bears Limestone (“Blinkie”) Pie to Igneous Rock (45).
Birth of the third foal (a filly) to Pie Fighter (26) and Rough Neck (26).

1487 – Lemon Quartz Pie (22) and Opal Shiny (21) have their second living foal, a filly.

1488 – Reliable Oaktree (113) dies of old age.
Birth of the fourth foal (a filly) to Pie Fighter (29) and Rough Neck (29).

1489 – Surprise the Nth Pie (102) dies either of old age or by willing herself to death after she loses her husband of 79 years; it's not certain which.
Lemon Quartz Pie (24) and Opal Shiny (23) have their third living foal, a colt.

1490 – Pinkie Pie (9) gets her Cutie Mark after seeing the Sonic Rainboom.

1491 – Pinkie Pie (10) departs to live in Ponyville.

1492 – Pinkie Pie (11) inspires Cheese Sandwich to become a party pony.

1493 – A Shadowdrake comes to South-Dunnich looking to kill Pinkie Pie. First it attacks Pie Fighter (35) and Rough Neck (35) and their second (11) and third (8) oldest children. Rough Neck and his son fight back; his son is slain by the Drake, which would also have killed Rough Neck had not Pie Fighter desperately diverted its attention to save her beloved husband; Pie Fighter is slain by the monster and Rough Neck severely wounded. It then attacks the Pie Rock Farm, where Pinkie Pie (12) was visiting: Jasper Quartz (74) is slain by the Shadowdrake and Igneous Rock (53) is lightly wounded by it, but obviously cannot hold it off much longer. Maud Pie (17), racing to the rescue from Canterlot, slays the Shadowdrake, pounding it to death with her bare hooves. Pinkie Pie realizes she must stay away from the Pie Rock Farm as much as possible, because she is putting her family in danger.

1494 – Sugar Pie (25) moves to Nickerlite and uses a loan from Pie Chart to buy a house and open a small dessert shop.

1497 – Pinkie Pie (16) with the aid of Paradise defeats Cloud Kicker and Winning-Through-Degradation, neutralizing the power of the Shadow Vice. In doing so, Pinkie prevents Winning from spreading its Taint to other Ponies and saves Equestria.

1498 – Sugar Pie (29) meets and is ardently courted by Marc Trouver (37), a Pegasus archaeologist.

1499 – Sugar Pie (30) weds Marc Trouver (38).

1500 – Pinkie Pie (19) Recognizes Twilight Sparkle as the reincarnation of Minty; she helps the Mane Six free Luna from the Nightmare; participates in the fight against Red Haze (and nearly dies in and after this battle) and is healed by Zecora.

1501 – Pinkie Pie (20) helps defeat Discord.

1502 – Pinkie Pie (21) becomes effective aunt to the Cake Twins.

1503 – Pinkie Pie (22) helps defeat Chrysalis (twice) and Sombra, and fights to free Rarity from the Nightmare. Pinkie becomes aware of the fact that an alternate version of herself is very happily married to Big Mac; and of the existence of the Humanoid worldlines.
Rough Neck (44) marries Gin ("Ginnie") Fizz (50). That same year they have a daughter. Rough Neck sells Pie Fighter's old farm back to the Pie Rock Farmers and moves permanently to Nickerlite to be with his second wife on a full-time basis.

1504 – Pinkie Pie (23) participates in the fight against the Plunder Vines. She retcons history to make it possible to be kin to the Apples, because she wants to get closer to them due to her new knowledge of them. She once again meets and falls in love with Cheese Sandwich. She introduces her sister Maud to the Mane Six.. Pinkie plays a key role in calming Discord when his jealousy flares. Finally, she participates in the defeat of Tirek the Undying.

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