More Blog Posts582

  • 430 weeks
    Yo

    Oh man I've been buuuuuuuuuuuusy. Like, so much so. Just moved town and had to get everything situated in a new house. Plus, I've finally adopted a kiddo, so I got that going for me, which is great. More difficult than I ever thought it would, but the wife and I managed to get everything down pat (for now at least).

    Read More

    28 comments · 3,540 views
  • 438 weeks
    Update And Junk

    Hey, it's that time of year again. With the colder weather and changing leaves. Or more along the lines of Florida terms, absolutely no difference whatsoever! Yaaaaaaaaaaaay!

    ...

    Read More

    18 comments · 1,485 views
  • 443 weeks
    I Believe A Proper Explanation Is In Order

    Uggggggggh.

    Oh yeah, right. My bad.

    Well, uh, people... yeah, it's been rough. On me at least. You guys on the other hand could still be having a rad time. Or something. I'm not trying to put you down here. Just trying to be... real? I guess.

    Read More

    51 comments · 1,290 views
  • 444 weeks
    Dear God

    I forgot to mention it was my birthday like two days ago. Damn, I've been busier than I thought.

    Oh, also, writing a novel. Because I'm a neeeeeeerd.

    32 comments · 1,507 views
  • 449 weeks
    Whelp I Guess I Should Mention My Vacation Thingy

    Lemme tells ya, trying to find a decent internet reception in Miami sucks balls. But on the bright side they have incredibly fruity drinks over here, which is rad.

    Also holy fuck so much shit in my feed message. Haven't checked Skype in a long time. So many things. So little time.

    ...

    Eh. So how are you guys doing?

    14 comments · 1,408 views
Nov
16th
2014

AMA · 5:14am Nov 16th, 2014

I'm gonna get out of the hospital on Monday, I can now use both thumbs without crying in pain, and best of all my new voice typer thingy merbober is working like a charm! I'm already making a huge leap in original fiction (you'd be surprised how much you talk to yourself when you literally have nothing else to do in a hospital bed), and will hopefully make it big with a submission to Asimov Monthly, the best science fiction monthly magazine publication EVER! Or, if not that, back to small time publications in lesser known sci-fi monthly magazines while I wallow in self pity. Whoopy!

Also, since I'm doing muuuuuuuuch better now, I'm running this AMA for y'all to ask me whatever. And some answers I'll knock right off the bat before they're asked: the accident I was in involved a freeway, my car, and a truck to the right of me that was speeding down while making a left turn without a turn signal. What resulted later was my car crashing into his bumper, then spinning out of control, and then me receiving damage on most of the right side of my body. Thank god for airbags, am I right?

Anyway, since that's all in the past and done with, ask away my awesome peeps and friends and amigos and compadres and acquaintances of various friendship levels!

Report RainbowBob · 767 views ·
Comments ( 82 )
2D

Why did you un-follow me?

Simple question, ammi'rite?

Do you mind at all that I'm doing my own Saturday Night featured review in your place?

y r u so ghey? :rainbowhuh:

Also, who is best senpai?

2597823 I wish I'd have the chance to have him watch me. Count yourself lucky.

What kind of pain killers did you get?

2D

2597827

Not sure if you're being snide or genuine. Maybe both.

I didn't count myself lucky, since he's one of many human beings. But he was a cool guy, and I was surprised to see him not in my followers list one day.

2597829 Well, time to get used to it. Follows come and go.

Why are you such a butt? :rainbowwild:

Favorite Spongebob episode?

Favorite food?

If you were stuck on an island and could only bring one thing, what would it be?

Same question, except one pony.

Do you love me?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop?

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

What is the sound of one hand clapping?

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, why am I asking you this question?

If you had the choice between reading self-insert clop and any story involving Nyx, how fast do you shoot the person who forced you into this situation?

Edit: On a serious note, I am glad to hear that you get out of the hospital on Monday. Keep us posted, my good sponge.

What are you planning for your next writing project once you're all healed up?

2D

2597830

I already am used to it? I lose a lot of followers.

This is an AMA: I just wanted to know why he un-followed me. It's simple as that?

Majin Syeekoh
Moderator

Belt or suspenders?

Does this mean the insurance on said idiot's vehicle will be footing the medical bills?

What's my best quality?

Both of your thumbs! You have a future as a critic yet.

Do you watch JonTron?

2597823
Either a) you changed your username so I no longer recognized you, or b) you changed your avatar recognized you. Also fiiiiixed.

2597825
I mind that hole in your wallet that's gonna come from spending so much money on booze.

2597826
Because I is da gheyest sponge eva.

2597828
Pretty color rainbow pills. :D

2597831
You know damn well why. :V

2597832
Pickles. Pickles. Pickles. Pickle pony. I don't love you more than pickles, sadly. ;—;

2597833
27. Another 27. A fap. Because you are pondering the nature of existence but would rather waste time here. 27 seconds.

2597834
I'dunno, probably something about the big Five Nights at Freddy's craze but written for dark sci-fi. I already had a story get popular with anthropomorphic robot animals leading a robot revolution by murdering most of the children on Earth, but this I can probably take to another direction and involve more of a 60's craze to how advanced robot technology allows for mechanical servants. Something along those lines, probably similar to post-war Fallout in terms of advanced future tech stuck in a time period for years on end, but probably with less apocalypse.

2597838
Both. Every time.

2D

2597854

Ah, cheers man. I was just wondering is all.

Yeah my old username was Vocal Brony.

Why do you have both FNAF games on your wishlist?

2597842
For the most part yes, but I'm not gonna sue the guy or anything.

2597856
Oh riiiiiiight. Yeah, sorry. I usually unfollow someone if I really can't remember/recognize them. My bad. :(

2597852
Nope, still no clue who he is.

2597848
Discord #1.

2597847
Best to use both to gouge out eyeballs with! =D

2597845
I'd say big penis but I'm gonna go with large penis.

2D

2597863

No problems. All my blogs nowadays are poetry anyway. Although I have got a neato story about Spike that's two chapters from being done. You haven't missed much, don't worry. ;D

2597854 Goddamn, man, responses like this are why I fucking love you. :heart:

2597854 Funny thing is . . . I'm doing it sober. :twilightsheepish:

2597861
Because I want them. :V

2597869
Ahahahaha gooooood luck with that.

2597863 He's a reviewer of things, main;y video games. He has a very Nostalgia Critic-style way of reviewing.

What does it feel like when sponges have sex?

Can you give me an opinion on my unpublished fic that I asked you very nicely pleasie weasie a while ago to read?
:twilightblush:

2597870 I'll link it to you when I'm done. :twilightsmile:

2597872 Well, I ain't dead yet.

2597876
Hit me up on Skype.

2597875
Get two sliced pickles together and then rub them against one another. Same basic process.

Weel hyou help uhs captoor eet fohr kay-oss?

If you are killed by a freak accident involving an MRI scanner, two Tootsie Rolls, and every tv/movie incarnation of General Zod before leaving the hospital, who/what will you haunt?

Three things.

One was the truck that hit you a Ford?

Two did you crash near Indianapolis?

And three How long have you been in the hospital again?

2597885 Best question.

2597880 I'll bring flowers to your funeral. Rest in kill, Lizardman.

2597885
I'd haunt James Samples for allowing Samurai Jack to be canceled on Cartoon Network without a resolved ending because THAT IS TOTAL FUCKING BULLSHIT.

What's the submission to Asimov Monthly about?

2597894
What game console you have?

How the fuck do you break BOTH THUMBS? One makes sense, but both? I thought I had bad luck.

hope you get well

2597863 Jesus Bob, we all already knew how big my penis is. Something else. God.

On a scale of 'baby carrot' to 'chapstick container', how tiny is your penis?

2597895
Basically abandoned spaceshuttle is discovered at the edges of known occupied territory. Indo-American spaceship is sent to inspect it before a Ruso-Chinese spaceship could beat them to the punch. Pilot enters and explores the craft, realizes it's his own, along with the long dead astronaut being him as well, kept alive by the life support of his suit. What follows is worm holes, distorted perspective of space and time, a few eldritch abominations here and there, and how one person's anguish gives birth to the staaaaaars.

2597897
Xbox and Gamecube masterrace.

2597899
My thumbs are fine. I wasn't able to use my right one for a while because my hand is broken, but now I'm able to move it well enough.

2597904
Your balls are bigger than Jupiter.

2597906
It's around "alexmagnet's amount of talent" range. :heart: =P

2597914
I have Xbox 360? (Gamertag: Ltmajordude)
You have one?

What is the secret of Soylent Green?

Can you go here and suggest to Bad Horse which one of his fics he should show to the nice professional author reviewer-lady that he won a review from for racking up so much donations for the Clarion thingy a few months ago?

Hint: tell him to show Pony Play for maximum wtf, lol

Login or register to comment