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10 weeks
The last research paper I worked on has published at last.

The process is REALLY slow. I finished all my work on this 3 years ago.
https://www.pnas.org/doi/10.1073/pnas.2316969121
This one uses a lot of my histology and in-situ hybridization with RNAscope results.
But no more science for me. Now I build houses and driveways... and rip them apart too! It's a sort of yin-yang thing I've got going here.
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15 weeks
A comedic scene from a new Clouseua story I'm fiddling with...

I just came up with this, and imagining Peter Sellers delivering the line had me laughing for 5 minutes straight.
Clouseau, "For you see, the murderer was... the bullet!"
Guy in room, "The bullet?"
Clouseau, "Of course, no one would suspect the bullet of firing itself!"
Woman in room, "But that... that's madness!"
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33 weeks
THE PIRATE KING BREAKS THE NETFLIX ANIME ADAPTATION CURSE!!!

Only the Pirate King could do it...
It's as good as possible. You cannot do such a goofy anime any better than this, and it's GREAT! I friggin LOVED it.
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34 weeks
Last call for Bronycon items up on Ebay!

I'll be delisting all remaining MLP items Sept 1st to focus entirely on selling my huge stash of collectible magazines, which take up vastly more space than the MLP items. Everything here fits into a single flat box I can pick up with one hand. The magazines... weigh over 700 lbs total. Sooooo, kinda makes sense to deal with those ASAP!
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40 weeks
Last Bronycon items up on Ebay!

I'll be delisting all remaining MLP items at the end of the summer to focus entirely on selling my huge stash of collectible magazines, which take up vastly more space than the MLP items. Everything here fits into a single flat box I can pick up with one hand. The magazines... weigh over 700 lbs total. Sooooo, kinda makes sense to deal with those ASAP! Around Sept 1 is when the MLP items are
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Nov

6th

2014

"Eaten Alive"... by an anaconda... Oh, Discovery... da fuq. · 11:19pm Nov 6th, 2014

So yeah, publicity stunt of a guy in a special suit trying to get swallowed by a giant snake.

Uh-huh...

Sure...

As usual with this sort of thing (like the Bigfoot specials and Loch Ness Monster and Oak Island and everything else...) there will be a long-winded hyping of history and physiology of how this is possible and people who got eated up in da past and blah blah blah, and then the snake doesn't even try cuz the guy has all the metal and stuff on or gives up pretty quickly and nothing happens.

But there in an ominous part to all this: Discovery has Pony.... WHAT ARE THEY GOING TO DOOOOOOO?!?!?!?

Season 5: Next on "Eaten Alive in Equestria": Fluttershy is swallowed whole by a dragon to get over her fears AND give a lesson on mineralovore digestive physiolgy! Dash is consumed by a Quarry Eel to illustrate the dangers of flying through Ghastly Gorge! Rarity volunteers to be part of an ancient ritual with the Sea Serpent race, and the twist is that it involves her becoming a sacrifice! (Spike is jelly that he didn't eat her when he had the chance!) Celestia is eaten by Discord! IT'S TOTAL CARNIVOROUS CRAZINESS!!

(Executive several weeks later: "I can't understand why the ratings keep falling! I thought these were GREAT ideas when I demanded the production department do it or I'd fire them all!")