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Rust


Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.

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  • 406 weeks
    Do not adjust your sets

    Hey all, sorry but this isn't Rust.

    This is Handyman speaking, for those of you who don't know, I'm that guy who writes that fic with that other guy who does the things. Those of you who aren't laughing at the fact I now have an account with a batpony avatar, you have no soul and your first born child will be ginger.

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  • 425 weeks
    Storytime With Rust; Vol. XLVI

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  • 425 weeks
    Pink Slip

    All;


    Think I'm done here.

    Explanation and details regarding the continuation of stories (which will be finished) and account inheritance to follow shortly.


    Yours,

    --Uncle Rust

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  • 443 weeks
    Change of Duty Station

    Friends,

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  • 450 weeks
    CAKEDAY PRESENT FOR YOU ALL

    #PROMPTSTOMPERS2015

    HEY, YOU!

    ...YEAH, YOU.

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Nov
1st
2014

That one time i did a thing · 2:04am Nov 1st, 2014

Hey, you. Yeah, you! Ever want to hear my sexy, sexy voice? Now you can!

Seriously, though. Don't fuckin' chase that laser. You're gonna die.

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I am not responsible for viewers slipping and falling in puddles of their own arousal.

#2 · Nov 1st, 2014 · · ·

My god, Rust has a channel. *subscribes*

You play on PS3?

2567110 Aww. PS4, then? Damn.

Rust: No Xbox 360 or Xbox One? But I only have those.... :pinkiesad2:

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Microsoft sold their soul to the devil.

>*listens to smexy rustvoice*
>*creams manpanties*

2567365 Maybe, but those cookies were awesome :rainbowlaugh:

Dude! You've got your own channel! *subs!*

Hey, you. Yeah, you! Ever want to hear my sexy, sexy voice? Now you can!

i.imgur.com/crw4Ifl.jpg

Destiny? It was meh. Nothing that someone else hasn't done better before in my opinion, but I do love the fact that you're using PS4. Playstation 4 can process circles around the xboone.

I'd love to see some PCmasterrace games. Try Chivalry: Medevil Warfare. That shit could puts hair on your chest.

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Unlikely. Considering my "rig" is a $350 laptop that can barely handle Fallout 3 at 20 fps.

I will never read these blogs the same way again

2567656 It's Fallout 3. Nothing can run that buggy mess at 20 fps.

2567656 You could probably run Team Fortress 2 if that's your thing. Then again, you can run TF2 on a toaster. Not even a nice toaster either, one of those beat up old 1950s ovens that people sell at flea markets.

2567656

Umm... Question. The guns were on the top, so why didn't you get close and underneath? I mean I didn't see guns underneath it and you would have been safe you know.

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Because if you get near it, the damn thing will rear up and slam back down, causing a huge shockwave in the immediate vicinity.

In the gaming world, we call this a "ground pound."

Basically, getting close = u gon die nigga

2716442 Figures. I kind of figured that. But no way should that happen? How will FUCKING GYROSCOPES COPE!? DOES IT JUMP UP AND DOWN OR WHAT!? LIKE LOOK AT ME I'M A FUCKING

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PRANCING BALLERINAS!

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