The support means the world to me, and thanks to your kind contributions I was able to go and visit my boy in Britain. I'll try and mock up a proper recap blog—though I am notoriously terrible at doing those, I don't think I've ever managed a proper recap blog for any of the various conventions I've gone to over the years. I guess there was420 flex 'em · 10:33am Oct 23rd, 2014
[12:22:50 AM] Hesistant Alien: lel
[12:22:59 AM] Hesistant Alien: i did a pretty autistic thing just now
[12:23:21 AM] Hesistant Alien: you know how it's kinda hard to piss after you cum?
[12:23:23 AM] Columbine: what did you do
[12:23:31 AM] The Crunk and Plasterful Tipsie: He continued existing
[12:23:36 AM] Columbine: idk i'll take your word for it
[12:23:45 AM] Hesistant Alien: well, i was standing over the toilet, wiping myself down of all the cum i just painted on my torso
[12:23:52 AM] Columbine: unf
[12:23:55 AM] Hesistant Alien: and i wasnt like
[12:23:56 AM] Hesistant Alien: pissing
[12:24:04 AM] Hesistant Alien: even though my bladder was about to explode
[12:24:15 AM] Hesistant Alien: so i just screamed "FLEX YOU MUSCLES" and
[12:24:18 AM] Hesistant Alien: flexed my muscles
[12:24:29 AM] Columbine: yeah that's pretty autistic
[12:24:32 AM | Edited 12:24:33 AM] Hesistant Alien: and I pissed so hard the toilet cracked in half
[12:24:37 AM] Columbine: lol
[12:24:42 AM | Edited 12:24:46 AM] Hesistant Alien: i mean, andrew won't get the joke
[12:24:47 AM] The Crunk and Plasterful Tipsie: Everything about this story is horrifying
>tryhard autism
Regi' you're failing me. :c
2551049 >4chan buzzords
>Actually using greentext outside of 4chan
blocked (^:
wut
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On that... note, if you have to go to the bathroom, but you have to wait/hold it, think about sex, and it will make your body wait, or something. *may be remembering the weird fact wrong*
I don't understand anything in this, but you have finally convinced me to go listen to Swans. I shall return here with my opinion when I am done.
You know what's odd? I usually HAVE to piss after having a wank.
At least don't mix them up. If your love-juices get mixed with piss inside your dick (usually caused by wanking -> improper cleaning -> pissing, or vice versa) you will be in PAIN.
Sounds kinda useful for anal water sports ^_^
Regi.
HOW.
0_0
Arrrrre you guys using autistic as a stand in for "stupid"?
2558397 social justice alert
2560015 No, I'm autistic, nothing to do with SJW stuff.
2569549 so am I
it's just slang, mang