Matrix Dash. We've been expecting you. · 3:00am Oct 17th, 2014
I logged onto my laptop for the first time since Babscon!
And oh boy, what did I find on my desktop? 40gb of porn Matrix Dash! My long time background companion.
And for those of you wondering how often I use my laptop... here's a little something I keep on the desktop as a reminder of my humble roots.
(still consider this my best, underrated or overlooked story. Non-clop comedy shipping? Is this the same Kaidan?)
I'm pretty sure I had about -6 followers back then when I wrote because I had passion, and not because I'm a heartless sellout who uses tears as lube and Stephen King novels as tissues.
Good times, good times all around. Well, now I've got all day tomorrow with nothing to do but sit here in my shorts, eating cheetos, and mastering Kerbel Space Program. Maybe I'll even write some pony. I have an epic "adventure" chapter of Dash of Humanity 2 to write after all, and as the aforementioned paragraph pointed out, my self-worth is determined solely by how much praise I get in this tiny, obscure corner of the internet.
nice
You doof! You'd get more praise if you poked your head in more often than you do now!
And besides, you'll need to work twice as hard to make up for the loss of Akumo.
Do it for the chuckle bunker, Kaidan. Remember the fallen.
Dash of humanity 1 and two are REALLY great and entertaining.
FireFox? Ew.
*Cough cough*
Nothin to see folks, nothin really note worthy
I gotta ask, how much Sparklebutt Bestpony?
im scarred to even know what is in ur porn stash
Lemme' guess, Soarin's gonna' fuck everyone over in the final chapter and Discord's butt tentacles release and doom the universe? No? Okay, then. Glad we got that out of our system.
Did you get the spicy Cheeto's?
Wow. It's hard to imagine that I wasn't there when FIMFic looked like that, yet at the same time it was just a little over a year ago.
Time doesn't fly, it uses speedhacks.
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Same, I've been on for almost a year now.
In fact, oddly enough, I joined the same year as you and Kaidan. Huh.
--Sollace
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Yeah, to be young and naive.
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Akumo is gone? Well, I'm back. My move is over.
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Word! Swank new pad, Cheetos in every cabinet, surround sound system to stream pony music day in and day out, and all the living room fap sessions you can get!
And yeah. Permaban. Dumbshit
Genius of a person. But absolute dumbfuckery.
Good to have you back. Just make sure you don't get too much cum in the keyboard.