Just something I whipped together for fun one day, set to a possibly recognizable tune, all intended in good fun. And hey, given that I derived my Fimfic handle from a misremembered detail of the Mikado, it's only appropriate. 
Goodness, it’s been almost two years since I last checked in on Trailblazer’s adventures. IDW putting out comics almost as quickly as I could review them will do that, especially given all of the G5 video media coming out concurrently.
I have an interesting dilemma with an upcoming story, and thus I turn to the Fimfic public (or that portion of it that sees these blogs) for its wisdom.
No, it’s not about a Jabberwock made of Legos. That would be a Hearthstone card blog. The first Tell Your Tale special is about the extreme lengths and depths Izzy will go to to overcome a creative block. Let’s take a look.
If ever there were a time to look at Kkat’s signature work, it would have been several weeks ago, when the Fallout decks came out, or possibly several years before that. Since this is the first hole in my schedule after those decks’ release, we’re looking at it now.
Four years ago, a small purple unicorn read an ancient book of prophecy.
Rather more years ago than that, a child was born.
Funny how this sort of thing syncs up. Happy birthday to me. 
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Happy birthday!
Happy Birthday, FoME!
Hope you have a good one, colleague of Derp!
Happy Birthday!
How's it feel to almost be middle-aged ya old fart? :p
Have an awesome day FoME!
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Exactly how old do you think I am?
2523202 Probably about fifteen.
You are a horse, right?
2523215
I can neither confirm nor deny this.
2523202 Only the first 30 years have any real value. Don't waste any of them.
If you aren't making 6 figures by 30 you're basically a zombie working menial jobs. And also the age the average person starts getting replaced by younger blood.
I suppose one's life span can increase a bit depending on how long they live off their family, which means you'll not be zombified into menial labor despite carrying an overpriced college degree, but that's just crunching numbers. Not to mention the amount of taxes and expenses that rise should one choose to marry, system is pretty archaic and still in hot debate on how to fix the issues married people face.
So, far as being able to enjoy one's life before the clutches of mandatory labor (barring living off family or being rich) sucks all sense of fun and free will from you.
DOOM!
DOOMIE DOOM-DOOM, I say!
15 us is basically the MIDDLE AGE of one's life span. Go make as many memories as you can now. You have to normally kick a lot of butt and slave away most of your good years through a__
Well, why spoil things? XD
Have a Happy Birthday! 14 is a magical number anyways! <3
(Don't take this doom speak seriously though, many people tend to joke about being old long before their time. :P)
Happy birthday. I'm trying to think of something witty and friendly to put here, but all I can come up with are hollow "have a nice day"-type comments or things that probably sound much more hostile than I intend.
I'm really bad at wishing people a happy birthday.
2523261
The sentiment is appreciated, regardless of the words used to express it.
Happy birthday!
2523258 Creative, intelligent people find ways to enjoy themselves anywhere they are, no matter how old they are.
2523275 Aww~ thank you!
Happy birthday, FoME!
Well how about that. Happy birthday, and may you enjoy many more to come (after all, the longer you live, the more horsecards you can make!
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2523258
> Only the first 30 years have any real value. Don't waste any of them.
Happy birthday, FoME!
Happy birthday, may Pinkie come upon you when you least expect it
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2523586
May your next year be an interesting one.
Yo. B-birthday. 1994?
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Thank you, everyone. It was a very nice day, made the more so by your wellwishes.
2523586
Especially this one.
2524088
No. And no, that wasn't an invitation to guess the year. It's nothing personal, I just really don't like giving out any kind of identifying information.
HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAAAAAAAAAY
2525326 Naw, it's just that you were making it sound like you were twenty. In a way, that was my (one and only) guess. Happy B-day (B-birthday= Best Birthday(a sort of greeting)) anyways.