Well Guys, I Finally Saw It...

And let me tell you... it was worse than I had anticipated.

I actually saw this piece of fucking shit.

Final Verdict: Eat Shit / 4 Stars.

Comments

[Xray]

Well, I guess you can't argue with a movie master

[Super Trampoline]

Look, I'm a Christian, and wouldn't wish the left behind series on my worst enemies. (Probably the Koch Brothers right now.)

[CBM8]

I bet Nicolas Cage was the best actor (by default) in the movie. Although he looks likes shit and his suit jacket makes him look twice as large.

[moviemaster8510]

2511682 You should see his family photo in this movie. Some of the funniest shit I've seen all year.

[Pirate Jesus]

2510559
This. So much this.

[Azrael the alicorn]

When you're gonna do an actual review of EQG 2? I need to read something negative about it !

[moviemaster8510]

2530520 Some problems with this:

1.) I'm currently working two jobs that's taking up so much of my time, that watching a movie that I'm certain is not going to sit all that well with me is not something I look forwards to when I finally get home and can relax (besides, since one of those jobs is working at a movie theater, I have a wide disposal of far superior films that I can see for free).

2.) Judging by peoples' reactions to this movie (namely those I can trust to think subjectively), my guess is that this movie will register on the low part of "meh" for me, so even if I do see it, chances are that I won't have a whole lot to go into detail on (that is, not that I really would want to).

[Azrael the alicorn]

2531521 Meh is still better than Any review. He totally lost my respect, and i mean it this time.

[moviemaster8510]

2532111 The parasprite wrote one you may like.

[Azrael the alicorn]

2532927 Really? Can you link it to me?

[moviemaster8510]

2533908 Here.

[Azrael the alicorn]

2534092 Thanks!