My Little Critics · 12:38am Oct 5th, 2014
Yeah, sorry for doing these two in a row, but they've been clogging up my computer files and I wanted to bring them somewhere more productive.
This isn't exactly the most original idea in the book; heck, Avenging-Hobbits has already done some great videos with this theme on his YouTube channel. That being said, the idea of our favorite technicolored equines taking up the role of the Channel Awesome gang and friends was too tempting to avoid. So, this is just a list I made in my spare time for casting purposes. I don't think I'll have the time to turn this into anything productive, but I thought they might interest at least a few of you. And besides, who knows. Have a look!
Lauren Faust: Doug Walker
Twilight Sparkle: Nostalgia Critic
Night Light: Malcolm Ray
Twilight Velvet: Tamara Chambers
Smarty Pants: ThatOtherGuy
Princess Celestia: Santa Christ
Humdrum: Ma-Ti
Gizmo Poindexter: Douchey McNitpick
Suri Polomare: Mara Wilson
Tirek: Satan/Michael Bay/Teddy Ruxpin
Diamond Tiara: Evilena
Hoity Toity: Syamalan
Discord: Raoul Puke
Can O’Beans: Chester A. Bum
Sunset Shimmer: ThatGuyWithTheGlasses
Trixie: Angry Video Game Nerd
Octavia Melody: Kyle Justin
Scorpan: Super Mecha Death Christ 2000
Discord: The Game Glitch Gremlin (What? The Lord of Chaos can’t multitask?)
Dark Moon: The Ninja Master
Rarity: Nostalgia Chick
Coco Pommel: Nella
Princess Cadance: Elisa
Dr. Block: Nurse Redheart
Dr. Tease: Nurse Snowheart
Opalescence: Mignon
Applejack: Linkara
Applebloom: Pollo
Sweetie Belle: Iron Liz
Babs Seed: Margaret
Scootaloo: 90s Kid
Donut Joe: Harvey Finevoice
Mane-iac: Dr. Linksano
Meadow Song: Ninja Style Dancer
Daring Doo: Alex Munroe
Ponyacci: Boffo the Clown
Hugh Jelly: Snowflame
Bulk Biceps: Cable
Ahuizotl: Lord Vyce
Winona: Nimue
Nightmare Moon: The Entity
Braeburn: The Gunslinger
Granny Smith: Fat Grandma
Big Macintosh (Nightmare Night): Moarte
Rainbow Dash: Spoony
Tank: Oreo
Lightning Dust: Doctor Insano
Lucky Clover: The Gate Cleaner
Iron Will: The Ultimate Spoony
Pinkie Pie: Angry Joe
Maud Pie: Other Joe
Marble Pie: Lisa Foiles
Flim and Flam: Coporate Commander and the Overlord (not shown)
Vinyl Scratch: Paw Dugan
Soarin: Benzaie
Fluttershy: MarzGurl
Zecora: Bennet the Sage
Big Macintosh: Handsome Tom
Spike: 8-Bit Mickey
Fancy Pants: Cinema Snob
Cheese Sandwich: JewWario
Time Turner: Phelous
Pipsqueak: Film Brain
Gilda: Obscurus Lupa
Prince Blueblood: Todd in the Shadows
Featherweight: Luke Mochrie
Starswirl the Bearded: The Last Angry Geek
Peppermint Twist: Little Ms. Gamer
Chief Thunderhooves: HopeWithinChaos
Shining Armor: Suede
Trenderhoof: CR
Derpy Hooves: JesuOtaku
Royal Pin: Nash
Cranky Doodle Donkey: SadPanda
8-Bit: ThatSciFiGuy
Upper Crust: OanCitizen
Princess Luna: Diamanda Hagan
Neon Lights: Rap Critic
Lyra Harpstrings: Brentalfloss
Evil Celestia: Giant Robotic Donkey Kong Jesus Riding a Puff of Smoke
Queen Crysalis: President Kevin Baugh
King Sombra: Malachite
Filthy Rich: The Executor
Garble: Lame R. Prick
Huh, funny. I had an idea similar not too long ago. Here's a hint.
2507277 Admittedly, the image of demon Sunset tearing into All-Star Batman and Robin does bring a smile to my face.
But I kind of find it hard to imagine Gilda publish half of what Sol Brodsky did, since half of them were sexist.
2507389 Yeah... Really just went with random names on that part... Sombra DOES fit Liefeld though.
2507503 True. Though if I had to pick, the shadow manipulating dictator with fangs and glowing eyes would be the more subtle of the two.
2507752 True
Gilda as Lupa is unexpectly perfect.
And as for Cheese Sandwich as Jewario....*sobbing intensifes*
THIS IS THE BEST THING
2508052 Yeah, I was momentarily tempted not to include JewWario out of respect, but at the end of the day, I think it'd be more disrespectful to try to ignore his impact on the site than it would be to include him posthumously.
And personally, I think the casting becomes its most amusing when you consider the relationship implications. If I actually used this idea, Rarity, Gilda, and Blueblood would be in love triangle until Gilda hooked up with Time Turner. She also would be in a rivalry with Fancy Pants and would've dressed as Snow White during the search for Sombra's Hand.
2752039 Yeah, I don't like to do things halfway. That's probably why I've never actually written any, you know, fan fiction on this site. To get a full story done to my own personal satisfaction would probably take up way too much of my time, particularly given that I tend to work at stuff all at once instead of gradually over time. I think this list, for example, distracted me for over a week when I was supposed to be doing schoolwork.