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kits 912086

Joined July 2011
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    kits's Stories (9)

    • Twilight's List
      Twilight Sparkle must go on a date to complete her List

      48,653 words · 20,929 views · 2,187 likes · 42 dislikes
    • Who We Are
      A chilling letter from Celestia throws the girls' world upsidedown
      18,828 words · 11,469 views · 1,203 likes · 26 dislikes
    • I Do
      A practical joke reveals hidden feelings
      10,246 words · 8,603 views · 798 likes · 16 dislikes
    • Storm
      Ponyville must work together to survive a storm.
      5,559 words · 3,344 views · 246 likes · 8 dislikes
    • Goddammit Pinkie Pie
      1,417 words · 5,910 views · 326 likes · 29 dislikes
    • Chancing Canterlot
      6,330 words · 1,652 views · 68 likes · 3 dislikes
    • Thirty Minute Ponies
      2,662 words · 524 views · 55 likes · 2 dislikes
    • Pink and Blue
      1,137 words · 832 views · 120 likes · 9 dislikes
    • Featherfall
      4,500 words · 837 views · 44 likes · 2 dislikes
    Jun
    16th
    2012

    So um. Yeah.

    Sorry about that GDIPP update. The rest of the pre-readers were having an awesome secret santa fanfic thing and I was too busy to participate. It was sad, because it sounds like it was great fun. So I wrote that instead.

    Again, I apologize for making you read that. Please don't throw pears at me. "Pear" and "Rape" use the same letters, and I don't like being peared.

    kits · 26 views

    Comments ( 27 )

    #1 · 48w, 5d ago · · ·
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    :rainbowlaugh:

    #2 · 48w, 5d ago · · ·
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    *puts his pear away* >v>

    #3 · 48w, 5d ago · · ·
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    It's only pear if you don't apple. >;3

    #4 · 48w, 5d ago · · ·
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    wat:rainbowderp:

    #5 · 48w, 5d ago · · ·
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    No pears this time. All is forgiven. :twilightsmile:

    #6 · 48w, 5d ago · · ·
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    I have no idea what's going on :derpyderp1:

    I must have missed something, but whatever.

    #7 · 48w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>176748 i was thinking the same thing...:applejackunsure:

    #8 · 48w, 5d ago · · ·
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    #9 · 48w, 5d ago · · ·
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    kits

    STOP HAVING BABIES

    you'll write more.

    #10 · 48w, 5d ago · · ·
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    omg i wish metafics were still allowed...i just had the greatest idea:pinkiegasp:

    #11 · 48w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>176773

    Just make a new chapter on an existing fic :D

    #12 · 48w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>176787 oh yeah...oops:facehoof:

    #13 · 48w, 5d ago · · ·
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    So many ponys apologize to ponies...I am getting sick of it

    You just take your time, every writer take his/her time. You have no need to fulfill our desires, instead most of us should just be happy that ponies like you take their time to write for our joy.

    #14 · 48w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>176817

    I'm not apologizing for being slow. I'm apologizing for posting a "chapter 2" of Goddammit Pinkie Pie. Because it is the worst possible thing. Seriously.

    I've got most of Who We Are mapped out and am roughly 1/2 done. I need to make my beta-readers tell me if I'm rushing and also try not to make it drag on too long. With the two newborns, I feel ANY progress is amazing. I've gotten ~1000 words this week, so I'm happy with that.

    And yes, the chapter 2 of GDIPP is bad. It is so bad. This is a fact. Whether it's bad enough to make you laugh is up in the air, but it is terrible.

    #15 · 48w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Horrible

    HORRIBLE?

    CHOCOLATEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    That made me laugh harder than it should have, Kits.

    #16 · 48w, 5d ago · · ·
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    It is probably for real better than My Little Dashie. But not Eternal. Eternal is amazing.

    #17 · 48w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>176756

    omfg that was the funniest shit I have read ever.

    "It was so hot you have no idea"

    *dies* :rainbowlaugh:

    #18 · 48w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Ah cool. I don't track that one so I didn't know. Awesome,I'll read later.

    #19 · 48w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>176828 Oh dear Celestia it is so bad. I'm not sure I can keep reading.

    Edit: Okay, that was the worst thing. Reminds me a lot of SBAHJ. :rainbowlaugh:

    #20 · 48w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>176940

    It is bad, and yet you give me blue horse bird laughing?

    #21 · 48w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>176943 it was the worst thing in the best way

    #22 · 48w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>176943 Yes. Scrub Jay Horse is amused by bad things like hilariously bad stories about the horses. :raritywink:

    #23 · 48w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Is it wrong that I use a small cannon to launch pears at myself?

    Lol :pinkiecrazy:

    Because then Id be launching rapes at myself, I guess?

    #26 · 48w, 5d ago · · ·
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    wat

    #27 · 48w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>176768

    Babies are so much easier to make, though!

    (they take less time than my fics, as well)  :facehoof:

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