No Saturday Night Featured... Tonight · 12:43am Sep 28th, 2014
Fimfic just went through some maintenance shit. Derpy and everything. I lost most of the blog I already made, and at this point I sure as hell won't rewrite the entire damn thing again. Maybe you guys will get a Sunday Night Featured, but for tonight, fucking forget it. I'm pissed. Here, have some stories and shit.
In the lands lost to the ferocity of the Sun, Celestia wanders. Across countless miles she has traveled, all in pursuit of one thing. Under the Sun's gaze, she shall acquire what was lost in the past, and gain something new for the future.
Yes, an anthro story, I know, buuuuuuuuuuuut the tag is an unexpected twist I think you'll all enjoy. Or at least laugh at. Either one!
History records that Nightmare Moon was sealed away inside the moon, but there are some who challenge that account. They claim that she was banished not into it, but onto its surface. Of course, they're completely wrong.
But let's assume they're right. What did she do on the moon? How did she keep herself entertained? How did the stars aid in her escape? And when the answers to those questions are revealed, can she ever live them down?
Rainbow Dash is stuck in a rut.
Her longer stories, while well-received, aren't giving her the attention she craves.
Then, the verve hits her.
The rest is history.
After years of gathering magical artifacts and assorted doohickeys, Trixie feels it's finally time to open up her own shop. The only problem is that she's located right across the street from The Golden Oaks Library, much to the annoyance of Ponyville's resident librarian-turned-princess. Luckily none of the stuff Trixie is selling is cursed, or so she's telling ponies.
No Saturday night featured?
Are you sure it's because you don't want to go over a particular fic that's currently in there?
Clearly there weren't enough stories proclaiming that they got featured so FiMfiction.net itself conspired to prevent Rainbowbob from posting a review of the box.
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I know from the title alone, I wouldn't touch that fiction with a ten-foot pole.
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It got legit featured on the mature box? Fucking hell.
Boo! Hisss!
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Pretty sure that's why. >;L
I can only imagine Rainbowbob's face when he lost his long blog.
I imagine it went something like
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2489072 How dare you accuse Boob of such an act
Well... tonight I made an author butthurt.
RainbowBob, you can avoid this tragedy next time by typing it in a word document or using Lazarus. Very good tool to restore text.
Wait. You write long blog posts in the online composition window? I don't even risk moderate mail replies in the online composition window.
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I am stupid.
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Look at the previous statement.
I for one will miss my weekly dose of drunken cursing and opinions on pony stories.