Wrote this somewhere else, but I'm gonna repeat it here because it's important. Wrote it about horsewords, someone's specific response to some specific horsewords, but it applies to a lot of things.
Hi. I wrote a book. Like an actual, for-real book on paper and stuff. One that you can buy, right this minute, with real money. It's cheap, it's entertaining, it's available right now in both print and e-book formats. And over the
I know that feel bro. Happy birthday
Have a happy birthday song!
Congratulations on making it for another loop around the sun.
You should hopefully do something nice for yourself.
CONGRADGULATIONS MEGA AUTHOR HOPE YOU GET AWESOME PRESENTS
Has it already been a year since the last time I wished you happy birthday?
Dayum.
This seems familiar, I think I know a little about how you feel.
Happy birthday!
My inner linguist insists that you can have 'the worst' out of two options. (where is detective Monk emote when you need one?)
also
disregard even numbers, acquire birthday
Viva la revolución. Around the sun, that is.