Ten Points From Gryffindor

Where the hell did all these Severus Snape fics come from all of a sudden?

Fimfiction, you get on the strangest kicks sometimes...

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[devas]

I thought it was just the one? I certainly haven't seen different ones around :-/

Also: five night's at freddy's. I knew nothing about that game, and I'm proud to still know nothing about it based on how obnoxious those fics seemed.

[howard035]

I want to see Snape shouting that in his sleep.

[xjuggernaughtx]

2459993 There's Always and Another Life on the front page, and I'm pretty sure I saw another Snape fic on the front page yesterday. I just can't remember the name of it.

[RBDash47]

Right?!

[Twi-Fi]

Right?

[FanOfMostEverything]

Hypothesis: Alan Rickman is a brony. He set up and/or hijacked multiple user accounts.

[xjuggernaughtx]

2459995 I don't really seen Snape as a sleeper. I think he'd hate it. I think he probably whipped up some sort of potion that would allow him to avoid it somehow. Or at least a potion that would make sure he didn't dream. I think Snape would find dreaming torturous, much in the way that he found finding the picture of Lily and James Potter torturous. He was compelled to find it, but it tore at him. I think sleep would be like that every night for him, and eventually he'd want to find a way around it. Either he'd wake up to find his dreams haven't come true, or he'd have nightmares about Lily being with James.

[xjuggernaughtx]

2460025 Man, wouldn't it be great if he did some voice acting on the show? I'd love that.

THE BALL'S IN YOUR COURT, RICKMAN!

[howard035]

2460036 ...Now you're doing it. The infection is spreading!
Just kidding, 2460025 has probably figured it out. As we speak, all the Snape stories are getting comments from a sock puppet account along the lines of: "You will write more chapters immediately, and you will reach the feature box. It would be...unwise to disappoint me."