Gonna be going away for a few weeks and possibly a few months. (Plus avatar change) · 12:19am Sep 4th, 2014
Let's make this short: since the good people in my chain of command—much like the lovely people who would find themselves reading this particular blog post— have made the grave error of placing their misguided trust in my ability to not be totally incompetent, I'll be attending a 21-day prerequisite training course for a 61 day training course. The former of which starts on birthday, thus proving my cynical personal view that birthdays shouldn't be celebrated past 9 years old and only serve as reminders that all we've done is take one step closer to the casket in our lives.
I should note that I cannot fail the aforementioned 21 day course for anything short of an injury and the only way out is to graduate or quit, and quitting is not an option because I was told to graduate and I am the most obedient little sub ever... sub here meaning subservient individual, not whatever sick S&M label popped into your head at that moment (although I like where your mind's at ;D). If all goes well, then I'm afraid that we just won't see eachother for a few months, dear reader, but you will be missed.
In the mean time, since I've only got 4 days or 11 days before I lose access to the net and other word processors, I'm going to work my ass off to ensure that I leave y'all with something story-wise before I go, but it's not like this is the first time I've gone a couple of months without writing something. Payback is a Switch readers know what I'm talking about!
Right guys?
Also, I'm now The Centipede from Dial H. Godot will always be my number one, but it's time to try on new personas.
Loathe,
Your Antagonist
GO FORTH!
We'll keep the porch light on for you.
~Skeeter The Lurker
You... you're not going to a "cure your gay" camp are you?
Also :<
Thanks for letting us know. I hope it all goes well and I wish you the best.
Ranger School?
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Guh... have fun with that, dude. I am man enough to admit that I am not hardcore enough for that shit. See, there are two things about me that prevent me from going to Ranger School:
1. I like to eat.
2. I like to sleep.
In all seriousness, that's impressive, man. Best of luck.
Enjoy all Ft Benning has to offer! I assume Ranger school is still there...
The "new" infantry museum was awesome when I was there in July; not that you'll have much time for that!
Good luck, and keep your head down.
>cynical person
Literally, every realistic person, with no sense of societal symbolism, so you could say cynical.