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Aquaman's Feel-Bad Story Time Hour (Or: At This Point Whatever's Going On with Me and Flurry Heart Is Frankly None of Your Business)

Did you enjoy (in a figurative sense) me writing about Flurry Heart being in a toxic relationship in "And I Hope You Die"? Have you been thinking (in a literal sense), "You know, I bet the result of that toxic relationship's end is going to be that cotton-candy pony princess doing things that would be war crimes if she didn't win the war she crimed in?"
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36 weeks
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"I am big. It's the [website] that got small."
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43 weeks
I Ain't Fall Off, I Just Ain't Release My New Shit

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86 weeks
'Sup

Hey, horsefic folks. How it's hanging?
I hope "in Bellevue" is at least some of your answers, because that's where I'll be in a few hours and will remain through the EFNW weekend. I'll be, as always, six-foot-four and affably daydrunk, so say hi to anyone who meets that description and sooner or later it's bound to be me.
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146 weeks
Regarding Less-Than-Positive Interpretations of Pride

Let's get a quick disclaimer out of the way before we really get going: I don't like foalcon. By "foalcon" here, I refer specifically to M-rated stories that depict characters who are very clearly meant to be minors engaging in sexually explicit conduct with other minors and/or adults. Not a fan of it! I find it gross on a personal level, I think it's morally reprehensible that a site of this
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Sep

1st

2014

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In light of the announcement that he has placed first in Equestria Daily's Outside Insight Summer Fanfic Contest, Aquaman would like to express his sincere regret for his current state of incoherence. He appreciates and thanks you for your patience, and would like to assure all of you that he will produce a more composed summation of his thoughts on the contest later this evening, presumably once he's stopped screaming.

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