Coming To Terms With My True Self · 8:37am Aug 31st, 2014
Today while smoking a phenomenal amount of weed I came to a conclusion
I wasn’t cursed with being white
I’m simply Hitler trapped in a white man’s body
I’m hitlergender now
my pronouns are
hit/ler/hitself
A friendly reminder POC privilege is not being oppressive by nature
POC’s should recognize that some not everyone is capable of being an ally
Telling a Hitlergendered person to check their privilege, or calling them out for problematic language, is very ablest
I’ve come to terms with my hitlergenderism and decorated my room with pictures of hitler x goebbels slash
I even have a hitler headmate
I hope that one day everyone will come to peace with their inner and true self, especially if it is hitler
Also looking for any machinekin who identify as gas chambers so we can hook up and have a good time :)
A satire of sorts? It seems as subtle as a hammer ringing its blows on the anvil of a cosmic forge. I don't understand.
I did nazi that coming.
GET IT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAUBHAKHBJAYGBUEYAKBHAHBJVHKB
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You are using words I don't understand
You're oppressing me
2416197 you're trivializing my serious issues
you're oppressing me
Give back Scootaloo's scooter.
2416205 You're asking me to give back what I rightfully own now
you're oppressing me
regi, i know you are putting a clown facade to hide your true issues.
...you are actually into jews, are you not
On the one hand, you've succintly summed up a lot of what is wrong with tumblr sjws, but on the other...
oppressoppressoppressoppressoppressoppressoppressoppressoppressoppressoppressoppressoppressoppressoppressoppressoppressoppressoppressoppressoppressoppressoppressoppressoppressoppressoppressoppressoppressoppressoppressoppressoppressoppressoppressoppressopress
(just kidding we love you regi)
2416210 Y-you'r eaccusing me of doing slanderous things with the jewish plague
st-stop oppressing me...
baka
2416216 you're making fun of people oppressing me
stop oppressing me
Woah, I did nazi that coming... anne frankly all these oppressive comments are making me fucking fuhrious!
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fukin i know who your avatar is you lil shit
fukin tatsuya lover
I am a transnigger and this seems highly offensive.
hasa digi eebowai
Phenomenal amount of weed, huh? Must have been not enough.
2416218 i kame
2416227 hush, mayumi is my waifu
tatsuya never existed in my universe
pfft
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Able-bodied white male cishet neurotypical checking in
*does not check privilege cuz fuck that, life is good*
Maybe I should be a cop when I graduate. I hear some departments let their officers get away with murdering one brown person per year no questions asked. Then I can use my bonus to score mad hookers while taking drugs from the evidence locker
R U Triggrd yet
smoking weed at the sound of speed
No you're cursed with a hitler body with a skeleton inside
:^)
I support same-Hitler marriage.
I'm glad to see that you've finally come out! As Mark 4 Panzerkin myself (pronouns: turret/cannon/turretself), I can relate to feeling like you don't belong in this post-third reich society. But don't fear, soon all will be dust and ash beneath my steel wrought treads, I can just feel it! I've even been having past life regressions lately, last week I re-enacted the conquering of France in my mom's basement! I can't wait to crush all of the impure scum of the Earth during the inevitable victory of the glorious German Empire!
Too much pot in the brownie pan/got me baked faster than the brownies, maaan...
wieners
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Uh... what?
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AHahahahahahahahaha! This is amazing... You should post this to some feminist blog or another... and then post the flame war that follows...
2416227 You're making hilarious puns
you're oppressing me
2416246 You're getting offended by my lifestyle
You're oppressing me
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2416320 You're laughing at me
and therefore oppressing me
2416342 You're posting l-lewd photos of me
You're oppressing me
2416377 You're triggering me like an atomic bomb
You're oppressing me
2416274 You're implying that I don't smoke out enough
You're oppressing me
2416389 D-don't even joke about that kind of shit, man
2416445 You're using ironic shitpost maymay emojis
You're oppressing me
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2416258 you're posting links to jewtube
you're oppressing me
2416632 you're posting an ebin maymay
you're oppressing me
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2416652 You're confused by a simple expression of self
you're oppressing me
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2416379 at least these people understand what it's like
at least these people know what's truly going on
I foresee these people getting spared in my final solution :)
2416536 no u
2416809 You're implying I haven't already done this
You're oppressing me
also, fun fakt: most of feminism is extremely intolerant of the legitimate transgender community
2416847 I know, right? It's fucking dumb... But yah, reaction images or it didn't happen.
2416814 Viva la Hitler fuck you
2416889 You're referencing coldplay
You're oppressing me
I'm just hear to read the comments and eat pizza... If I'm oppressing anyone in any way, I apologize in advance.
(Wait, let me guess... I'm oppressing your opportunity to say you're being oppressed? I'm sorry... )
2416912 You're oppressing my opportunity to be oppressed by you oppressing my opportunity to be oppressed
and eating pizza
you're oppressing me
This may be dumb.
But it is also stupid!
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you're oppressing my ability to oppress you
therefore your oppressing me
2416920 You're quoting spongebob
you're oppressing me
2416926 you're disappointed in me
you're oppressing me
2416935 you're plagiarizing
you're oppressing me
2416939 You're repeating yourself
you're oppressing me
2416939 No.
This is Patrick.
This. This is why ler my favorite, Reg.
2416983 You're oppressing me
You're oppressing me
2416989 You're Patrick
and you're oppressing me
2417008 thank you for using my proper pronouns
2416918 *Cries in a corner*
2417027 ironic shitposting
OPPRESSION
2417037 crying is my trigger
you're oppressing me
Hitler did nothing wrong
2417061 Thanks for not oppressing me
I love you so much Regi.
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I'm sitting still and not doing anything. Is that still oppression?
2417079 You're lying to me
you're oppressing me
2417106 you're not doing anything to actively change how the world perceives the hitlergendered
you're oppressing me