2000 Follower Special! · 1:05am Aug 28th, 2014
Someone pointed out I hit 2,000 followers and as is standard for those with an inflated sense of self-worth from being a big deal on an obscure social website, that I should throw a celebration!
So to celebrate 2,000 followers I'm going to actually update something!
What do you mean that's not something to celebrate? I'm writing again! That's good!
Thanks to all 2,017 of you. It's such a big deal for me that I would like 18 of you to unfollow me so I can take a screenshot when I hit 2,000 again. Then, 1018 of you can unfollow me because I also forgot to take a screenshot at 1,000.... and if 2016 of you could unfollow me so I can get a picture of Daemon of Decay as my first follower... well that'd just be a christmas miracle.
But there will be updates. Schoolwork not-withstanding, they'll come soon™... sooner than my 666th blog, which I've already begun planning for.
Gratz. I've just gotten over the fifty mark and I find it as a great opportunity to revel! I'm decently surprised by just fifty.
Ok unfollowed, I'll refollow when you update something or blog post on something I've favorited
We're fucked. GG guys. GTFO!
Awesome! I can't wait until 200!
Was Daemon of Decay your first follower?
Does there happen to be someone on ths site with more blogposts than you? Or are you holding the record.
Also contgrats and the 2000 mark.
Congratulations and you are welcome on the two thousand followers!
2407434 Off the top of my head, the only person I know of with more blogs is Dunsparce, who has already passed 666.
Woah, just happened to get it. Yeah... I suppose a fake one may make you feel nice.
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I'd totally unfollow you en masse to allow the Christmas miracle to happen only to follow you once you give the word.
It will be like that imaginary guy leading us across the ocean cept you're real.
unfollowed
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Wow, that is a lot of blogs.
Con - Grates.
You justhave 1900 more stalkers then I have.
Ob the other hoof, you have been here an entire year beforeI signed up.
It is still the year of the horse, right?
I'll go try to Photoshop daemon as your first, then give it to you. Shouldn't be too hard.
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You're so awesome!
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The most honest, loyal follower ever. You're the only 2 who unfollowed though, and then Octavia Harmony is like "Look at me I haz photoshops" so I don't need 2014 people to unfollow me anymore, hehe. Go ahead and follow me again... I need 2015 more just like you!
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He was my 4th or 5th follower. The first is one of the "lurker" accounts that has the default avatar and they've never spoken to me, unless I'm way off base and they're actually like my biggest fan or something.
I'm Selbi's first follower. Apparently being someone's first is something you never forget.
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Hmm, I didn't know anyway to check blog post count. I do pretty much blog everything sometimes.......... and I deleted all my NSFW blogs (because lets face it, getting a picture of knighty laughing saying "haha this blog was nsfw and you can't even copy/paste the sfw bits out of it!" wasn't worth the trouble of keeping them around. Just like I may or may not have removed the shittiest of my bad stories to the elephant graveyard.)
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It is a lot of fun when you first start out. I remember thinking I'd never get a high follower count and I was just writing because I enjoyed it, so every 100 was a big deal. Then, I sold my soul to Poultron and went from 700 to 1900 overnight. Turns out, money really can buy everything.*
*This comment was a work of fiction. Any relation to actual black market deals is purely coincidence.
2409715 Don't know if you've done it already. Pro tip: Inspect element.
Thinking about it, I should have put it that I was one of the people Kaidan was following. Haha.
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Can't reply intelligently. Too busy crying self to sleep.
Yay! Bringing out our problems on random internet people!
In all seriousness though.
fine I refollowed. ya know the easiest way to have all 2017 of us unfollow you is to make a second account and start over lol
you need to make a blog for every follower you get
I for some reason have 2 followers. no idea who they even are or why.