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498 weeks
Goodbye Nig Nogs

I'm going to be honest for a few minutes. I fucking hate TGWCOP.
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498 weeks
Why I hate Knighty

Because he is a tyrant and running this site in manners similar to the Nazi party of Germany circa 1943. He must be stopped and I am employing both the Texas Rangers and Nigerian Navy to assist me. Obviously when he is executed for war crimes and treason against the crown America's economy will prosper once more and I will be a special guest on the Rush Limbaugh show.
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498 weeks
Obligatory Destiny Blog

Didn't even play, don't even care. I'm happily going back to Titanfall and Skyrim.
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498 weeks
I'm at it again! :trollestia:

So apparently once again it looks like I am headed to the wondrous state of Illinois in my never ending search of drugs and sex and various other illicit activities. Oh and I get to stop in the wondrous city of pizza and murder for about 12 hours while I wait on the oh so reliable Amtrak too! YIPPEE!
How the fuck do I get myself into these sexy misadventures?
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498 weeks
TWIZZLERS HOLY SHIT!

I has Twizzlers. Twizzlers are God's pubic hair. Everything is now ok.
I would literally trade sexual favors for Twizzlers.
4 comments · 520 views

Aug

27th

2014

LeL mum ur an fgt · 3:03am Aug 27th, 2014

> Le Mum: Son i'm taking your laptop away and not letting you drink until you finish your English Paper. Too many distractions otherwise.
> Le Me: But mum! Writing is liek masturbation! I write best when i'm drunk and alone in muh room on my bed!
> Le Mum: -weird uneasy glare- Ok son. Just promise me you wont get distracted and you'll actually do et?
> Le Me: I promise.
> Le Mum: Ok. it's under muh bed.
> Le Me: -Immediately goes and gets on Fimfiction.- Mum ur an totl fgt. Poniez 4 lyfe nigga.