My Little Unicorn: Magic Is Believing

It's what I reviewed this week. Wow, that was painful. I had this all ready to go a few days ago, but I decided to get it out now because... well, why not?

Expect something better for next week.

Comments

[Celestias Paladin]

Good Lord you really did do it?

[DarkCrusader28]

The horror, the horror!!

And BTW, the sequels are even WORSE, not kidding.

[iowaforever]

2403963 That I did. It was not fun. At all

2403964 I don't think there are enough Cyclonic Torpedoes to get through the sequels. Sounds fun

[Celestias Paladin]

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With the terrible horrible things he does to Equestria and her ponies I agree. I have plans for Celestia tearing the so-called Grand Ruler a new one

[iowaforever]

2403998 Sounds fun. I look forward to seeing it someday.

I have several. One involves the canon ponies, one involves Empress Celestia, one involves ponies and humans (spacefaring ones to show what a real militarized space faring species would act like), and one involves Orks. Lots of Orks.

[Celestias Paladin]

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Mine involves long lines, mind-walking, the Grand Ruler being an ass, and him being locked in a room with 4 Alicorns, a Changeling High Queen, the heirs to two of the tribal thrones, a couple squads of heavily armed and armored SpecOps Guardponies, and one Megan Williams, all of whom are really pissed off.

[DarkCrusader28]

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Personally I have my own idea, that includes MLU, TCB, the alicorns going into badass mode...

And Discord being a magnificent bastard on the side of good.

[iowaforever]

2404009 That sounds awesome! The Grand Ruler will not be so grand after that.

[Celestias Paladin]

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And out of all them the one he really has to worry about is Megan for she is someone the even Tirek fears. When the society's version of Satan is scared of you you know you are a badass

[Celestias Paladin]

With all the trouble they are having with Titan, perhaps it would be best to hire a professional Titan killer...
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Ok I know you're cool Eren but lets has someone who julienne Titans along with slicing and dicing them...

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Thank you Captain

[Celestias Paladin]

Just finished reading... you poor bastard, and if TVTropes is anything to go by it does get worse with the whole "star fleet" sequels, the 1984-ness becomes even more apparent with the reeducation camps

[nightcrawlerfan]

Well, I wouldn't go so far as to say that "We are God and the passing ships," but I get your point.
Also, I don't know about anyone else, but whenever the bad guys came together to device their gratuitous lack-of-a-plan, this song popped in my head:

And that's not a compliment.
Finally, am I the only one who now kind of wants to read a story where Bugs Bunny and Celestia just spend an afternoon pranking people?

[iowaforever]

2404804 I might have gone a bit overboard with that last metaphor, but it's not too big of an exaggeration.

And that idea about Celestia and Bugs going on a pranking spree... That needs to be done. I'd do it myself if I had time, but it still needs to be done

[Saltyoven]

here's my idea for an ending to this drivel have someone come into the authors room, and beat the shit out of him with an aluminum baseball bat. Then after he gets up, beat the shit out him again with a tire iron. It wouldn't make up for everything else we've seen, but at least we can say it had a satisfying ending.

[spideremblembrony]

We cut to who knows how far in the future and are introduced to our protagonist, a white and brown winged unicorn with a golden horn (we get it) with “AOoC” written on his chestplate.

I know what that stands for! Actually Out of Character!... Right?

That was clever! You are genius!

Rhymey.

MY ARCHNEMESIS! He has returned. Let me get my chainsaw.

(This next part is sung to the chorus of “Let It Go”, from Frozen)

Shoot me now/ Shoot me now!

Don’t make me read any more.

Shoot me now/ Shoot me now!

This fic is such a bore.

And yet, this was better than Mykan’s attempts to put music into a fan fic.

They go to Redwood and find the monster, a giant flower with teeth… I’m just going to imagine Biollante’s rose form.

I would have, but I doubt Mykan was that clever.

You know… Right now I feel sorry that I ever insulted Avatar Avani and her work. I almost feel sorry that I called Skye a dumbass, that I thought Tyler was a terrible name for a Water Tribesmen, and that she totally failed as an Avatar (almost). I’m sorry that I called Kalani an idiot, and got mad at ShayNiccals for butchering Asami and Korra’s characters. I’m sorry that I called Jupiter Williams a Mary Sue, that I felt she was an idiot for not telling people abut her abuse problems or her rushed relationship with Kaldur.
I am truly sorry about that, and I hope you can forgive me. Because while those writers did make mistakes, they at least were not Dakari-King Mykan.

We all make our mistakes.

And now you have read My Little Unicorn… It is a difficult burden to bear. One that I have carried for almost a year. And the load never gets easier, but… with the one thing Mykan hates more than all the world, the load becomes more bearable.

[iowaforever]

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That was clever! You are genius!

Yay! I'm smart.

And I'm sure that the burden that is Mykan will continue to haunt reviewers until the Internet gets replaced and his "work" is deleted forever, but we must press forward (and the fic I'm reviewing this week already has me in a happy place).

[spideremblembrony]

2406197 After the story, I've reviewed, I'm not sure I have a happy place.

... Happy place found... Thank you, Fluttershy.

Oh, you are adorable.