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Skeeter The Lurker


All my favorite colors, my sisters and my brothers... Hate the sig? Report me. Bullies get ignored, no exceptions. You know who you are.

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  • 6 weeks
    Thank you (again)

    Gonna be honest, $2185 is far more than I expected to get from that GoFundMe.

    And frankly, typing out the words "thank you" feels just way too... Simple? Condescending... ish? Just plain not enough?

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    13 comments · 222 views
  • 6 weeks
    GoFundMe

    I'll just lay it all out.

    I do not have a car.

    I cannot get to and from work.

    I am more or less broke due to low paying job and so many bills.

    Due to credit issues, I do not qualify for any emergency loans.

    My car was uninsured due to the company I had deciding not to tell me there was an issue with payment and just... cancelled it. Cause why not at this point.

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    9 comments · 862 views
  • 6 weeks
    I can't win

    Got in an accident.

    Car's completely fucked.

    I'm fine, I think. Hospital right now. But I seem ok by EMS standards.

    Woulda been better if I had bit it, frankly. Cause now not only am I broke, I now have no car.

    ...I just want it to end. Please?

    I can't take much more. I can't.

    7 comments · 186 views
  • 14 weeks
    2024, about as good as 2023. Which was sh!t.

    Screw 2023.

    Miserable year for me.

    Started with an asshole walmart employee getting me fired, to me being exhausted with two jobs, which didn't last so back to one job, to me barely being able to get by on my meager paychecks.

    And on top of that, my severe eczema was persistent and I was unable to find a solution because... No money and so on.

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    20 comments · 1,089 views
  • 112 weeks
    Spare a dime for your Lurker

    Hello Legion, it's been awhile, hasn't it?

    I've never been good at this kinda thing, and while I could go on about my antics as of late, I won't and will just come out and say it.

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    19 comments · 1,925 views
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Well... · 3:27am Aug 26th, 2014

~Skeeter The Lurker

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Comments ( 41 )

You'll get used to it Aku.

Bwaaahahahahaha! I am so glad I didn't get nominated by him! And there's no one else on here who would ever nominate me! With JATL out of the game and Timaeus nominating people from his University, I'm SAFE.

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Izzat so?

~Skeeter The Lurker

It seems like this is more of an excuse to see people's real faces than to raise money for ALS. But hey, as long as the proceeds are going toward a good cause than all is good. :twilightsmile:

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Yep. I mean, there's no way you WON'T spend your limited nominations on other big-wiggers here on the site, and that pretty much constitutes everyone I know here. I'm saaafe.

Good thing nobody knows who the hell I am.

Glad no one knows who I am. :P

Do it fgt.

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'Cause I'm that nice of a guy.

And thus where anonymity is a blessing on FiMfiction! Enjoy the ice bath :rainbowlaugh:

You gotta' doo what you gotta' doo m8

I'll get the towel ready.

Or you could just donate....

Can it be Ice of Fire?

It's not that bad I did it a few weeks ago. Felt great cause it was a hundred degrees outside

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I would rather you not. :P

Psst... :trixieshiftleft::trixieshiftright: Nominate Dusk Watch. :trixieshiftleft::trixieshiftright: I've got an entire ice chest downstairs I can dump on him. :trollestia::pinkiehappy:

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Done deal.

~Skeeter The Lurker

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I'll donate an additional $30 to what I was going to donate if you nominate 2401808 this guy. He's getting way too cocky for his own good :scootangel:

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The victims are selected. The ice is found. All that remains is to do the deed and post it.

Soon. VERY soon.

~Skeeter The Lurker

2402832 LET'S FUCKIN' DO THIS!
I might just nominate everyone in the Feature Box, too. That sounds like fun.

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... I'm quite certain that there was some sort of limit in place for this thing. You wouldn't do that to a poor, haphazard fan fiction writing ginger, would you? :fluttercry:

Who the hell am I kidding? You totally would.

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24 hours is the time limit.

I'm about, hmm, half way to the deadline.

~Skeeter The Lurker

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I meant a limit on the number of nominations lol.

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Oh, haha, yeah. I think so.

Three-four, I think.

~Skeeter The Lurker

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I don't think I'll be doing this twice lol :trollestia::duck:

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Best choose wisely lol.

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Screw you too, buddy.

2402854 Isaiah Mustafa nominated everyone named John Johnson, which is probably a lot of people.

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Dude! What the hell?! Why would you tell him that? lol

2402937 'Cause I'm a sadistic son-of-a-bitch.

2402961 I get everyone wet.
*ba-dum-tss*

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I walked right into that one :ajbemused:

2402968 Nothing I ever say will amount to that one comment.

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I still think I'm safe. There's sooo many more big people on here that haven't been nominated yet. You're really gonna waste a nomination on me? Seriously?

Yeah, I didn't think so. ^_^

2403009 If he ends up nominating me and not you, I will. So you're not safe at all :trollestia:

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